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Women Wanna SPOON - Men Wanna FORK ALL KNIFE...

Updated on April 30, 2013


Young men are without guile,

They LIVE to FORK ALL KNIFE,

Oft times on this criteria,

They come to choose their WIFE!


Too young and dumb to factor,

That very, VERY soon,

They'll FROLIC less and less,

And more and more - they'll SPOON!


Where females crave SECURITY,

Companionship for LIFE,

Men fantasize the woman,

Who BEGS to FORK ALL KNIFE!

It began with poor old ADAM,

For whom EVE was built to caper.

One tempting APPLE later,

It was HIS fun that did taper!


Eve SWALLOWED of said Produce,

Ergo, Adam missed His CHICK.

She tasted Life's SWEET NECTAR.

HE felt the Serpent's PRICK!


Now women wanna SPOON,

Held immobile, close and SAFE.

Where Men can only spoon yea long,

Fore such adjacency doth CHAFE!


Where Man may act the MARTIAN,

VENUS canst ALWAYS know best.

To COMPROMISE the tool,

So ALL might get some REST!


Sweet Dreams...


Choose Your Cutlery....

Are You a SPOONER or a FORKER? Do Tell...

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      FyrFytr234 4 years ago

      LOL. This should elicit a lot of responses from women about...yeah, that's right! And a lot of bs responses from men that claim they can fork all knife. As for me....compromise seems to work. Some forking followed by a little spooning seems to be fair. Everyone gets what they want and need...and life goes happily on. Most men know this. The trick for you ladies is to find one that's willing. A great hub most of us can surely relate to. Voted up and shared.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Blooming priceless....I'm laughing much too hard to write. Up and sharing.

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Absolutely delightful hilarious piece of work. Some men learn eventually, and that is a good thing! Up and all on this one!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Hey Hub-buds! I am having a problem with Facebook - i can't 'share' in any group!

      If you could spare the time - and if you feel it worthy - it would be very much appreciated...

      thanks..

      (this better not last toooo long...grrrrrrr....lol)

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      Mike Pugh 4 years ago from New York City

      Wow this poem is sensational Lesie, holy Shoots LOL :)

      Your gift for poetic vice is impressive with this fork and spoon delight. Man oh man I love to fork all night alright, and my wife loves to spoon Hehe!

      Thumbs up high and you know what I do best here on Hubpages. Oh yeah baby yeah! sharing like crazy HAhA, ahaa hah hah.......

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      carol stanley 4 years ago from Arizona

      Hey,,, I don't know how you do it but you just do. If you ever decide to write a book I have a great title...YOu come up with not only unique ideas but it is your guile with words. Great as always my friend.. GOing to vote++++++++++++++++++++++share and pin....

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      Maria Jordan 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Oh no, Meatloaf again.....!!

      You are a " hot mess"! Leslie, have I told you how much I love hot messes...??

      Voted UP and FAB...oh, are seconds available?? Love, Maria

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      Sooner28 4 years ago

      Haha. This is amazing!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      I don't know if I'm more amazed at how you can talk about the "dirtiest" things without sounding dirty... or that so many voters are "Selfish and want it all"! ;-)

      Loved it, loved it, loved it!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Table manners never were my style

      Whether using a spoon or a BIG ole smile

      Many times mother said, use the small fork instead

      Then i would always forget when i got into bed......

      Funny Leslie..You are the cat's MEOW....

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      Poetic Fool 4 years ago

      Classic! "Where Men can only spoon yea long, Fore such adjacency doth CHAFE!" What a great line. I loved it. Voted up and more!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I love the video you chose....I have watched that video probably fifty times. Hot and sensual! As for the poem....well, Leslie, I want to know what you prefer. :)

      I was a forker but now I'm a spooner, and that's all the information I'm giving you at this time. :)

      love you Sis

      bill

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      Stunning,Leslie! :-)

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      btw - after age 18 or so of all knife marathons, men can only fork so long, as well. . . so wise women know where to focus their potential productive attention! :-) A spoon respite benefits all, even the reluctant diners.

