Don't touch anything that's mine, me, my family. Don't look weird at me, anything that's mine, my family. Don't smile at me when I'm in a bad mood or frown at me when I'm in a good one. Don't say anything about me, what's mine, or my family. I might take it wrong. If you come within my 2 foot territorial bubble, unless I am on fire, you will get stomped. Women! Don't tuck the tag on my shirt in, pick dog hair off my sweater, or smear spitty napkins across my children's faces!!! Men! Don't wolf whistle, smack my butt, or allow your eyes to drift from the vicinity of my face during a conversation. If you can follow those rules... Approach at your own risk... I'm sure there are more rules I haven't made up yet.