Can You Find Me A Man
Who doesn't like to eat
Who would be so discreet
As not to nod when we meet
Could you find me a man
Who never blows his nose
While writing books of prose
Could you find me a man
Who heavily drinks
Wakes up and stinks
And never really thinks
Could you find me a man
Who is an island
But won't let me visit?
Could you find me a man
Who fishes for supper
With hooks made of rubber
...............
This man better be
Cleverly clever
Astonishingly stupid
Bright as a bowling ball
Smart as a kmart kart
Fishy and Dishy
Quivering, Quality, Quirky
Silky Stockings, Silly, and Stocky
Courageous, Childish, Cocky
Bothersome, Bullyingly Blue Black Brightly Boxed
And Cumbersome
And Grandpa yells,
"What are you writing about now?"
"For God's sake, turn that computer off!"
Comments
lol funny.You are not alone in this .Sometimes,I gotthe inspiration when I am on the bike hehe
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ha ha ha thanks James....a good laugh lol is always good. So happy you enjoyed.
I actually got the idea of the furniture being bolted to the ceiling when i went to Jordan's furniture in Avon, they had a similar thing there, very funny.
cool stuff thanks!
WOW,this is so amazing and beautiful.I can relate hehe somehow he resembles me hehe you are very talented,Go ahead,make my day.I voted up.
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OH boy, thankyou thankyou my sweet! I will TrY... :)
.....and your fans too - of which I am one!
..well I am so glad you found me - so I could find you - this is really excellent stuff - and it's told in thrilling poetic form - kinda reminds me of what that guy epi-man writes - lol lol lol - well I guess it's true what they say - it takes one to know one - and you certainly write with a keen wit and a wonderful sense of humor! Bravo I say - and yes , keep that computer turned on!!
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awww glad it touched you, thank You.
"Could you find me a man who fishes for supper with hooks made of rubber". This line is awesome, perfect, and reminds me of friends from the Army. Loved it. Thanks for sharing.
- AUTHOR
hey cheaptrick! wassup lol.
You Rang!Well,Here I'm Is!:)
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Thankyou mentalist acer..lol! one of my few funny ones :P
Now this is a girl's fantasy of a man revealed,bravo blondey!;)
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