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Wife’s Drinking Problem (limerick)

Updated on May 16, 2014

He hates when his wife calls him names

It’s alcohol that the man blames

On brandy she’d pounce

And drink every ounce

Till she can’t pronounce “J” in James


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. I too love brandy but just a sip now and then

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      LOL. Clever!

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      K.A.E Grove 3 years ago from Australia

      Ah the fun of the drink and the havoc it causes ... Nice limerick :)

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      shanmarie 3 years ago

      Haha Leslie. Shames is my husbandssname. Too bad I don't like getting drunk when I drink.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Shames...i mean James - is the main sharachter in my boook..


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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      HMMM my wife's drinking problem is me!

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ


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      Harish Mamgain 3 years ago from India

      Full of fun, Martin and the last line describes so well all alcoholics !