A very naughty-sounding poem with a surprise ending.
A follow-up poem on "I Prefer Being Out of My Mind" which confirms that mission was accomplished. A lot of nonsense that makes a lot of sense, if not sense, then a lot of fun. If not fun then a lot.
Poem created from the ridiculous claims and statements made in assorted advertising, along with silly disclaimers.
My muse is constantly bugging me to take her south to lay in the sun on sandy beaches in Florida. Maybe I will. The election blues have got to go!
I wrote this poem with no message in mind. It is just a little bit of randomness and the need to write something.. anything!
A short poem in my series about how to remain patient and stress-free. This is particularly good advice for couples, to promote a healthy marriage or relationship.
I'm not sure how to describe this poem. It's just random words and contradictions.
Winter in the UK is no fun when the heating packs up, even though we get less snow than other northern regions. Thank goodness for the Gulf Stream or winters would be even worse!
This poem is a reworking of one of my earliest children's poems called Betelgeuse previously published in another hub called 'Verse for the Young at Heart.' I have added four extra stanzas.
This poem is for all those people who say they never read poetry because they can't understand it.