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Funnies for the Women

Updated on February 22, 2013

Woman's Perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playboy

Her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wishes to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television in her purse.

So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked.

No, she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word

An earlier discussion had led them to an argument and neighter of them wanted to concede their position

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "relatives of yours?"

"Yep,' the wife replied, 'inlaws.'


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      Marie Myers 9 years ago from Berwick, PA

      Thank you Mr Marmalade Gd on ya... SMILES

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      MrMarmalade 9 years ago from Sydney

      One I am jealous of.

      2. How could the lady be so cruel.

      3. I could be believe she could say something so horrible about some of her worse enemies.

      Good hub