I speak five languages: French, Dutch, German, English and Spanish. Not my fault, just my life's circumstances. But now I am faced with a slight dilemma: I really enjoy making multilingual jokes that most people cannot understand and a joke is never funny when you have to explain it; like, for example, saying to my brother (now unfortunatly on the other side of the globe): "You are completely hammer!", a literal translation of the French expression "Tu es completement marteau", meaning you are completely nuts. Are there any hubbers who would like to share multilingual puns and poetry?
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