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Wife’s Secret For Good Cooking (limerick)

Updated on September 7, 2013

The reason wife’s cooking was great

An she enjoyed all that I ate

For an end she drew

To man that she knew

As I became too fat to date


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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      So funny -- watch out for those yummy foods!

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      Pamela Oglesby 4 years ago from United States

      That is so cute. Haha

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Great ending.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one! Ha ha!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Ha ha! That was great!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny one..HaHa

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      A clever lass! It's her loss though- just tell her it's s'more cushion for the pushin', and that belly is a fuel tank for a sex machine lol!

      All the Best,


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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      One smart wife.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....good one, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Now, that is one good cook!

      Great limerick, Martin.


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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      The answer to your problem,

      In a dream to me came.

      Just leave wifey be, Martin,

      And find a cute fat dame.

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      Anna Haven 4 years ago from Scotland

      You really are so very good at these. Funny and clever.

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      ha,ha...ha. love this .!