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World’s Worst Words (limerick)

Updated on February 26, 2013

The worst words that I’ll ever know

They show just low life can go

Oh I’d rather die

With spikes in my eye

Than hear wife say I told you so


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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..Consider yourself lucky my man... words can hurt..but not like a...

      " leg of Lamb"...ARe you on a mission to reach 100 hubs for the week ? My goodness I can't keep up with the comments...but I love what you write !!!! very clever....

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Mh, funny . . . pride is hard to swallow, especially if she won't let you forget.

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      Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

      Ah, the old I told you so. Love it.

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      Rob Welsh 4 years ago from Tomorrow - In Words & NZ Time.

      The power of duct tape I'm sure has rescued many a word from being wasted... nice one M.. thanks for sharing

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      The truth of some life things are down right funny.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      I often get...'I told you so'....but I'm convinced she didn't LOL:-))

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Then you better make sure you never give her reason to utter those words, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Don't be so sure; 'any words' is better than 'no words' at all.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      It is true, Martin, "I told you so"

      May be a difficult refrain to hear,

      But it's so much better than "Nothing!"

      When you ask her, "What is wrong, my dear?"

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Don't you just hate to hear anyone say, " I told you so. " Funny Martin..

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      "I told you so, " are some of the worst words. If hindsight were only 20-20!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Oh, yes. Words of terror - I told you so....

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Frankly, I don't blame you...

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Yes these words seem toxic to a man!

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol! But there is truth to this wonderful limerick. Hubbies just seem to never want to hear "I told you so." It’s like asking for directions. :-)

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 4 years ago

      As a wife it is always oh so tempting to say I told you so!

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