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Wonderful, Modern, Advice, and Tips to Follow!! (oops)

Updated on November 5, 2012

Life can be difficult, but it does not have to be! There are a few things many people to help them improve their situation, only a few steps to take, only a little bit of advice and just a few tips to follow. So, without any more boring writing, here they are!

1) If you want the weather to become warmer all you have to do is put your winter clothes away. Spring will come!

2) If you want nice weather, just wash your car. Then the weather will be great for at least the next two weeks!

3) If you want the weeds to go away, just spray them with water. That should drown them. No more weeds. Your garden will then grow without any weeds!

4) If you want a new flower to be lovely just water it at least 6 times per day. That is what the nice young boy at the flower store told me. It might look brown for a short time, but then will blossom into a lovely flower!

5) If a tree is growing to close to your house, or if the branches are over your house, don't cut them down. Pretty soon the wind will blow them away, during a strong storm!

6) If you go to a store and something is priced to high, just buy it. The price will go down the next week or so. Then you can take it back and get a full refund! Don't worry about the receipt, the people in the store will remember you. They remember everyone!

7) If you need to study for a class, but are too tired, just put the book on your head when you sleep. The information in the book will go into your head while you sleep!

8) If you want to get healthy drink a lot of cola, when you burp that gets the bad things out of your tummy!

9) If you are allergic to dogs or cats, get a lot of them. your immune system works and will cure you!

10) If you ever want any good advice, don't follow any of mine!!!!!!!

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    • Michele Travis profile imageAUTHOR

      Michele Travis 

      6 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      LOL, Nope...

    • ahorseback profile image

      ahorseback 

      6 years ago

      I dont know guys , should we listen to this girl!?......:-}

    • Michele Travis profile imageAUTHOR

      Michele Travis 

      6 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Danicilla, thank you for your comment. Just trying to have a little fun with this one :)

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      Priscilla 

      6 years ago from El Paso

      This hub really made me smile. Thanks for a great hub. Voted up!

    • Michele Travis profile imageAUTHOR

      Michele Travis 

      6 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      NayNay thankyou for your comment.

    • Michele Travis profile imageAUTHOR

      Michele Travis 

      6 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      lol, thank you very much for your comment BlossemSB

    • NayNay2124 profile image

      NayNay2124 

      6 years ago

      You made me smile today. Thanks Michele. Voted up and funny.

    • BlossomSB profile image

      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      6 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Brrr! for the first one; for the second: if I wash my car it's a sure thing that it will rain. Thanks for a smile, we all need a little humour in our lives.

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