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The Best Twilight Saga Spoofs and Parodies

Updated on July 16, 2012

Twilight Lovers and Twilight Haters Alike Will Love These Spoofs and Parodies!

There are three clear categories of people in this world.

1. People who love Twilight.

2. People who hate Twilight.

3. People who have been dead for at least a decade.

The popularity of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga guarantees that it will be the target of humorous digs, and all sorts of people (well, except the ones who are already dead) will love this collection of spoofs, parodies, and jokes at the expense of Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Stephenie Meyer.

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Twilight Movie Trailer Spoof - by Evil Iguana Productions

Be sure to watch the whole thing - some of the best bits are with James near the end! "Tell him to avenge you! ... and tell him to return my Nickelback CD!"

Funny Twilight Pix - All funny pictures and captions from cheezburger.com.

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Twilight Funnies

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New Moon Photos - Funny captions for pictures from New Moon

Movies in Minutes: Twilight - NigaHiga Spoof of Twilight the Movie

"What am I? Say it out loud."

"A ... a mermaid."

What's with the Sparkle? - All funny pictures and captions from cheezburger.com.

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Friggin' Twilight - How the Twilight Saga would have been if made by the cast of Jersey Shore.

The Secrets of the Sparkle aka Twilight: Stonified

by Stoney321

From the introduction:

So here's the thing. I was going to be all whipping out the smart essay, pointing out all the subconscious LDS meta that SMeyers jammed in these books, showing how I thought she didn't even realize what she was borrowing (because honestly, I just don't think she's smart enough to lay it out there, you know?) But here's the thing:

THE BOOKS ARE REALLY REALLY DUMB. Like, "Strategery" dumb. (That's a Dubya quote.) So I'm giving back at the same reading-comprehension level if you will. And you will. There's so much dumb, in fact, that it will take a few posts to get it all out there. So here's the first book and change.

Hold on, hold on, I need to keep setting the tone:

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful, beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." ~Jack Handy.

Without further ado, click here to read

The Secrets of the Sparkle a.k.a. TWILIGHT: STONIFIED.

SERIOUS WARNING: Do not read this if you are member of the LDS church. This spoof dwells heavily on the fact that Stephenie Meyer is LDS and draws heavy and potentially offensive parallels between her books and LDS theology. It is also pretty much R-rated.

Buffy v. Edward - What if the human Edward fell for was ... Buffy?

Nightlight: A Parody - by The Harvard Lampoon

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. ... And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Nightlight: A Parody
Nightlight: A Parody

Pale and klutzy, Belle Goose arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball! - Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

 

Tom Cruise Auditions for New Moon?

How Twilight Should Have Ended - Rewriting the end of Twilight (and the next three books!)

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      anonymous 

      5 years ago

      This is a great collection of twilight parodies!

      For all those who have wondered, "..but what happens after 'Breaking Dawn'?" -read a hilarious epilogue of Twilight that both the lovers and haters can appreciate here:

      joysydneywilliams.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/twilight-parody-mortalics-anonymous-meeting-a-funny-epilogue/

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      uhhh...i think it all sucks...

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      i love buffy the vampire slayer!!!! so yeah then buffy staked edward....THE END lol

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      i love buffy the vampire slayer!!!! so yeah then buffy staked edward....THE END lol

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      @Timewarp: Haha, same :P

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      whoisbid lm 

      7 years ago

      You can tell something became really popular to the point that people are looking for spoofs and so this was a great idea for a lens

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      Alex Reads Twilight is really funny too!

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      Paul 

      7 years ago from Montreal

      I prefer the spoofs to the real thing :)

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      Karen 

      8 years ago from U.S.

      I loved the spoofs -- great fun to watch! I do enjoy the Twilight series (books and movies), but I think Edward gets a little too full of himself. So my favorite spoof is the Buffy/Edward one :-)

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      Barkely 

      8 years ago

      This was fun! I'm definitely in the Twilight fan group. I've read everything Twilight I can get my hands on, and I've checked out all the movies so far (more than once). I can definitely enjoy a good spoof though!

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      FlynntheCat1 

      8 years ago

      Oh dear, oh dear. I guess I better add this to my Buffy Versus Edward lens... ;D

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      anonymous 

      8 years ago

      There is a new moon parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dx0MwgIZos

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      anonymous 

      8 years ago

      @Joan4: I have found a great Twilight Parody. Read it at www.hollijackson.weebly.com

      It is called Dimlight and is a parody of the movie not the books!

      The author catches all things funny and weird about the book and is way better than nightlite

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      Joan4 

      8 years ago

      Too funny! and I barely know the Twilight story -- just enough to catch most of the humor!

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      Susan Deppner 

      8 years ago from Arkansas USA

      Great collection of Twilight parodies. Love the Twilight t-shirts, too!

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      Treasures By Brenda 

      8 years ago from Canada

      Cute lens; emailed to two teenage guys that I know VERY well and who would run screaming from the room if you threatened them with a Twilight blu-ray disc.

      Blessed.

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      Dianne Loomos 

      8 years ago

      A great collection of Twilight stuff!

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