If you have any good jokes or clever quotations to share post them here. Laughter is the best medicine. I will share this one to get you started.
Man in hospital bed says to visitor:"I'd be better dead if I had a bite to eat"
Here's joke for nerds: Two scientist went to a bar and ordered drinks. The waiter asks "What will it be today, boys?" The first scientist replies-"Oh, I will H2o. The second scientist says, "I'll have H2o too- - and he died.
Another one: An old-timer carried two pigs in a poke on his back into town to sell them at the market. On his way, he met a young fellow and said to him: " Young man, I will give you both pigs in my poke if you can correctly guess how many !
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