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thejockspot 10 easy jokes for kids

Updated on March 14, 2011

10 JOKES FOR CHILDREN

This This hub is dedicated to Robin and her Daughter

EASY TO LEARN JOKES FOR CHILDREN

1) What is batman's favorite fruit?

bananana bananana batman.

2) Where do sheep go for a haircut?

the baa baa shop.

3) What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

4) What's black and white and goes ha ha?

The penguin that pushed it!

5) knock knock

who's there?

mummy

mummy who?

mummeasles are better now can i come in?.

6) Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

7)Why was the broom late ?

It over swept !

8)Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?

A jelly copter !

9)Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.

Will: Pity it's not on her head.

10)Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser .

I HOPE YOU GUYS HAD FUN MORE COMING SOON.....JIMMY

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      6 years ago

      funny stuff lol

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      Anonymous 7 years ago

      Funny Jokes

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      TTT 7 years ago

      hahahahaha...

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      belebay 10 years ago from Singapore

      Hahaha...

      5 stars.

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      Ralph Deeds 11 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      This one's worth three clicks!

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      James Paterson 11 years ago from Scotland

      lol my fave is the sheep haircut thanks livelonger...jimmy

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      Jason Menayan 11 years ago from San Francisco

      I'm considerably older than a child but still snickered a bit...

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      James Paterson 11 years ago from Scotland

      thanks lóunn...jimmy

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      IĆ°unn 11 years ago

      LOL, nice batch~

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