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      Neil Sperling 4 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

      LOL ...... Great insight...... love the humor as always.

      cantuhearmescream - I'll be hearing you all night... :-)

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      ahorseback 4 years ago

      When I read how easily you make us all laugh I swear to give up writing ! Now I know about all these buttons ! Ha .....I'll be the big spoon ! ....ha Girl you know I love Ya !..........:-}

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      This is so clever! Love it! I laughed, then I stopped and said hmmm, then I laughed some more.... My bf and I used to fork all knife, but he has gotten thick around the middle and lazy around the brain, so he has to settle for the occasional midnight snack I throw him when he has been a good boy ;)

      I love your humor! Dirty, insulting, and irreverent wrapped in fantastic fun. Don't Stop!

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      Rosemary Sadler 4 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      This is brilliantly clever and hilarious. Only you could come up with something like this.

      Thumbs up from me

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh how cute.. and adorable.. and how true....lol.. and of course funny ... how do you do this? I am greedy I want it all... lol

      well you know I am sharing and voting up

      See you girlfriend

      Debbie

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      Tara Carbery 4 years ago from Cheshire, UK

      There's nothing worse than an idyllic morning's snuggling being

      interrupted by a rod in your back!

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      Dennis L. Page 4 years ago from New York/Pennsylvania border

      Voted up and all that other good stuff.

      Well, my, my, my...haven't you just been the busy little beaver lately.

      To spoon or not to spoon, that is the question. So is that how we ended up with the spork? Hmm...let me think on that one.

      Meatloaf and "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" was one of those songs that I still know every word to. Then again, I also loved "Bat Out of Hell." Aah those youthful days of flowing testosterone when "like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes." Those were the days of "free love" and "peace out, man."

      I think spring is in the air Ms. L. and you've made this old guy smile tonight.

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      Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

      This is so funny imkarn.

      Loved it...so darn funny.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOl, Leslie,

      Shoot, I've been married so long, I'm trying to remember what a FORK looks like! LOL

      What's so scary about this, is it is full of truth. My husband has that video streamed lined to our television . . . hmmmm Oops, Just realized what he prays for! LOL

      Love the dog and cat spooning . . . so cute!!!

      Voted up +++ and sharing

      Hugs and spoon, Faith Reaper

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      mckbirdbks 4 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Won't the utensil depend on the dish?

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      Brett Caulton 4 years ago from Thailand

      LOL, very clever! I like the puns and the funny comments too ... like, :is that where the spork came from? ha ha ... and, "Won't the utensil depend on the dish?" lol.

      I guess you could add to that, that it also depends on how long you have been having the same dish served the same way :-p ; it is always good to mix up serving styles and sometimes change utensils to keep everyone happy! ;-)

      Shared, pinned, tweeted, up and awesome.

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      Shyron E Shenko 4 years ago from Texas

      ImKarn32, I loved this. I just posted this on fb, hope you don't mind.

      Me I am still spooning and cutting-up forking around. This gave me such a good laugh, my eyes are burning from laughing tears.

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      January Moon 4 years ago from NY, Now Living in Atlanta Ga

      Very funny this made me laugh, voted up for pure entertainment!!

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      So brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I can't stop laughing. Hats off to you. Voted up and sharing across.

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      Joseph Muendo 4 years ago from Nairobi, Kenya

      Awesome.! very creative

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      oh you. You must be an adventurs

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      You certainly have a way with writing and sharing such great talent, hilarious and somewhat dirty too, but in a unique way, thanks for this hub.

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      gaplumber 4 years ago

      Well done.

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      Bajazid 4 years ago from Sarajevo, Bosnia

      Very good and sincere! Voted gladly.

