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You Like Big Butts (limerick)

Updated on August 15, 2013

A big butt is my sister’s curse

Her landmark is legend of verse

Small minds would unwrap

As sun it would sap

Her clothes need a map to transverse


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      Judy Specht 

      5 years ago from California

      LoL. Short, and well curvy.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was rather memorable, I dare say.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Thanks for the laugh.

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      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      Them's fightin' words. Good one. And that photo is unbelievable. How does one lift weights in heels, especially with a tush like that? Can't blame. gal for trying.

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Could . . . Not . . . Stop . . . Laughing!

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      Girish puri 

      5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      hilarious....ha ha ha . Great Martin. God bless you

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      Insane Mundane 

      5 years ago from Earth

      Coco Austin ain't got nothing on that,

      but boy this woman's butt sure was phat!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Helen of Troy might have started a war,

      But this woman's butt can do even more.

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      rose-the planner 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      HOLY!!!! This image says it all, lol! Now that's a butt with attitude. I hope you have a sister with a sense of humor! Thanks for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another funny one my clever friend !

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Now that's a BIG butt, but beautiful legs. I knew Epi would love this picture. Hee

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      OMG! When I saw that butt, and started to read your limerick, I could hear it like someone was rapping the

      words to a beat.

      Too funny!

      DJ.

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      Gypsy48 

      5 years ago

      Very funny, that is some butt! It puts mine to shame.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      In high heels! Crazy. Funny as always. Jamie

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      kidscrafts 

      5 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I don't know where you find your pictures.... but they are funny!

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      stephanieb27 

      5 years ago from United States

      Thanks for the laugh! :)

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      Michele Travis 

      5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      She looks kind of strong. Yikes!!

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Now that's some butt!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Maybe she should stop working out. She seems to be pumping up the wrong muscles! Thanx for the chuckle, Martin.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      Insane Mundane 

      5 years ago from Earth

      Okay, that backside was so dang P-H-A-T, I gotta comment twice on this post, one for each cheek. Oh, did I say that I really liked the photo? Ha!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Move over Jlo.... now that is a butt with attitude!

      Thanks for my first giggle of the day :).

      Loved this.

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      PoeticPhilosophy 

      5 years ago from Canada

      Haha good one Mhatter.

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      Insane Mundane 

      5 years ago from Earth

      Now that's just how I like 'em! Thanks for that image; I needed a good boost this morning!

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      Romeos Quill 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Haha! I reckon even Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin would get lost without a G.P.S. Awfully kind of her to offer to park your bike :) Thanks for the laugh.

      All the Best,

      R.Q.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Ha. I think you ad better lie low for quite some time - and practice dodging blows...

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      RealityTalk 

      5 years ago from Planet Earth

      I hope for your sake, your sister doesn't read this Hub or she has a good sense of humor. I think your sister looks very attractive.

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