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Kids Jokes

Updated on July 18, 2016
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Here are a few jokes including Knock knock jokes, that I compiled. Whether your 7 or 75 years old I hope you will have a laugh when you leave this hub.

Teacher: Spell "HORSE"

Joe: H, O, R, S

Teacher: Yes, but what's on the end of it?

Joe: A tail !

Student: "Can I get into trouble for something I didn't do?"

Teacher: "No".

Student: "Thank you Miss, because I didn't do my homework!"

  • Teacher: What did Caesar say when Brutus stabbed him?

Aaron: "Ouch!"

  • Teacher: What is the plural of "baby"?

Student: Twins?

  • Teacher: Who can spell "Mississippi?"

Susie: Miss, I can start but I‘m not sure if I can finish!

Knock, Knock Jokes

  • Knock! Knock! Who's there?

Juan. Juan who?

Juan of those things sent to annoy you.

  • Knock! Knock! Who's there?

Icy. Icy who?

Icy your underwear.

Knock, Knock Jokes

  • Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Collin

Collin who?

Collin and see me next time you're passing.

  • Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time.

  • Mother: Why are you home from school early?
  • Son: I was sent home because the boy who sits next to me was smoking.
  • Mother: But if he was smoking,why were you sent home?
  • Son: It was me who set him alight.

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  • Grandson: Grandad, Why do you put your hand to your mouth when you sneeze?
  • Grandad: To catch my teeth.

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  • Husband: How do you spell "mousetrap" in just three letters?
  • Wife: C - A - T

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  • Billy: How does light travel?
  • Joe: I don't know, but it always arrives too early in the morning.

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  • Why don't Chinese eat custard?
  • Have you tried eating custard with a chopsticks?

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Did you know?

Humor in a dream is a good indication of lightheartedness and release from the tension that may have surrounded some issue.

There is, however, also a negative side of humor, such as when someone or something is derided or made fun of.


Clever Questions and Answers

5. Why did the computer sneeze? Answer: It had a virus.

6. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Answer: To keep an eye on the mouse.

7. Science Teacher: Which travels faster, heat or cold? Student: Heat because you can catch a cold.

8. History teacher: What was Camelot? Student: A place where camels are parked.

Clever questions and answers

1. Why are false teeth like stars? Answer: They come out at night.

2. Why are the mother fleas so sad? Answer: Because her children were going to the dogs.

3. What colour is the hiccup? Answer: Burple

4. What is the only true cure for dandruff? Answer: Baldness

Share these jokes with your friends and you'll have them cracking and giggling---- Or they'll either love you or hate you.

A day in a pet shop

  • My dad went into a pet shop to complain, "You sold me a canary with a broken leg," he said. "Well, you said you wanted a bird that could sing," replied the shopkeeper, "you didn't say you wanted it to dance as well."
  • A man went into a pet shop and said, "How much is the cockatoo?" the shopkeeper said, "A reasonable price." The man said, " All right send me the bill." The shopkeeper said, "I'm sorry sir, it's the whole bird or nothing."

If you have a favourite joke, Knock, Knock jokes or riddles share it with us, don't hesitate to post it on the comment.

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      shamveel 

      5 years ago

      good and cute jokes

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      shamveel 

      5 years ago

      good and cute jokes

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      pinksuzy1234 

      6 years ago

      Knock knock

      who is there

      docter

      docter who

      get it docter who he is someone on the tv

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      charloote 

      6 years ago

      kyla. will u remember me in a day?.

      ellie. yes.

      kyla .will u remeber month.

      ellie. yes

      nock nock

      whos there

      kyla

      kyla who

      you have fogoten me already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):)

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      austinandsally 

      7 years ago from canada

      what has two bills, 4 feet, and 6 eyes?

      a duck with extra parts

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      laila's world 

      7 years ago

      what do you call a dinosaur with out no eyes?

      doyouthinkhesaurous

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      Rui Gomes 

      7 years ago

      Very funny :)

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      8 years ago

      hilarious, nice hub keep sharing more.... have more laughs @ Just for Laughs Funny Pictures - Bank Jokes, Insurance Jokes and more.

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