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When Life Gives You Lemons... Make Invisible Ink: My Life as a Writer
Invisible Ink Is Made of Lemons... Right?!
Well, I hope they do. Otherwise, my Hub title is completely worthless. But, let's get to my Hub Hub, and a little about my experience here on Hubpages, in the past few months. Stick with me! 'Cause if you don't, you'll miss some important things... and I'll have to superglue you to your screen!
Make Way! Make Way! The Wacko, Time-Traveling Rat Girl is Here!
Wait a sec, y'all. I just went back in time to see ole Mary Shelly. I told her, "Monster Frankenstein needs a more scary backstory. You're kidding me?! You say his backstory is that Dr. Frankenstein wanted him to love kitties?!" She believed me, changed her story title (from Kittens and Doctors to Frankenstein), and I told her I had to go back to the future.
THAT she did not believe.
Anyway. I, GalaxyRat, have only been on Hubpages for a few months. I have quite a few Hubs that tend to deal with poems, rats, or stories. That's just me.
Hey, I was BORN with a pencil in my mouth, like most of y'all Hubbers!
Rat-lovers and Semi-rat-lovers only...
Don't mind the haters! Tell the world what you think about rats!
Hubbing on Hubpages Is Fun!
You get to meet new people, for one. Also:
YOU GET TO WRITE!
Yeah, I have only 30 something articles, but, one of my followers (I'm not naming names, and if you know who this guy is and you don't follow me or him, HELLO STALKER!) said I'll likely reach his milestone of 300 Hubs in two years.
A majority of my Hubs are poems. Yeah, boring Hubpage. All writing, no information!
Except for those lucky few who like my poems (basically all my followers, thanks yall!), everyone else better shuffle aside... ya aren't getting any information from this chick... unless you're into rats.
Sorry. You don't like rats.
I'm sorry? You do? Welcome to the club of us crazy people.
Hey, Pass Me the Invisible Ink!
How do I get inspiration?
Here's a tip: take or draw a picture, and invent something wacko with it. For example, my poem "Scabbers Playing the Fiddle" was actually inspired by a photo I took of him eating a cracker. It was curled and looked like a wooden flute... hence the fiddle.
Just take your photos and throw them to the sky.
La, La, La, La, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Hubbers, I know you've all met this person. He strolls into your Hub, cool as ice, and votes in all your polls, and leave a comment.
But what does he vote for and what does he comment?
Say, it's a story. He votes, "I HATE THIS CRAP!" And he comments, "Hey, whoever u r, this was pure crap, I've seen better chick flicks" after noting he hates chick flicks. So, who is this guy?
The jealous type.
OMG, that rhymed... Who is this guy, the jealous type, who is this guy, the jealous type...
Anyway, what's the way to deal? First off, delete his comment, reset the poll if you so wish. If you choose not to delete his comment, reply back in his same snarky tone. Wait, that may not work.
So? What gives?
Just ignore them and carry on.
Don't mind the haters, 'cause are they tipping the waiters?!
Why Rats, Why Dark Poetry, WHY EVEN MAKE HUBS?
Why? Rats are my passion, dark poetry is my thing, and Hubbing is my hobby. Got all that? Good. Clip 'em to a clipboard, because if you decide to read my Hubs, your ride with me is gonna get bumpy.
To followers, keep doing what you doing! It helps when you comment and leave your thoughts, I hope you continue to do this for years to come.
Sir, malady,- wait, this isn't 1800s! Back to the future...
How long have you been hubbing on Hubpages?
Please, If You See Any of My Hubs Elsewhere...
Please contact me. Thanks!