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You Should Go Before You Read (limerick)

My son always came in first place
Here no one alive could outpace
To weeps of Oh boy
This gift he’d employ
Whenever for toilet he’d race
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LOL! Never for a minute did I think it would represent a race to the john!!!!
There is one other trait that he might just need,
Hope that his aim was as good as his speed.
Hurry hurry :-)))
Don't you just hate it when you get there to see a sign Out of Service.
You have a gift!
Hee Hee, and it never ends..Funny Man....Martin...
And even as an old man, he's still going to race, as fast as he can...
Quick and cute! I love it!
Great way to start my day...with a smle and a lafugh. I knew I would find it here.
Have a lovely lovely 26th day of our new year...:)
Sending you some Angels this morning. ps
Ha ha. I think we've all been there!
A needful place to race to. Funny.
Ha ha ha...funny it is though i think its true indeed.......nice one and thanks for sharing. Votes up funny.
When you gotta go you gotta go....which is usually when someone else has finished! LOL :-))
This made me laugh too - but so true - I know a boy just like this one...
I was literally laughing out loud this time...very nice!
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