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You Want A Song With Those Pancakes (limerick)

Updated on June 21, 2013

Each morning my sweet wife would sing

As my morning’s breakfast she’d bring

To make food more yummy

She’d start singing crummy

So ears more than tummy would sting


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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Cute. Could pancakes possibly be that bad? They'd have to at least be better than a tone deaf serenade.

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      Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

      I dunno, I think crummy is a pretty good song.

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Excellent job.she must be a great singer lol

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was pretty amusing, and you sure said a mouthful.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Some people just don't have an ear for music.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny..Give her a break, she made you pancakes....

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      Pamela Oglesby 4 years ago from United States

      This was fun to read and we all need to laugh sometimes. Well done.

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      vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

      Hilarious! Which comes first...the limerick or the picture? Your limericks are hilarious and your pictures well-chosen. Thank you!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Nice!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks my friend for this fun read, loved it !

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      rose-the planner 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      This is so funny! Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Was that a picture of Audrey Hepburn? Sure looks like her.

      Anyway, sorry I'm late but I was tired last night. Good one my friend, and I hope you have a good weekend.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      I should be thankful I'm having self-served yogurt for breakfast!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      The song your wife's singing

      Could give us a clue.

      Is it "I'll be glad when you're gone

      You rascal, you!"

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      Blondey Hubpages 4 years ago

      sweet, light and fluffy, like I hope those pancakes were ;-]

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Oh, the things we must endure just to get a decent meal!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Aw, now that's a great love there.

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Very funny, I'm taking notes.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Well, according to you, she couldn't cook and she couldn't sing and yet you still adore her... she must've done plenty right!

      'Tis a cute one!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha However, one cannot go too wrong with pancakes!

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