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Yo Daisy May : P-Sty feat. Doc-Mo
MTV Breaking News
A break through Hip-Hop duo is taking the music world by storm. In an astonishing turn of events a prison Doc and a prisoner have teamed up to create a new act. Their first single ' Yo Daisy -M' is said to be born out of one of the singer's heart break. Red neck 'man in the can' Pig Sty says of his new venture " I ain't waitin' no more for mah girl. She gon' and run off with the mayor. This here song is otter-biogriphical"
He has previously penned an ode called 'Howdy Daisy May' which was more of a traditional redneck folk song in response to Daisy's plaintive ditty ' To: My Man in a Can'. They were both indie hits.
Pig Sty a.k.a Pigga a.k.a P-Sty is on parole and has gone viral with his ' Yo Daisy -M' along with his writing and singing partner Doc- Mo. Their Youtube video has already got over a 2 million hits and 'Gold Digga' records is on the verge of signing a triple album deal.
You heard it first here folks, the birth of a new genre: Red -Neck-Hip-Hop.
Yo Daisy -M
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Yo Yo P-Sty
He’s a man in the can ; Got caught in a van
Pigga’s on probashun, From the redneck nation
He needs, He needs , He needs my co-operashun
He’s a tattooed blunda, You always gotta wonda
What they call this redneck Thunda
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His name is, His name is, His name is P-Sty.
Hip-hoppin, Non –stoppin, girl-boppin P-Sty
Go to her, Talk to her, Say what you gon’ say
See Pigga, Gold Digga, yo’ girl’s Daisy May
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Yo Yo, Doc- Mo
Ah Know’d Yer all through Mah time in the can
You gon’ and give me this wunnerful plan
Ah’m sick and Ah’m tired of bein’ a playa
My girl’s gon’ foolin’ with darn stoopid Maya
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She gon’ call my sweet ol’ ma sumthin’ bad
She gon’ tell my boys I ain’t their dad
She gon’ call my kin folk, stoopid and lazy
Why does she still make me so darn’ crazy
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His name is, His name is, His name is P-Sty.
Hip-hoppin, Non –stoppin, girl-boppin P-Sty
Go to her, Talk to her, Say what you gon’ say
See Pigga, Gold Digga, yo’ girl’s Daisy May
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Yo , Yo P–Sty
The Mayor ain’t tight with his chips, dear bro
Fendi and Gucci, Prada’s gonna flow
That girl wanna fight you, blight you, ignite you
And rest of her kinfolk just wanna join the queue
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Listen to me bro, there’s shore plenty more
Fish in the sea, Just plain drop the plea
Forget you had her, she’ll just make you madder
There’s booties, chic cuties, big looties to be gladder
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His name is, His name is, His name is P-Sty.
Hip-hoppin, Non –stoppin, girl-boppin P-Sty
Go to her, Talk to her, Say what you gon’ say
See Pigga, Gold Digga, yo’ girl’s Daisy May
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Yo, Yo , Doc- Mo
Ah’m tryin, keep sighin’, dun cryin’ fer the tart
No more tryin’, stop pryin’ deep fryin’ my heart
Doggone it, Dis life ain’t worth a wastin’
Come Doc-Mo let’s hip-hop and let's go a ‘tastin
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Purdy gals plenty there dancin’ around us
Daisy May has gon’ and missed this gold bus
Darn’ tootin, sharp shootin’ keep hootin’ Doc-Mo
Christmas come early for me and thee, ho ho
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His name is, His name is, His name is P-Sty.
Hip-hoppin, Non –stoppin, girl-boppin P-Sty
Go to her, Talk to her, Say what you gon’ say
See Pigga, Gold Digga, yo’ girl’s Daisy May
♦
My name is, My name is, My name is P-Sty.
Hip-hoppin, Non –stoppin, girl-boppin P-Sty
Go to her, Talk to her, Say what you gon’ say
See Pigga, Gold Digga, yo’ girl’s Daisy May
♦
-Mohan Kumar-
© 2012 Mohan Kumar
Comments
Very funny hub Docmo, and great accompanying pcs. Voted up.
you rock my world on this roll man...love your Daisy...she's adorable...i was hoping to catch a glimpse of your video in youtube but it's banned here in school...
Thomas.......Yer sandwiches ain't thought proper like.....Pig Sty ain't made no dang parole. He done his rappin in his jail cell.............
Docmo...
