Can You Find Me A Man
Who doesn't like to eat
Who would be so discreet
As not to nod when we meet
Could you find me a man
Who never blows his nose
While writing books of prose
Could you find me a man
Who heavily drinks
Wakes up and stinks
And never really thinks
Could you find me a man
Who is an island
But won't let me visit?
Could you find me a man
Who fishes for supper
With hooks made of rubber
...............
This man better be
Cleverly clever
Astonishingly stupid
Bright as a bowling ball
Smart as a kmart kart
Fishy and Dishy
Quivering, Quality, Quirky
Silky Stockings, Silly, and Stocky
Courageous, Childish, Cocky
Bothersome, Bullyingly Blue Black Brightly Boxed
And Cumbersome
And Grandpa yells,
"What are you writing about now?"
"For God's sake, turn that computer off!"