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The Best Twilight Saga Spoofs and Parodies
Twilight Lovers and Twilight Haters Alike Will Love These Spoofs and Parodies!
There are three clear categories of people in this world.
1. People who love Twilight.
2. People who hate Twilight.
3. People who have been dead for at least a decade.
The popularity of Stephenie Meyer's guarantees that it will be the target of humorous digs, and all sorts of people (well, except the ones who are already dead) will love this collection of spoofs, parodies, and jokes at the expense of Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Stephenie Meyer. Twilight Saga
Twilight Movie Trailer Spoof - by Evil Iguana Productions
Be sure to watch the whole thing - some of the best bits are with James near the end! "Tell him to avenge you! ... and tell him to return my Nickelback CD!"
Funny Twilight Pix - All funny pictures and captions from cheezburger.com.Click thumbnail to view full-size
Twilight FunniesClick thumbnail to view full-size
New Moon Photos - Funny captions for pictures from New Moon
Movies in Minutes: Twilight - NigaHiga Spoof of Twilight the Movie
"What am I? Say it out loud."
"A ... a mermaid."
What's with the Sparkle? - All funny pictures and captions from cheezburger.com.Click thumbnail to view full-size
Friggin' Twilight - How the Twilight Saga would have been if made by the cast of Jersey Shore.
The Secrets of the Sparkle aka Twilight: Stonified
From the introduction:
So here's the thing. I was going to be all whipping out the smart essay, pointing out all the subconscious LDS meta that SMeyers jammed in these books, showing how I thought she didn't even realize what she was borrowing (because honestly, I just don't think she's smart enough to lay it out there, you know?) But here's the thing:
THE BOOKS ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB. Like, "Strategery" dumb. (That's a Dubya quote.) So I'm giving back at the same reading-comprehension level if you will. And you will. There's so much dumb, in fact, that it will take a few posts to get it all out there. So here's the first book and change.
Hold on, hold on, I need to keep setting the tone:
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful, beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." ~Jack Handy.
Without further ado, click here to read
SERIOUS WARNING: Do not read this if you are member of the LDS church. This spoof dwells heavily on the fact that Stephenie Meyer is LDS and draws heavy and potentially offensive parallels between her books and LDS theology. It is also pretty much R-rated.
Buffy v. Edward - What if the human Edward fell for was ... Buffy?
Nightlight: A Parody - by The Harvard Lampoon
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. ... And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle Goose arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball! - Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
Tom Cruise Auditions for New Moon?
How Twilight Should Have Ended - Rewriting the end of Twilight (and the next three books!)
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