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The Lord of the Facebook and other LOTR Parodies
A Parody of Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Rings is a great and wordy book - with some very memorable characters. Now, just imagine what kind of updates they'd been writing for their Facebook accounts, if they'd had those...?
Imagine no more. It has been written for you.
This page began as a way to collect the Lord of the Facebook parody cast, Lord of the Rings Fanpages, Lord of the Facebook lenses and Lord of the Facebook groups - but has since started sprouting links to other facebook status parodies and the better LOTR parodies on YouTube and elsewhere.
The Lord of the Facebook Trilogy is a joint effort.
Aotearoan is the writer
Flynn_the_cat put the lenses together and numbed their hands on the coding!*
You can start reading the Facebook parody at these links:
The Lord of the Facebook Trilogy
*I do appreciate feedback on the appearance, and suggestions - I've tried to make it look as close to Facebook as possible, but I'm working it out as I go.
Bored of the Rings? - I have just the thing!
Written in the gloaming of their college days, just before they started National Lampoon, Douglas C. Kenney and Henry N. Beard wrote Bored of the Rings. It's dated--references to Nixon, drugs, and consumer products circa 1969 crowd every page--but darn it, Bored of the Rings is still funny nearly 30 years later: "'Goodbye, Dildo,' Frito said, stifling a sob. 'I wish you were coming with us.'
'Ah, yes. But I'm too old for that sort of thing now,' said the old boggie, feigning a state of total quadriplegia. 'Anyway, I have a few small gifts for you,' and he produced a lumpy parcel, which Frito opened somewhat unenthusiastically in view of Dildo's previous going-away present [the ring]. But the package only contained a short, Revereware sword, a bulletproof vest full of moth holes, and several well-thumbed novellas with titles like Elf Lust and Goblin Girl..."
Lord of the Rings in 60 seconds
"Who is it?"
The Cast of the Lord of the Facebook: Part One
The Fellowship on Facebook and Supporting Friends
Featured in 'The Fellowship of the Facebook'
In order of appearance:
Frodo Baggins / Frodo Underhill / Mister Frodo
Glorfindel a.k.a Mister Not Appearing In This Film
Haldir of Lorien
Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Oh Spock, what have you done...?
I can't decided. Is this awesome? Or terrible?
The Cast of the Lord of the Facebook: Part Two
The Fellowship on Facebook, Supporting Friends and Others
In order of appearance:
Aragorn / Aragorn!
Pippin Took / Pippin Genius Took
Merry Brandybuck / Awesome Merry
Gollum / Stinker
Sméagol / Slinker
Gandalf / The White Wizard / Gandalf
King Théoden / Théoden / Théoden King / King Théoden King
Haldir of Lorien
Truth or Dare
A captioned video - the soundtrack's bouncy but not necessary. The killers are the expressions which are very well chosen
Track Lord of the Rings Character Interactions Throughout the Film - Chart of Movie Character Interactions over time from XKCD
Click here to fill your screen.
Legolas - cause i'm a blonde - Perhaps they should have stuck with canon after all.
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard - Music Video!
This was originally created by the guy at Beekveld and only uses music and speech from the movies - heavily distorted, sped up, slowed down and run through a kazoo and an entire drumkit.
Also terrifyingly catchy.
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
The French and The Saunders: Lord of the Rings
Put a Ring on It: XKCD Parody - Sauron and All the Single Ladies
Lord of the Facebook Groups on Facebook! - The awesome related groups!
These are all linked from within the Trilogy - and if anyone wants to make more fanpages or goups as they appear, please leave a link and I'll include it here!
- PEOPLE WHO DROP THEIR WEAPONS & FALL OVER BACKWARDS WHN ATTACKED | Facebook
The PEOPLE WHO DROP THEIR WEAPONS AND FALL OVER BACKWARDS WHEN ATTACKED OR FACING DANGEROUS SITUATIONS Facebook Group! From Moria, part 1 - The Fellowship of the Facebook
- Lots of Orcs and Uruk-Hai
Join the horde of Orcs and Uruk-Hai as they attack the Fellowship, slay Boromir and carry away Merry and Pippin at the end of The Fellowship of the Facebook and the beginning of The Two Towers
- RESCUE THE HOBBITS | Facebook
Join Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli as they chase after Merry and Pippin (kidnapped by Orks and Uruk-Hai at the end of The Fellowship of the Facebook)
- People who randomly disappear and reappear suspiciously at the right moment
People who randomly disappear when the going gets tough, only to reappear suspiciously at exactly the right moment! For example, Gandalf in The Two Towers Notifications
Lord of the Rings Parody - Jack Black - The Official Easter Egg - N exactly SFW
This is the official easter egg parody with Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar (also better known as Buffy. Just a warning - the humour is... adult, although nothing is *visible* that someone walking past shouldn't see, the implications aren't something your boss should overhear!
Facebook Fan Pages for Lord of the Rings - Follow the Fellowship on Facebook!
These are all 'real' and pre-existing pages. If there's one that should be here, leave the link in the comments!
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Aragorn. Also called: Estel, Elfstone, Elessar, Strider, Longshanks, Wingfoot, Thorongil, Envinyatar ('The Renewer'), Dnadan, Chieftain of the Dnedain, Telcontar. Aragorn II was the son of Arathorn and Gilraen
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Boromir. Get exclusive content and interact with Boromir right from Facebook. Join Facebook to create your own Page or to start connecting with friends.
- Frodo Baggins
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Frodo. Frodo is a Hobbit in The Lord of The Rings, who lives in The Shire with his friends and uncle Bilbo Baggins. Frodo was adopted by Bilbo. The two shared the same birthday (September 22). Frodo has the ta
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Gimli. Get exclusive content and interact with Gimli right from Facebook. Join Facebook to create your own Page or to start connecting with friends.
- Legolas Greenleaf
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Legolas.!
- Meriadoc Brandybuck
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Meriadoc Brandybuck. Merry, a Hobbit, was born in year 2982 of the Third Age, and was the only child of Saradoc Brandybuck, Master of Buckland, and Esmeralda Took, the younger sister of Paladin Took, making hi
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Peregrin "Pippin" Took. Get exclusive content and interact with Peregrin "Pippin" Took right from Facebook.
- Samwise Gamgee
Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Sam Gamgee. Samwise Gamgee, also known as Samwise Gardner, was Frodo Baggins' friend and gardener in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He accompanied Frodo, as well as a fellowship of 7 others in their journey to
Boromir's Banana Phone - Airphones, airheads, talking to thin air...
The last bit's the punchline. Soundtrack 'Raffi's Banana Phone' - can be watched silently.
Flight Of The Conchords - Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring
Fight of the Conchords are a New Zealand comedy/music band
How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended
Aotearoan Around the Web - Other places you can read my writing.
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