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You’re Welcome (limerick)

Updated on August 27, 2013

To celebrate annivers’ry

I took wife for cruise out at sea

And on the ship’s flow

When lights were turned low

Was then when she’d throw up on me


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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Seasickness, a real romance killer.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Oh, dear! Not quite as romantic as the photo suggested!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Put on the list for the next cruise: dramamine.

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      At least she didn't throw him overboard! Voted up and funny.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      Include the paper bag in the list to bring. :-)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Always make sure that partner isn't seasick when taking a cruise.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      You never cease to amaze me. I had a good laugh.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      True love, you stuck with her. Great laughs.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha it reminds me of when we went out two hours or so to see the humpback blue whale, and well... all aboard, had gotten so sick, as the night before the ocean was turned up due to a storm, but on top it looked calm until we started to move ... it was then forever called "the vomit curse." LOL, now, I am laughing at kidcrafts' comment, for surely it was not you that made her sick : )

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant once again Martin and have a great day.

      Eddy.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Martin, that was surely bad luck,

      That on that cruise your wife did upchuck.

      From now on you can avoid that scene,

      Beforehand, buy her some dramamine.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      For some reason I was expecting that. :) I know I would be.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Good laugh. I did not see that coming.

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      kidscrafts 

      5 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I didn't see that one coming ;-) May be she was sea sick.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Maybe the ship wasn't such a good idea. Thanx for the chuckle!

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      Kathryn 

      5 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Haha, and I thought it was going to be a romantic one.

      ~ Kathryn

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      Chris Mills 

      5 years ago from Flagstaff, AZ

      Well done Martin. This is where the fairytale ends and reality begins.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Love this sick sense of humour

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Lissette 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hahahaha, awe... I love your sense of realistic humor my dear, sweet hatter. I would gladly drink tea from broken cups with you.

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