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Wife’s Drinking Problem (limerick)

Updated on May 16, 2014

He hates when his wife calls him names

It’s alcohol that the man blames

On brandy she’d pounce

And drink every ounce

Till she can’t pronounce “J” in James

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      Harish Mamgain 2 years ago from India

      Full of fun, Martin and the last line describes so well all alcoholics !

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      Randi Benlulu 2 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Great!

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      HMMM my wife's drinking problem is me!

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      Karen Silverman 2 years ago

      Shames...i mean James - is the main sharachter in my boook..

      HAHA..

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      Shannon 2 years ago from Texas

      Haha Leslie. Shames is my husbandssname. Too bad I don't like getting drunk when I drink.

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      K.A.E Grove 2 years ago from Australia

      Ah the fun of the drink and the havoc it causes ... Nice limerick :)

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      Victor W. Kwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

      LOL. Clever!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. I too love brandy but just a sip now and then

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