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Wife’s Sailing Lesson (limerick)

Updated on March 9, 2015

Well I taught my wife how to sail

And she quickly learned each detail

But lessons curtailed

To winds that prevailed

The boat we stole sailed us to jail


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      Victor W. Kwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Nithya Venkat 2 years ago from Dubai

      Nice one! Enjoy reading all your limericks and poems!

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      Ghaelach 2 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      I wonder, where they sailing with the tide or against it?

      Nice limerick Martin.

      Jimmy...............................aka Ghaelach

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      When I need a laugh I know where to go. Thanks, Martin!

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      You made me laugh, Martin!