Well it happened...I lived long enough to hear redneck-hip-hop. Who would have thought the odds were in my favor for that? Congrats on making parole!
Thomas
Though not a great fan of Hiphop, I enjoyed reading your composition.
Happy Birthday Docmo!
Docmo - Absolutely hilarious! You have a gift. Very well done. lol
Pig Sty.....WHAT THE HECK YOU WAITING FOR??? I done writ you a letter jes the other day. Git off yer lazy butt and git bizzy. Scuse me.....ah hate interRUPtin yer music career. you ain't got nuthin better to do in the dern can!
Hahahahahahaha..... This is hilarious!! Love the wordings, the characters, the plot..... Awesome! Hip hop is red necking, lol! Great job... Did I say it was hilarious! :)
Voting up and awesome!
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Kat, I am glad to know I'm not on my own in this Physician/Musician category. Glad you like this twist in the Daisy-Mae tale. I enjoyed writing this. Only a few of my patients used to know about my writing side of things ... my cover was blown when a story of mine was broadcast on BBC radio. I thought they wouldn't take me seriously but I was pleasantly surprised at the warm feedback! Thank you for your visit.
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Jaye, I've been reliably informed I'm not the first to propund Red-neck hip hop. All this is thanks to Paula's wonderful 'Man in the Can' that was inspiring and fired my neurons in this direction. I am waiting for a Daisy-Mae comeback and who knows where this will go next. Thank you very much.
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Susan, thank you so much. I am glad these 'eruptions' are considered talent. Appreciate your visit and comments!
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Cogerson.. I still can't believe this little effort has been topping my charts for some time now! Poems never do well on hubscore and I was shocked (pleasantly) to see this rise up to the higher echelons. Thank you for your kind words!
Docmo! this is hilarious...a man of many talents! Is it true...are you "Doctor" and "Rapper?" I haven't been up on much but this is amazing..you remind me of my older brother...a Physician, also...and a musician w/a crazy twist. Feels like home... UP Funny Awesome! Yes!
Absolutely fantasical, DocMo! A new genre: redneck hip-hop! You are one talented doc (and old Pig Sty is lucky to have you helping him, just as Daisy Mae is lucky to have Paula in her corner). I hope this "feud" between Pig Sty and Daisy Mae continues in print on HP. It keeps getting better and better!
Jaye
And yet more talent erupts from the Doc! This was fantastic!
I can see why this hub is currently ranked as your best hub....great job Doc-Mo....you are showing some serious skills. Voted up and interesting. Job well done.
Doc...I am so grateful you mentioned having had this issue, if only for a brief time.....at least I know there's hope this will work itself out. My brief moment has been almost a week now!
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I had a brief moment of that last night but it soon fixed itself, Paula. I've heard others have experienced the same glitch. Good to see you (and Daisy May.. back! Miss you too!
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Sir Bill.. much appreciated!
First, Paula has something to say to ya'all.......I know it has to seem like I've been MIA....but actually been dealing with 1st: computer issues that had to be taken care of....2.: also dealing with an HP glitch of some kind that I HOPE they are working on. It's been over a week that I have been unable to REPLY in the comment sections of 90% of the hubs!! Anyone else experiencing this? Or am I one of the lucky ones? It's so frustrating.......At the very top right hand side, just above where the comment section begins....where it says, "Follow" and "Unfollow"......for me, if it says "Loading".......I am unable to POST a comment. I can write it but can't send it......If I hit Post Comment, the page jumps to the top and wipes out my comment.....If the word Follow or Unfollow is there, my comment will post! I'd give anything to know what the HELL the issue is.......So, I'm not ignoring all my hubber friends......I can't comment on 90% of my hubs!! Miss you guys!.............Daisy says "Hi' too.......but without me, she's too lazy to write her own stuff!!...................
Absolutely hilarious! I don't know how I missed this when it came out but I'm finally here and laughing uncontrollably. You are the master! I am here to learn oh wise one!
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, drbj, agents I shall call. Appreciate your appreciation.
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I'm glad my song is playing in some heads if not in radio stations. Thanks Ruchira, appreciate your visit and comments.
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music throbbin' head bobbin' mah gal is Ruby
She is hasty but tasty like a little jujube
Sorry- cant help it I've got the hip-hop bug! thanks Ruby for callin'.
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Dear Daisy May, Thanks for you recent fan letter to P-Sty. this is being handled by his PR company. We will ensure it reaches him and that you get an appropriate reply or a signed photo. Mr P-Sty is very busy with his tour. ( BTW keep them hooters hoisted and lips painted. Mr P-sty likes 'em that way)
Kanye or Fifty Cents would die for this snappin', rappin' tune, Docmo. Give their agents a shout-out now!
