I am answering this question because I need to write more artist's statements. I hate writing artist's statements.
My writing stands out because I do not follow a single passion or topic. I have multiple pathways of curiosity and will write to a topic or genre when it inspires me to learn something more. When I can find quality factual sources that allow me to do a credible job, I will will write to share an understanding.
My writing stands out because I am a relatively terse writer who hates to over embellish a clear and simple thought. Perhaps I am part of the plain language movement.
Perhaps I am a "jazz" writer. I know plenty (but not all) of the rules, but I love to go beyond the rules to create my own music and dance with the written word.
I am a clown and an unrepentant sarcast in real life. I would be dead right now if it were not for laughter, for making other people laugh, and for testing the mind with satire.
Finally, I live to craft a honking good story that no one else has written before.