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Without Me The Parade Would Stink (limerick)

Updated on July 22, 2013

Real crucial the part that I played

Whenever town had a parade

I freed the access

To which they’d progress

By cleaning up mess hoses made


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Too funny!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Sure, somebody must be relied upon for that job.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Horses can sure make a smelly mess.

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha loved it Martin.


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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny Martin. Mans gotta do what he's gotta do do....

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      It stands to reason, Martin, that you can do your work well,

      If you are dedicated to the job with a poor sense of smell.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Growing up I stepped in a few piles after parades. Jamie

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Real crucial--your part! Thanks for doing your job.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it! Funny.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Cool and clever my friend !

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Loved it. Too funny!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Crucial for sure and all who saw it were very appreciate. :)

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      W1totalk 4 years ago

      Wow that's alot of stuff. Great limerick.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Someone's gotta do it, right?

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great one. What would we do without you?

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      Marlene Bertrand 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

      Ha ha ha ha! Thank you for your service!

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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      I love a parade and it's all because of your

      picking up all the poo. Very funny! Voted up.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Yes, the parade would stink without you... lol! I always wondered how they picked the person to pick up the poo! Ha ha