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You Should Go Before You Read (limerick)

Updated on June 19, 2013

My son always came in first place

Here no one alive could outpace

To weeps of Oh boy

This gift he’d employ

Whenever for toilet he’d race


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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL! Never for a minute did I think it would represent a race to the john!!!!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      There is one other trait that he might just need,

      Hope that his aim was as good as his speed.

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      ignugent17 5 years ago

      Hurry hurry :-)))

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Don't you just hate it when you get there to see a sign Out of Service.

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      You have a gift!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hee Hee, and it never ends..Funny Man....Martin...

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And even as an old man, he's still going to race, as fast as he can...

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      dallaswriter 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Quick and cute! I love it!

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Great way to start my day...with a smle and a lafugh. I knew I would find it here.

      Have a lovely lovely 26th day of our new year...:)

      Sending you some Angels this morning. ps

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Ha ha. I think we've all been there!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      A needful place to race to. Funny.

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      deergha 5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Ha ha ha...funny it is though i think its true indeed.......nice one and thanks for sharing. Votes up funny.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      When you gotta go you gotta go....which is usually when someone else has finished! LOL :-))

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      This made me laugh too - but so true - I know a boy just like this one...

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I was literally laughing out loud this time...very nice!