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Women Wanna SPOON - Men Wanna FORK ALL KNIFE...
Young men are without guile,
They LIVE to FORK ALL KNIFE,
Oft times on this criteria,
They come to choose their WIFE!
Too young and dumb to factor,
That very, VERY soon,
They'll FROLIC less and less,
And more and more - they'll SPOON!
Where females crave SECURITY,
Companionship for LIFE,
Men fantasize the woman,
Who BEGS to FORK ALL KNIFE!
It began with poor old ADAM,
For whom EVE was built to caper.
One tempting APPLE later,
It was HIS fun that did taper!
Eve SWALLOWED of said Produce,
Ergo, Adam missed His CHICK.
She tasted Life's SWEET NECTAR.
HE felt the Serpent's PRICK!
Now women wanna SPOON,
Held immobile, close and SAFE.
Where Men can only spoon yea long,
Fore such adjacency doth CHAFE!
Where Man may act the MARTIAN,
VENUS canst ALWAYS know best.
To COMPROMISE the tool,
So ALL might get some REST!
Choose Your Cutlery....
Are You a SPOONER or a FORKER? Do Tell...
Other Irrelevant Poetry by I'mKar'n23...Please Enjoy - and - LAUGH DAMMIT!
- Foreplay: The Ins and The Outs...
You've heard it before boys - straight from her heart, There's work to be done 'fore those legs come apart...
- Tiger Love: A Tribute to the Dog that Rescued Me..
There's a Tiger in my bed, With teeth and claws intact...
- He Loves Her - She Loves Him Not...
How her twelve-year-old heart yearned for Ronnie - His Cuteness three desks to her left, Oh, how she did suffer in silence - His cold shoulder did leave her bereft!
- Botox The Beautiful...
Demanding 'BABY-BOOMERS' - Used to getting all they crave. Perchance this damned stuff kills 'em? They'll look GORGEOUS in their grave!