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Wife’s Weight Lose Plan (limerick)

Updated on January 9, 2013

For weight loss my wife aided me

To help me would bring her such glee

When pants were too tight

She’d spend the whole night

Till wallet was light as could be


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      Cristen Iris 3 years ago from Boise, Idaho

      Hahaha. Clever!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      It's not working for me! What's the trick?

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Oh my goodness that would make weigh less.

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      arb 5 years ago from oregon

      Another limerick, another chuckle. Thanks Martin for the dail;y laugh.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      LOL...what's a good wife for?

      ha-ha-ha-larious, M! You're in fine form, as usual..

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      She is my kind of woman and you are my kind of poet!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Great way to loosen the jeans. lol

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      Catherine Tally 5 years ago from Los Angeles

      Haha :) Sounds like a win/win: a lighter load and a happy wife- much better than an impersonal cashectomy!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Carry larger bills( or less of them!)

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      Dr Cil 5 years ago

      You are just a barrel of laughs! Great sense of humor!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      I feel like I cannot admit to understanding this limerick without my wife getting angry. Jamie

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      I am laughing because of the advise I just gave my sister. When she stated she had gained some weight during the winter and was off to purchase new pants, I told her to buy a size large than she needed and it will give the impression of being skinnier!

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      That is one way to do..a gal after my own heart....:) Good morning and thanks for the smile...:) Sending Angels to you my Friend..:) ps

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Wife seems to know how to get the job done!

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Monrning Martin.

      I seem to put weight on when my wife plays with my wallet, as she takes the paper and gives me the metal. lol

      Great limerick.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      travmaj 5 years ago

      This is hilarious - an go- light wallets....and me!!!!

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      That's one way of losing the pounds (£) LOL :-))

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      I agree with Bill. What a generous wife, such a lucky guy! :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      So very helpful; most wives are like that, aren't they? :)