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Really good funny poetry, love your forkerisms (as opposed to spoonerisms). The dog and kitty is adorable, and that Meatloaf is my favorite music by him. I promise I'll check out more of your hubs. Voted you up+.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @D-Bob: Hmmmm...from a quick peek - seems both sexes are OK with this one! Now - how'd THAT happen? lol..

      Love youxx

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Perfect video accompaniment. to a very witty and well written piece. As i have gotten older I have learned to enjoy both the fork and the spoon; combined, they make my meal so much more delectable ( ;

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      Sheri Dusseault 4 years ago from Chemainus. BC, Canada

      Thanks for the laugh! Well done!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Awesome and funny! such truth in your words. voted up! I'm passing this along.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @JO..

      @X...

      @Mikey..

      @Carol..

      Hello, friends - such an honor to see you all here - thank you!

      sadly - unlike Sir Billy - there's ain't NO way i can keep up with every comment - so - today i must give in to...'group responses'..

      please forgive me - i adore each comment individually - in my heart, but - time won't allow me to give them the individual attention they deserve!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Maria...

      @Sooner28..

      @Cathy...

      Greetings, friends - and welcome!

      Maria - i'm a hot mess lover as well - case in point - as long as it's a GOOD MESS - like YOU!

      DIRTY? MOI? LOL...you're adorable cat!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Ruby...LOL - love it!

      As long as you learned to chew with your mouth shut - let's do lunch - ANYTIME!

      lol!

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      Dennis L. Page 4 years ago from New York/Pennsylvania border

      Hey, wait just a minute. I want an individual, personal response. After all, Bob even got love and Xs. Geez Louise, what the fork? Am I chopped liver? LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Too funny, Leslie but oh-so-true!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Hi my friend i see your creative juices have been brewing again, because when they do your turn out these awesome far out hubs that i just love reading. Well done has always !

      Vote up and more !!! Sharing !

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      FyrFytr234 4 years ago

      Hey Dennis! (raspberries!) LOL.

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I always admire your poems even if it takes me at least to read it twice to try to understand it all! I am sure I miss some of the play on words you do...but along the way I learn more and that's always a good thing :-)

      I love the picture of the cat and dog.... but by the looks of it, I am not so sure that the cat enjoys that kind of spooning!

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      Rosemary Amrhein 4 years ago from Boston, MA

      Okay Leslie, so you had to write about this? ! LOL

      I had to vote "I'm greedy, I want it all"

      Yeah men better learn to spoon or they may just get the devil's prick!

      No exceptions!

      Haha

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      Gina 4 years ago from West Tennessee

      Another great one. I loved it! My husband never wants to cuddle. Why doesn't he realize that he'd get more action if he did? HA HA

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @PoeticFool: Lol...well? it's true, is it not?

      Glad you enjoyed my friend!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Billybuc: Lol...i can't believe how many folks are HUGE fans of this song - altho - i dont' know why i'm surprised - we're all old farts..lol..

      I'm not always such a big fan of, ummmm...CONVERTS...LOL...i mean really - can they be trusted??

      haha

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Nellieanna: LOL...ssssssshhhhhhh, Nellieanna - don't tell the boys that! they all think they're superman - even when they can't...errr....FLY anymore..

      you make me laugh SO HARD!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Leslie you did this with such unmitigated stamina, but one query--I thought Klingons were from Uranus?

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Neil..

      @Cowboy..

      @Dana..

      @Rosemary...i am absolutely FORKing thrilled that you've chosen to spend your valuable time here - with me!

      Please forgive the 'group' response, but - i can't allow hubpages to own my life..

      at least - not my entire life..lol

      thanks friends!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Deb..

      @Tara..

      Ladies - i am honored that you're here to take a peek into my hub-thoughts - crazy as they may be of late..lol

      Please, er, cum again!! (i'm sorry - was that bad - or - simply appropriate.hmmm...)

      lol

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DENNIS: YOU ARE Ha-Ha-Ha-LARIOUS!!! i adore you - and when you put an order in - i OBEY! lol

      you are down in the journals to ALWAYS - yes ALWAYS - get an individual - just for Denny - response!

      now, please - stop whining...haha..

