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   Daffy Duckposted 13 years ago

   Thich brush covering a dirt road.  Which of the following answers does this best describe?
   
   A)  A hiking trail on a mountain
   
   B)  A driveway leading to a rednecks home
   
   C)  Snookie
   
                              
   
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      mikeq107posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      B) :0)

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   Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years ago

   Sorry - don't get it. I have heard of rednecks but have no idea of the definition. I have never heard of a snookie.

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      kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I saw snookie on tv today....

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      BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A redneck is a stereotypical Southern person from the US. A hick, a hillbilly, inbred, etc. (I'm from the South so I can say all that). Rednecks have a great love for the Rebel Flag, drink a lot of beer, say y'all alot, typically live in trailers, drive pick-up trucks, cuss, yell when they're speaking, and are generally missing teeth. Oh! And they refer to their wives or girlfriends as "My old lady", "Momma", or    "B!tch git over here 'fore I hit you wit mah beer!"

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         Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Thank you, Becca. Sounds a bit like here in Scotland with a twist on the accent! Seriously, I was fairly sure that "Redneck" meant something to do with the South but not quite what. I actually have the Flag of the Confederacy tattoed on my upper right arm - but that's a long story and something that was done more than twenty years ago... Sounds like I'm a redneck without the "Bitch get over here," bit. (That is not a corny chat up line!) Thanks again

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            BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            You're welcome. And just so you know, we're not all like that. We even make fun of rednecks down here. Most of us are literate, have most of our teeth, and use proper English with a thick accent (I can't help the accent as hard as I try...lol).

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               Gordon Hamiltonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I love the accent of Southern Belles! I got a call this year in April on my birthday from an old friend of the family that I know from Germany - native of South Carolina - who works for the US forces in a NATO base near Munich. It was such an amazing surprise to hear  her wonderful voice say, "Hey, happy birthday! I bet you don't know who this is!" It was even better to be able to say, "Hi, Judy! Thank you so much!"

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