Good one, Mohan.
This song is stuck in my head and it's not even Friday...lol
Now, wondering what reply does Daisy have for this letter...Will wait up from Paula.
I can't quit bobbin' my head, This song is soo cool. I LOVE Jamie Fox. I LOVE this series and I LOVE it when you talk hillbilly. Daisy May is my kind of Gal and she likes to eat good too..LOL..C'mon keep 'em comin'..Smiling BIG time..
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Mary- great lines yourself. I too like the ' deep fryin' bit. Its funny how these things come together - I wrote this last night and didn't really edit it.! Thank you very much.
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Julie- like that idea. Steth- rap. he he.
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Mar- I ain't never been right!
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Mary- thansk for your visit. The drawing of 'Daisy -M' is not mine - I aint that talented. IT is by an artist called Duane Bryers who did these pin-ups in the fifties for advertising supplements. The girl in the picture is called 'Hilda'.
Watch out Doc-Mo you know what Daisy has in store...could be a threesome a comin.
OOOOOoooH My cute lil Piggy Sty.......Daisy's turned on by yer hip hop tune.......you n the Doc got it goin on......stay right where you is, mah big hunk-a-luv........ahm a-hoistin mah Hooters n paintin mah lips......gonna slip on lace panties n come find yer sweet butt.. Yer one and only.......Daisy May
Well Doc-Mo man, with Pig Sty out of the can
You can sing and tour 'cause you're no splash in the pan!
There's singin' and rhythm that's sure to please
Just make sure Pig Sty don't cut the cheese.
This was so original and hysterical. "No more tryin’, stop pryin’ deep fryin’ my heart" I really loved that line, actually I loved the whole thing. Watch out rap, Doc-Mo's comin'
Voted up, funny, and awesome.
Mohan, brilliant rap - I keep telling Paula that P-Sty still has something to offer women and I think this rap proves that, even if he is kinda cack-handed and unpoetic in his romantic utterings. Love your urban photos, you should consider another line of work or maybe do 'Doc Urban' - same gig but you have a stethoscope around your neck :o)
Voted up and shared. Paula will be so proud!
No, this is not the first country rap. Try this guy. http://www.cmt.com/videos/cowboy-troy/43648/i-play...
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Doc, I gots to say, "you ain't right"...! Oh man, this is fooking funny!
Hi, loved this one, too! I've been meaning to ask you: do you do the drawings for Daisy? I see a signature on some, but I can't tell who it is. Pray do tell.....
Sorry, Docmo, I guess I didn't catch that! Asleep at the keyboard! lol
Docmo,
Awesome reply Docmo, keep 'em coming! :) I am enjoying this series! :)
Kid Rock is closest to Redneck Hip Hop. Most rednecks do not like Hip Hop. Jason Aldean and Colt Ford have the only redneck hip hop song I think exists "Dirt Road Anthem." Check it out.
I'm a gonna tweet this off to Kid now! I came back to look at the photos again...They are superb! Great artwork Doc!:)
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Becky - thank you very much! I'm loving this too.
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suzette- glad you like this. Your right 'queue' is a big word for Pig Sty thats why its in Doc- Mo's verse. lol.
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Dana - thank you sweetie. Kanye/Jamie jam is my fav too.
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Nell - thank you for your visit, dear. I'm glad you stopped fiddlin' with hubpages so I could post this. Don't break it again, will ya?
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Thank you Linda- I'm glad you like it. I can see jammin this with Kid rock! IS this the first Red-Neck-Hip-Hop song? Have we invented a new genre?
Hysterically funny. I love this war between the hick a billy's.
Yes, this is fabulous! Very funny and the word queue is a big one for a red-neck. Your talents are amazing!
Only Docmo (or should I say Doc-Mo) could combine redneck with hip hop and make it believable!!! L O V E this.
And of course I gotta give you props for the song selection. My favorite Kanye jam.
Haha! brilliant come back to the Daisy May hubs, loved it, now I have got the song in my head!
WINNING! This song is EPIC! OK, I'm on a Charlie Sheen role for some reason. I should be on an Kid Rock role! This Red-Neck Hip-Hop song should go platinum in no time at all. I see every country boy in the good ole US of A jammin' to this masterpiece! Way to go Doc! :)
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