A humorous take on how your tolerance depends on your Zodiac sign. Your ability to enjoy the article will be determined by Zodiac as well.
The AHA says it's okay for heart patients to have sex, and it's no more strenuous than golf. Of course, that depends on how many topless caddies are cavorting about.
I know you've been there...especially the ladies. You enter a public restroom and notice that the handicap stall is vacant. You look left...you look right...not a handicapped soul in sight, so you scamper quickly into the luxurious accommodations...
Ignore the joke police and turtle mouthed naysayers. Laugh, Smile, and make fun of yourself. If you're crazy enough like I am, then you may even want to try the "Naked Polka."
10. Jealousy. Thou shalt at all times adore the cat, even if said cat is ignoring you. Anything that is not the cat, and you have any affection for, can be destroyed with impunity. 9. Aroma. Usually the cat does not smell, though tuna...
Choosing a partner for the second marriage is no laughing matter. Every second marriage ends in divorce, think about it. What matters? Dreams or reality?
This is a humourous take on our desire to appear to be smarter than we really are. Harmless fun based on wordplay.
Everybody is creative. To remember what it is (was) you have to remember your childhood. Be silly, be ridiculous, let go of what you know. You don't know all that much. Just be what you want to be.
So You Want To Do It Yourself? "It's so simple, a child can do it!" How many times have you come across this pervasive statement, a key element of false advertisements that extol the economic advantages and gratification afforded by "assemble it...
A URL that will whisper in your ear and let you know who the hell you're talking to. That would be a boon for us auld folks when we meet familiar faces in the mall, but can't put a name to them.