      (mmmmwwwwahhhh...)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Ruchia...

      @Faith..

      @MckBirdbks:..

      @Brett...

      Hello - and welcome friends! I feel the need to apologize for responding 'en masse'! Please forgive me, but - to be frank - i ain't getting any younger and - i'd like to knock a few things off the old bucket list...

      i hope you can understand..

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Hi Leslie,

      When it comes to humor, you are on the cutting edge my friend.

      Voted up +++ and sharing

      Take care

      Sue

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Leslie, this rocks! This is the first hub of yours that I'm reading so maybe this is an understatement. For one thing, some of your hub titles, really are enticing!

      Up and awesome. Sharing ahead.

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      Angelo52 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Good fun. Well worth the reading. Passing along.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @ShyronEShenko..

      @Cherrycrime...

      @Deergha..

      @JosephMuendo...

      Hello friends - so good of you to visit! I've had this title in my head for...years..actually - i envisioned a book, but - lowered my goals..clearly..haha.

      Shyron - THANK YOU for sharing - i don't mind at all - i hub-share everything i read and put the most special ones on my fb page, so thanks again!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Gaplumber: Thanks and good to meet you!

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      I STILL CHUCKLE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS! and thank the universe that I have a boyfriend (useless as he can be) that loves a good SPORKING. :)

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      gaplumber 4 years ago

      Nice to meet you Ma'am.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DDE..

      @Baja2013...

      @MizBejabbers..

      @Waynebarrett...

      Hello, friends - thank you all for taking time out of your busy lives to spend a few moments here - with me!

      I appreciate it as well as your positive, supportive words!..

      LOL@Miz&Wayne...

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @SheriFaye...

      @Lovedoctor926..

      So good to see you both! I'm glad you had a little giggle - i had fun writing it too!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Dennis...Hey D! They took the hub down early morning yesterday and i just got it republished NOW...when that happens - all the comments go with it...lol..

      And YOU, sir - will ALWAYS get a personal, individual response - as requested(?) ...demanded(?)...whined for(!!)

      LOL..

      HEY - SHARE ME - i enjoy it!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @DanaTeresa: SPORKING?? i wish i'd have used that...lol

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Angelo52: Nice to meet you Angelo - thanks for sharing - i love that! lol

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @RajanJolly: Hmmmm...i didn't know it was your first rajan - i guess it was just me reading you? LOL..

      no worries - i read what i like - not what i'm obliged to - otherwise i'd be reading 25 hours a day!

      Hope you decide to come on back - for a little more, orrrrrr, actually - a little LES! (get it - LES? that's me...fergit it..lol)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Shauna..

      @Kashmir..

      @Joelle...

      Hello, friends - and thanks for visiting! Yes, i'm feeling like laughing- so - thought i'd attempt to make YOU laugh too! Glad you did!

      Kids - i so appreciate your trying to pick up the puns and double entendres..

      The BOTTOM line is - I'm a smart ASS!

      lol

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Rose..

      @Gina..

      @Deb..

      Thanks so much for the sweet comments ladies ! Please know that it's much appreciated on this end!

      and - i have no idea where Klingon's come from, but - i remember having a crush on the BADDEST one..lol..

      (and on captain spock of course..

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      Jaye Denman 4 years ago from Deep South, USA

      Leslie...I'm laughing so hard...not sure I can type! Your imagination and talent are matched only by your sense of humor. Funny, funny, funny!

      Jaye

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Sueswan: Thanks so much for the kind words and for sharing, my friend!

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      Awesome poem, great write, voted up.

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      Martie Coetser 4 years ago from South Africa

      Between knife and fork

      good old spoon prevails -

      Use them rather all

      then none goes hunger....

      Yes, I am greedy!

