Lesson Ten: Begging For A Second Date
The measure of your success as a pick-up artist is not whether you can get a girl to go out with you; it is whether you can get a girl to go out with you again.
When a girl likes you, she will give you gifts and iron your shirts and offer herself up as a receptacle for your lust. You will not have any trouble getting a girl like this to go out with you again.
When a girl doesn't like you, she will snarl when you speak and ask to go home and knee you if you try anything. You will have lots of trouble getting a girl like this to go out with you again.
But what if you want to go out with her again anyway? You only have to know how to ask her.
How To Ask Her
Getting girls who are repulsed by your very presence to go out with you again takes a certain amount of cunning and a certain lack of shame. You can get any girl in the world to go out with you again if you. . .
1. Tell her you are related to the Bee Gees.
2. Get down on your hands and knees in a crowded elevator and beg.
3. Get down on your hands and knees in a crowded elevator and tell her that if she does not say yes, you will bite her yum-yum.
4. Hold your hands a yard apart, then point down to your pee-pee.
5. Go into non-stop grovelling.
What If She Still Says No
Then there is only one thing left.
1. Ask her to be your Lady.