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Funny Goat with Silly Pictures
It's fun and funny riding a motorcycle with a goat
For nature lovers and those who enjoy motorbiking, take your goat along for the ride. Except for the occasional goat fart,you won't have to listen to the annoying chatter of a back seat passenger while you enjoy the picturesque countryside.
Funny goats make great pets
Goats are funny and the kids will love their funny antics.
Nigerian dwarf goat breeds are the best for pets. Fully grown,most of them are smaller than a Labrador retriever, making them easier to house,feed and handle. They love people and adore children.Best of all they have "goat manners".
Goats are not only a source of fun and laughter, they also provide a fresh supply of milk
Be spared the hassle of going to the grocery for milk since a single goat can provide the daily requirement of an average family with plenty to spare to make your own goat-milk bath soap. Goat milk is also more superior to cow's.
Cleopatra loved to bathe in goat's milk
Goat Milk is rich in protein, vitamins and minerals plus it is as close to your own skin's pH as you can get.For centuries,goat milk has been used as a skin cleanser to soften,moisturize and soothe.
Goat milk casein and goat milk fat are more easily digested than from cow milk.
Goat milk is valued for the elderly, sick, babies, children with cow milk allergies, patients with ulcers, and even preferred for raising orphan foals or puppies. Fat globules in goat milk are smaller than in cow milk and remain dispersed longer. Goat milk is higher in vitamin A, niacin, choline and inositol than cow milk, but it is lower in vitamin B6, B12, C and carotenoids.
Funny Goats are also efficient and hard working
No need to mow the lawn or weed the garden
Save on expense and maintenance of power lawn mower. Replace lawn mower (your glum face husband who would rather be at the golf course) with a cheerful,uncomplaining worker.
Be freed from doing the dish washing and spend more time being a couch potato
The goat is also a very economical food disposal unit.No more smelly,jamming and clogging problems.
PROPER CARE OF GOATS
Although goats can take care of themselves when left alone on the farm or open range.We must consider the urban habitat that they would be relocating to.
Give them plenty of sunshine and all the opportunity to exercise out in the open...The swimming pool area would be ideal. Watch their funny faces light up with delight.
To maintain your goat's funny demeanor,
With all the junk food that they would be eating especially if you have teenagers. Please don't forget to take your goats to the dentist at least once a year. You may even have to fit your goat with braces.
OTHER POSSIBLE INCOME THAT MAY BE DERIVE FROM GOAT RAISING.
Use your imagination and be creative.
They are great for tree ornaments. Collect fees from picture taking tourist.
Just don't overdo it or your tree might end up like this.....
Provide the entertainment at weddings and parties
Goats cheaper than Gas-powered weed-wackers....
Leaders of the Los Angeles Community Redevelopment Agency hired 100 goats to nibble away thick weeds on a steep slope
Agency officials said the goats were cheaper and more environmentally friendly than two-legged brush-clearers armed with gasoline-powered weed-whackers.
Technology is supposed to make life easier and convenient but not all are practical. Wouldn't you find it annoying when you try to buy a goat and it gets stuck in the vending machine?
The farting goat band
One funny "goat" fart deserves another
Raise and train goats to fart to music.Then form a farting goat band. Start by entering the band in country fairs and circuses .And as their fame grow.You might be invited to perform in the opening of football games, the Oscars and Grammy. Perhaps even at Carnegie Hall.The only problem I foresee is finding a conductor who won't mind facing the backsides of a dozen or more goats farting at the same time.
GOATS A POSSIBLE SOLUTION TO WORLD OVERPOPULATION ?
There are very serious predictions that the Earth will soon have too many people to feed from too little land.The concept of high rise vegetable gardening is being offered as one possible solution to the dwindling land available to farming.
Let us take the concept one step further.If we decide to raise livestock in high rise buildings,which farm animal would be the more practical ? The pig provide meat but can be very noisy when hungry and your neighbors will surely complain.The chicken provide egg and meat but we should be wary of bird flu.A cow provide meat and milk but requires much grazing land.
So we are left with the goat.They are gentle creatures and are easy to maintain.As they are often found in high altitude places,the wind tunnel created by the close proximity of nearby buildings won't be a problem.
Try grazing a cow......
After receiving much criticism on the way the war in Irag and Afghanishtan was and is being conducted.The Army have decided to create a corp of goat soldiers specifically for desert warfare.These pictures where taken from a secret training facility located in a desert somewhere in the United States.