      You will probably not know this song, Leslie, but somehow 'Will you love me forever' reminded me of this ~ It was one of my favorites before I turned into a tEeNaGeR...

      http://youtu.be/9L1uzy0l938

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @JayeWisdom: Such a good feeling when someone enjoys my work!

      Thank YOU, Jaye!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Vellur: Thanks so much, Vellur - always good to see you!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Martie: LOL...greedy, greedy girl - just like ME!

      and no - never heard that song in my 50- odd years - and - i really gotta STREEEEETCH to see any comparison to MEATLOAF..lol

      but i get it - Are You Mine? Will you love me forever?

      love ya gf!

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      Fullerman5000 4 years ago from Louisiana, USA

      This was great and very creative. The title was my favorite part. Great work. What a fun poem.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      I had to read this again!!!! I just love sayng FORK all KNIFE! I eventold my boyfriend about this. He laughed. We are happy to be SPORKers :)

      I am laughing inside and out. Thanks!

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      Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Oh Leslie, Leslie Leslie... you have such a way with words and keep us coming back for more. You are good... very good and so pleased to call you a Canadian... Well done

      Many Hugs

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      FyrFytr234 4 years ago

      Forkin and spoonin. Got to love utensils!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Fullerman5000: So glad you enjoyed - please - come again~!

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      Elena 4 years ago from London, UK

      Awesome and so creative. It totally rocks. Please Hubpages, Leave this Be!! It's such a delight to read and read again. :-)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Dana: You're so FORKING adorable my sweet, collagen-laden friend!

      sporkers...hahaha..

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Rolly: Lol...'such a way with words'? Yes - but - which WAY exactly...lol

      perhaps a little twisted - like a fork that gets caught in the garburator...(oops..)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Elela: So nice to see you m'Lady! I'll roll out the red carpet for you any ol' time at all!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Cole Porter said it best,

      "You're the top!

      You're an arrow collar

      You're the top!

      You're a Coolidge dollar,

      You're the nimble tread

      Of the feet of Fred Astaire,

      You're an O'Neill drama,

      You're Whistler's mama!

      You're camembert.

      You're a rose,

      You're Inferno's Dante, " and on and on....Leslie you are pure genius. This poem GF is so totally original while being so totally true! I laughed, I cried...no seriously this was probably one of your best yet if that's possible.

      Voted up, useful, funny, awesome and shared all over the place, from HP to Pinterest.

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      Anne 4 years ago from Spain

      Hi Im. I am just so glad I read this hub, it´s made me laugh and that´s saying a lot at the moment. Saucy , satiric, even a tad Shakespearean and such fun too...what more could one ask for...well actually it´s been a long long long time since I spooned or forked all knife...now you´ve reminded me on what I´ve been missing for the last 9 years , hmmm, maybe I´ll take my Daughters suggestion and try a dating site after all when I get back to the UK !! In the meantime, voted up and sharing :)

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @MaryT: You are the cat's meow, dear friend!

      thank you for your sweet compliment - i am blushing...(a bit..lol)

      appreciate your 'sharing', Mary!

      have a great week!

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      Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

      Ha Ha! Shared to my Facebook page cos I leurved it. I will never look at cutlery in quite the same way again - we used to have an old joke in school - "where's my fork and knife?" "in front of your fork an nose!" This is better! :o)

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      Levertis Steele 4 years ago from Southern Clime

      ImKarn23,

      Laughter is good for the soul, and I surely appreciate a laugh. Thanks for sharing!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Bac2basics: Hello, and welcome friend! I'm also glad that reading this made you laugh and your load a little lighter!

      Listen to your daughter - daughter knows best! Lol..

      And please - come again!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Jools99: HEY! good to see ya! Glad you had fun, and - thanks so much for sharing!

      Have a great evening!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @LevertisSteele: Why, thank you! Perhaps one day you can explain that handle to me?

      interesting...

      please - come again!

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      Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

      LOL I love this hub, Leslie. You are a genius with words and rhyme. UP and all across the board-loved the photos, especially of the disgruntled kitten under the clutches of that humongous dog! Well said on the differences between men and women.

