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Witch's Brew

Updated on March 3, 2011
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Ingredients:

eye of bat and tail of toad
six crumbled brick from Yellow Brick Road...
a burning ash from a phoenix fire
one word of truth from compulsive liar...
a pinch of salt from bumble bee
from dog of Zeus one tick and flea...
one sifted cup of yellow snow
to spice it up, add tooth of crow.
blend it all in cast iron pot
stew a week then pour a shot.
Serve it warm by candle light
Its guaranteed a sweet delight
It only takes a drop or three
To change that prince to frog for thee!

"Copyright 2011, All Rights Reserved."

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      No_Clue 

      6 years ago

      BeyondMax, we'll see what we can do! Thanks!

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL that's the most useful and ingenious recipe! I want some of them brews for wicked foe princes, indeed I do! What a delightful poem! =)

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      No_Clue 

      6 years ago

      PADDYBOY60, thank you, kindly! Perhaps we should concoct one?

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      PADDYBOY60 

      6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Great poem. I like a good witch's brew. I would like to order a couple of shots. Do you have any reversing potions? I would rather be a frog.

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      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      thanks Nikkij, I am glad you stopped by!

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      Nikki Wicked 

      7 years ago from Louisiana

      cute! i loved this.

    • No_Clue profile imageAUTHOR

      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      well that makes me grateful to Martin...for leading you here! This witches brew was a fun write. Thanks for wandering in! Come back any time, attemptedhumour!

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      attemptedhumour 

      7 years ago from Australia

      Hi No-Clue, i stumbled across Martin, then found you. Lightening can strike twice. I love your wicked, beautifully concocted brew. Bravo!

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      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      Thanks, Eternal Evolution! I'm not a witch by any stretch, this was just for funsies...

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      Eternal Evolution 

      7 years ago from kentucky

      Another great hub and poem, love it!

    • No_Clue profile imageAUTHOR

      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      Suzzy...your comment made me laugh out loud! A woman after mine own heart! Thanx!

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      suzzymilkmaid 

      7 years ago from pennsylvania

      I'm kind of a witch myself. I have been known to change males into toads, but they were already 99% toad to begin with.

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      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Julie2 for stopping by and commenting!

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      Julie2 

      7 years ago from New York City

      Wow, this was really nice.

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      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      justom, my little brain is a wandering thing...never know what's gonna pop out! I am glad you got a chuckle out of it!

      vet, thanks so much...imagination is not an area that I am lacking in, I fear...lol...it can be entertaining at times! Take care!

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      vietnamvet68 

      7 years ago from New York State

      very cute indeed, what an imagination you have

      God Bless

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      justom 

      7 years ago from 41042

      This one just cracked me up, like bella said it has a great flow. You've been busy:-D Peace!! Tom

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      No_Clue 

      7 years ago

      bellawritter, I am tickled you like it! A fun write and exercise in silliness! Tanx!

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      Erica Sanchez 

      7 years ago from California

      This was great, very cool to read and very steady flow!

      Voted up and awesome!

      smiles :)

      bellawritter23

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