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Wingman: A Poem

Updated on October 25, 2010
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Wingman

 

You are there to help me score

You are there to pick my drunken butt off the floor

You are there to make sure that the females are hot

You are there to slam back a shot

You are there to help me win in beer pong

You are there to sing out loud our favorite bar song

You are there to help with my dance moves

You are there to get funky with certain groves

You are there to make sure I don’t fall down

You are there to pick me up off the ground

You are there to order the next round of beers

You are there to help support our team with cheers

You are there to help me in a fight

You are there by my side all night

You are there to rock out front stage

You are there to calm down any rage

You are there to keep the good times roll

You are there to help me hit my goal

You are there to make me laugh when down

You are there to make memories from a night on the town

You are there to tell me the story of what I don’t remember

You were there to help me celebrate my birthday in December

You are there to make sure I get home okay

You are there to call me the next day

You are there to make sure that I become sober

Tomorrow you will be there when we start the party over

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    • Fullerman5000 profile imageAUTHOR

      Ryan Fuller 

      7 years ago from Louisiana, USA

      Haha im glad you enjoyed it.thanks for the visit.

    • michael ely profile image

      michael ely 

      7 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Fullerman5000, I really liked this. Very funny poem.

      Michael.

    • Fullerman5000 profile imageAUTHOR

      Ryan Fuller 

      7 years ago from Louisiana, USA

      It's just a funny poem i wrote. Trust me, these were the old days. the college days. i don't act like this anymore. but thanks for the concern.

    • Apostle Jack profile image

      Apostle Jack 

      7 years ago from Atlanta Ga

      Sounds like you have given your life to the control of another.Sounds like a wild time.We grow as we know,and show it as we go.

      I pray for your INCREASE above dependency.

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