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I Are Barn Kitten - How to be a Barn Kitten by Robin
I Are Barn Kitty
My name is Robin and I are the Barn Kitten at Pine Grove Stable, you may have heard about me cuz I wuz the kitty that snuck into the barn for my brekky at the end of June 2012. U all will has to excuze my writing it is ver hrd fur a kittie. I thinc I wull ask dad to hlp me.
Hi, I am Stephen Parkin Robin's adoptive father and he has asked me to explain what he is trying to do here. He heard that I was a lensmaster on Squidoo and wanted to make a lens to explain to all the other kittens how to be a barn kitten like him. He says it is very important for all kittens that like reading on the Internet to have their own lenses to read whilst sat on Mum's or Dad's lap. He says that the lens could be interesting for humans who want to learn about how cat's think too!
All photographs were taken by me or my wife with a Canon Digital Rebel XSi.
You Like Me Don't You?
Robin's Rules For Barn Kittie's
Or How To Really Aggravate Youze Humans
1. Always play on the hay when Mum or Dad wants to feed the hosses.
2. Always lay on the hay on the floor if Mum or Dad wants to sweep it up.
3. If the hay is piled 3 bales deep try to jump over it in one leap.
4. Climb the fence posts so you can check Mum and Dad turned them all out in the write paddocks.
5. Climb on the water bowls to ensure that each horse has enuff water.
6. If Mum is late for wrk fall in the water bowl.
7. Hide from Mum and Dad cuz they wll put U in the Tack room if they catch U.
8. Run away if the horses gallop at U. - C 7 above..
9. U cun hide under old barn's, shedz, carz, truckz nd the deck! Long grass is gud 2.
10. Hide so u cun jump on Mum or Dad's feet its grate fun!
11. Climb Mum or Dad's legs from beehind so uz they dunt see u, see how thy jump LOL.
12. Try 2 eat the broom when Mum or Dad is trying 2 sweep the brn.
13. Hide on wndow ledg
14. Attack handz if in rangg
15. Climbz treez as high az U can get scarz Mum n Dad LOL
Kittie Stuf on Amazon - Some stuf 4 me Robin n sum stuf 4 Mum n Dad 2
Useful things to have for all families with cats. Meez selectz theeze to make yur catz ver happie!
Catz luvs 2 clime theez
Catz Luvz Too Scrtch
Loonger and scrtcr in onez!
Thiz haz 2 functionz to sleepz on an 2 scratch. Catz luvs to scratch!
Grumz Yurz ctz No Hairz
Gud Frz Gruumzing.
Kittie's luvz 2 luk gud.Youz getz lez hairz on youz 2!
Makz Girlz Preetier
What girlz not luk pretteer wiz thiz on?
Ezy Clnz Ctz Loo
Catz allz wuntz to be real clean, tiz iz best. kittie loo Robinz seed!
Dad's Picz ov me To sho how to duz my rules - All pictures taken with Canon Digital Rebel XSi by Mum n Dad - I likz thez onesClick thumbnail to view full-size
More ov Dad's Picz uv Meeze - Robin's FavzClick thumbnail to view full-size
Mize favoritz videoz - I are cute kitten
Getz Kittie Stuf Cheaper at eBay - Robinz fave plce for cheap kittie stuf
Robin sez try to getz yr kittie stuf fur lez by biddng 4 it here. Itz fun! Coz theys change oftens I not comentz on each itemz.