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      Rolly A Chabot 4 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Hi Leslie... just have to love you all the more... awesome write and the way you play with words is perfect....

      Love you

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      Kari 4 years ago from Alberta, Canada

      Love this! And the imagery....lol. My husband and I found our compromise long ago thank god.

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      Lisa J Warner 4 years ago from Conneticut, USA

      EXCELLENT!!!!

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      QudsiaP1 4 years ago

      Absolutely loved it!

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      ahorseback 4 years ago

      Ya sure ,.......everyone wants to spoon , but just watch when I start snoring in those pretty little ears !....hehehe

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      ImKarn,

      I've not read your works for a long time, ; however, I tell you this I have always admired your bold style. From Triond to here on HP, you have never failed to amuse and enlighten me.

      OMG, where do get such wonderful word pictures.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Denise: Good morning, Denise - so good to hear that you had fun here - Thank You for the effusive comment! Awesome!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Rolly: Thank you dear R! You may not 'play' with words the same way as i do - but - you certainly make them sparkle and shine!

      love you back!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Relationshipc: Hi There! Compromise- that IS the key, eh?

      So nice of you to visit my little hub-corner! Please - come again!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @QudsiaP1: Thank YOU!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Ed: Lol...yeah...no one's EVER snored in my pretty little ears before, Cowboy!

      i find a pillow pressed firmly over the mouth and nose area solves all problems..

      HAHA

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Vinaya:: I've noticed your absence and missed you! So good to see you again!

      Your words mean a lot to me..

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      Cute and fun poem, with quite a bit of truth to it. ; ) Had to be voted up, for sure.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      @Dreamseeker: Thank you for visiting AND voting! Always a pleasure to see you my friend..

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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      Funny!!!! And perhaps true!

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      Terry Chestnutt 4 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio

      Deep.

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      b. Malin 3 years ago

      Hi Karen,

      Funny, and OH So TRUE...Got to love your Humor Girl Friend...Right from the Heart.

      I've been away for awhile, and certainly missed your "Thoughts".

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Hi, Barbara! So glad you found your way over to my new blog..hope it wasn't too difficult..lol

      xx

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      Drive By Quipper 3 years ago from Wrong Side of Town

      It goes like this for the couple. First it is he tries weekly, then they marry and he has it tri-weekly, after 40 years he tries weakly. Of course yours is original and clever.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Why thank you sir!

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      Girish puri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Absolutely hilarious and delightful hub, thanks Karen for making me laugh, God bless you.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      My pleasure Girishpuri! I hope you know the directions to my blog? I'm not writing on the hub any more!

      namaste, my friend..

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      Dim Flaxenwick 3 years ago from Great Britain

      OH You are so funny. This was nothing short of brilliant.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Morning Dim..If you liked this come on over to my blog and see what's shakin' over there...

      http://imkarn23.blogspot.ca/2013/07/mastered.html

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      lovedoctor926 3 years ago

      Congratulations Leslie, a little birdie told me that you are writing a book. Can't wait to read it. Keep me posted. Doc

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      lovedoctor926 3 years ago

      LOL. Good work as always. up and awesome!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Hey, Doc! So great to see you. Looking good as always! lol

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      lovedoctor926 3 years ago

      Where have you been girlie? Lol. missed you. Doc

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      lovedoctor926 3 years ago

      thank u

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      CraftytotheCore 3 years ago

      Oh, this is brilliant! I love reading the poetry on HP by all who can write like this. What an imagination and so creative.

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      poetryman6969 2 years ago

      It's all good!

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      Audrey Howitt 2 years ago from California

      Just saying hello!! Hoping you are doing well!!

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      Suzanne Day 2 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      This poem is so true - Men do get rather tired of spooning, and I for one, can't get enough of it! Voted interesting. x

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      Karen Silverman 24 months ago

      Hi sweet Audrey!

      Love seeing your name on fb. Makes me smilexx

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