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Can You Find Me A Man

Updated on November 26, 2019

Who doesn't like to eat

Who would be so discreet

As not to nod when we meet

Could you find me a man

Who never blows his nose

While writing books of prose

Could you find me a man

Who heavily drinks

Wakes up and stinks

And never really thinks

Could you find me a man

Who is an island

But won't let me visit?

Could you find me a man

Who fishes for supper

With hooks made of rubber

...............

This man better be

Cleverly clever

Astonishingly stupid

Bright as a bowling ball

Smart as a kmart kart

Fishy and Dishy

Quivering, Quality, Quirky

Silky Stockings, Silly, and Stocky

Courageous, Childish, Cocky

Bothersome, Bullyingly Blue Black Brightly Boxed

And Cumbersome


And Grandpa yells,

"What are you writing about now?"

"For God's sake, turn that computer off!"

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    • James-wolve profile image

      Tijani Achamlal 

      7 years ago from Morocco

      lol funny.You are not alone in this .Sometimes,I gotthe inspiration when I am on the bike hehe

    • blondey profile imageAUTHOR

      Blondey Hubpages 

      7 years ago

      ha ha ha thanks James....a good laugh lol is always good. So happy you enjoyed.

      I actually got the idea of the furniture being bolted to the ceiling when i went to Jordan's furniture in Avon, they had a similar thing there, very funny.

      cool stuff thanks!

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      7 years ago from Morocco

      WOW,this is so amazing and beautiful.I can relate hehe somehow he resembles me hehe you are very talented,Go ahead,make my day.I voted up.

    • blondey profile imageAUTHOR

      Blondey Hubpages 

      9 years ago

      OH boy, thankyou thankyou my sweet! I will TrY... :)

    • epigramman profile image

      epigramman 

      9 years ago

      .....and your fans too - of which I am one!

    • epigramman profile image

      epigramman 

      9 years ago

      ..well I am so glad you found me - so I could find you - this is really excellent stuff - and it's told in thrilling poetic form - kinda reminds me of what that guy epi-man writes - lol lol lol - well I guess it's true what they say - it takes one to know one - and you certainly write with a keen wit and a wonderful sense of humor! Bravo I say - and yes , keep that computer turned on!!

    • blondey profile imageAUTHOR

      Blondey Hubpages 

      9 years ago

      awww glad it touched you, thank You.

    • A.A. Zavala profile image

      Augustine A Zavala 

      9 years ago from Texas

      "Could you find me a man who fishes for supper with hooks made of rubber". This line is awesome, perfect, and reminds me of friends from the Army. Loved it. Thanks for sharing.

    • blondey profile imageAUTHOR

      Blondey Hubpages 

      9 years ago

      hey cheaptrick! wassup lol.

    • cheaptrick profile image

      cheaptrick 

      9 years ago from the bridge of sighs

      You Rang!Well,Here I'm Is!:)

    • blondey profile imageAUTHOR

      Blondey Hubpages 

      9 years ago

      Thankyou mentalist acer..lol! one of my few funny ones :P

    • Mentalist acer profile image

      Mentalist acer 

      9 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      Now this is a girl's fantasy of a man revealed,bravo blondey!;)

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