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The Mexican Word of the day

Updated on July 11, 2010

English words used in funny ways

It may help if you know a few words of Spanish, or if you live somewhere where they speak Spanish, but regardless, I think these are quite hilarious. I put all of these into a book that's available at Mexican Word of The Day Book

Enjoy!

Mexican Words of the day

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Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER

I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Mexican Word of the Day: July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER

Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom

Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there's not mushroom!

Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken

My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.

Mexican word of the day is Rectum

I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.

Mexican word of the day is Texas

My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at.

Mexican word of the day is Defender

Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.

Mexican word of the day is Juarez

My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?

Mexican word of the day is Cheese*

My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy!

* This is the funniest one to me

Mexican word of the day is Brief

My homie farted bad that I couldn't brief.

Mexican word of the day is Cashew

I tried running after you but I couldn't cashew!

Mexican word of the day. BISHOP. The other day my ruca fell down the stairs and i had to pick the BISHOP.

Mexican word of the day BUDWEISER !

Mexican gets pulled over.

cop- have u been drinkin today ?

Mexican- me drink? tas loco !

Cop- im takin u to jail

Mexican- BUDWEISER ?!?!?!?

Mexican word of the day WHEELCHAIR

My homie was drinkin a bud light when I told him "hey vato wheres mine?"

He told me "don't worry WHEELCHAIR"

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More Mexican Words of the Day

Updated 05/22/08

Mescan word of the day is Feces…

I've been standing all day, and my feces hurt.

Another Mexican word for the day, 'Judo':

Homie gets in a fight for his life. He backs away from his opponent, takes a Martial Arts stance and says;

"Watch out Ese, I know Mexican Judo!"

Opponent laughingly replies; "What do you mean, Mexican Judo?"

Homie's response; "Pendejo, Judo know if I gotta knife o Judo know if I gotta a gun!"

Mexican word of the day is "disperse"

"Di-sperse" are going to beat the Lakers LOL! Only in Texas!

Here are a couple of new ones from 06/11/08:

WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is.

THIRSTY

So it was you I saw at Gualgrins buying Veeks last THIRSTY?

Added on 6/19/08

Urine - I was banging my ruca, she sceamed "URINE the wrong hole pendejo!"

Urine - Muevete a la chingada, URINE my way.

Pasturize - Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE.

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      FELIX! 2 years ago

      Mexican word for the day shiting

      I got home from halai and found my ruca shiting on me!!

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      cynthia 2 years ago

      need one using Metiche!

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      ItssjulieeeebetchhhhhhxD 5 years ago

      Mexican Word Of The Day : picatchu

      Me And My Rucca Went To Famous Footwear And I Was Tired So I Told Her Hurry Up Picatchu !;P

      Mexican Word Of The Day: Horchata

      I Was At Work And My Homie Didn't Get To The Point Of The Story So I Told Him Hurry Up Horchata Hell Up:P

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      Senora M 6 years ago

      That's so funny! I didn't can just hear them in my head!! :) LOL!

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      scar4 6 years ago

      Interesting country with interesting words. Thank you for the nice lens

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      artii2m 7 years ago

      mexican word of the day..........why

      my son was climbing the tree and my mother in law asked him why-u-doing

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      cacho 7 years ago

      mxcan word of the day.....Defeat

      mi hane wanted to go chopping to the moll, but i told her that defeat we huirting and i couldn't go.........ahora si, pasame la cerveza......jajajajajaja

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      MTHOCKEYNUT 7 years ago

      The word of the day, Journal

      I went to the mens room and I had to use the journal.

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      shwagg707 8 years ago

      mexican word of the day: shy, knees.

      aye vato shoe vanna get shy knees.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Mexican Word of the Day: puta

      Can you puta window down please!!!!

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Mexican word of the day is; dish; me and my ruca was at the bar and she dish me

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      mexican word of the day "Jewish"

      Don't jewish your girlfriend was hott like me!?

      Don't jewish your girlfriend was a freak like me!?

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      *cheese

      The teacher told Pepito to use cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies Maria likes me but cheese fat.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      [in reply to cynthia] yeahmetooilovethebishop1itshilarious!

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      ultmate word of the day taco

      I TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COPS BUT THEY TACO ME TO THE GROUND

      TACO TACO

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      mexican word of the day;chair

      i don't want to chair with u

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      The Mexican Word Of The Day :

      I Bought A Case Of Beer, And I Drank It OBAMA Self.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Chico and me were playing poker and he beat me. Then that vato told me "Ja, INJURE faec pendejo "!!

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Mexican word of the day: Texas

      Cheli bought me my yphone! She knows Ii don't Texas good. Texas is funny.I don't Texas well

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      mexican word of the day "Soccer"

      Bitch was talking too much shit that i "SOCCER" in the face.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Mexican word of tha day: HERPES

      Me and my ruca go to pizza hut.I ate my piece of pizza and she ate herpes.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      these are hella funny they make fun of Latinos pero they hella make me laghf!!!

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      anonymous 9 years ago

      some of these are really funny and some r jst stupid! the funniest 1 2 me was da one about the bishop that 1 i couldn't stop laughing

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      anonymous 9 years ago

      *BUDWISER*

      Homies say to friend- "AY DOG YOUR RUCA HAS A HOT BODY "BUDWISER" FACE SO UGLY?

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      anonymous 9 years ago

      Mexican Word of the day "DIME"

      A mexican goes to a vending machine to buy a soda, and they cost 60 cents, so he gets 2 quarters and puts them in. The machine then starts blinkin the word "DIME" and the Mexican says in a low voice "UNA COKE PLIS"