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Famous Yo Mama Jokes

Updated on December 6, 2012

Yo Mama Jokes

What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.

Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
  2. Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
  3. Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
  4. Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
  5. Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
  6. Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
  7. Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
  8. Yo mama is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
  9. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
  10. Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
  11. Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
  12. Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7

Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.

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      alex 3 years ago

      YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN YOU TOLD HER ITS GOING TO BE CHILLY OUTSIDE SHE RAN OUT WITH A SPOON

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      ALEX 3 years ago

      YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS FALLING DOWN A BUILDING WITH A BLUE DRESS THEY SAID THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Alex 3 years ago

      Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock to the ground and she missed

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      Alex 3 years ago

      Yo mama is so hairy bigfoot tries to take pictures of her

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      Devon 4 years ago

      Yo mama so ugly she entered the

      Miss universe contest and the judges asked what planet she was from

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      shae 4 years ago

      Yo momma so stupid she studied for an AIDS test

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      Mohamed ali 4 years ago

      yo momma so stupid she went fishing on lake street

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      bob the bulider 4 years ago

      You mom is so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people YO TAXI!

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      the mid night beast 5 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat she lay'd on the beach and every one started yelling free willy!

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      Kassy 5 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out flyin

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      jayson bergstrom 5 years ago

      Yo mama is like a strobe light turn her on and she flashs u

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      felipe 5 years ago

      yo mama is so dumb that she sat on a rainbow and she made skittles :)

      hahahahahahahhahahaah

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      yo mama so dumb she threw a rock on the ground and missed.

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      Imme123 5 years ago

      Yo Momma So Stupid She Thought A Quarter Back Was A Refund !

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      Jboog454 5 years ago

      Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor...

      Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and straved...

      Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle...

      xD

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      leslie weatherly 5 years ago

      im only 8 but those are so funny i could proubly rember

      it tell chistmas.oh and yo mama is so funny a person can

      lagh till they die.

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      tyler hopkins 5 years ago

      your mamas so fat when she went out side in a red drees every one said hey its the coolaid man

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      Cheeseman2000 5 years ago

      Your mamma is so hairy she looked like she had bob marley in a headlock! :)

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      kewl blew 5 years ago

      yo mama so dumb, she fell up the stairs

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      kewl blew 5 years ago

      yo mama so fat, jesus couldent lift her spirit

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      wassup 5 years ago

      Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared

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      hey hey 5 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat that when she picked up her baby boy, he sinked into her chest

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      cool dude 5 years ago

      your mama is so stupid she got shot in a shoot out

      your mama is so stupid she failed a servay

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      Keani 5 years ago

      Yo mamma so fat the scientist thought they discovered a new planet

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      Ashley Graves 5 years ago

      Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow Dat When God Said Let There Be Light! She started smiling.

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      jo mama 5 years ago

      yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean it makes a tsunami that lasts for 2,000,000,000,000 miles

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      amanda 6 years ago

      yo mama so stupid he ran around her bed to catch some sleep.

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      Robtheblob 6 years ago

      yo mam so stupid, she tried to comit suicide by jumping out the basement window!

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      hi 6 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she standed on the scale it read to be continued

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      ca 6 years ago

      that one is ok or great cant decide i guess im gonna go with great

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      amberpelt 6 years ago

      yo mamma so dumb she thought the toilet was a water fountain and the water fountain was a toilet

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      ca 6 years ago

      anybody got any yo mama jokes well I have one yo mama so fat she is bigger than a snowbank did you think that was funny?

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      ca 6 years ago

      thank you thank you very much peoples

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      maika 6 years ago

      funnyyyyyyyy

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      ca 6 years ago

      (1) yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie (2)yo mama so getto when she breastfeeds kool aid comes out

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      scvis 6 years ago

      Yo mamma is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, shes already wordwide!

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      scivs 6 years ago

      Yo mamma is so fat, god said "Let there be Light" and asked her to move over!

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      scsiv 6 years ago from Delaware

      I didn't see one of my favorites as a kid. Your momma is so fat she sells shade at the beach!

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      ceaser 6 years ago

      yo momma is so fat that people jog around her and lose 30 pounds in one lap!

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      WordSmith 6 years ago

      Your Mama is like a lightbulb, even a four year old can turn her on!

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      alex 6 years ago

      yo momma is so short she commited suicide of a corb

      yo momma is so fat that all the restaurant in town has a

      sign that say: maximium occupancy:240 patrons or yo momma

      yo momma is so stupid she tried to commit sucide of a sideway

      yo momma is so old she was discovered in a hitory book

      that joke is so old that last time I heard it I fell off my pet dinosaur

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      ncxfrjkhfusie 6 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat she was getting chased by cops and they found 700 missing people.

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      kjsdn 6 years ago

      Yo mama so fat she walked into the ocean and said oops I'm in the kiddy pool.

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      6 years ago

      Yo mammas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her face broke

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      eric 6 years ago

      ur momma so fat she saw a school bus coming down the street and she said stp tht twinkie

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      cj 6 years ago

      yo mamma so poor that when she was walking down the street kicking a can i guy asked what are you doing she said moving

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      Goodlooking 6 years ago

      Yo mama is so poor she said I'm bringing out the good china we had to eat on paper plates

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      hazan 6 years ago

      you mama so fat when god said let there be liht she moved15 feat away

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      dude 6 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she sttole a free sample

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      justin 6 years ago

      YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT HER PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN WHEN THERE WAS LIGHTNING OUTSIDE!!!

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      mimi 6 years ago

      yo mama teeth so yellow she put the sun outta bisness

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      andrew 6 years ago

      yo mama is so white she makes michael jackson look black

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      Ali 6 years ago

      yo mama so hairy she said welcome to bush gardens

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      sarah 6 years ago

      yo mama lips so ashy look lyk she b kissn powderd donuts

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      Victor Navarro 6 years ago

      yo mamas so poor that people rob her house 4 practice

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      Victor Navarro  6 years ago

      yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age she died

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      zach 6 years ago

      your mama so old shes got jesus on speed dial

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      jmann 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat when she pass in front of the tv you miss 3 comercilas

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      dianne 1002 7 years ago

      here's one... yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus filed with white kids and said RUNAWAY TWINKIE!!

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      tiger 7 years ago

      omg that last one is hilarious!!! keep up the good yo mama jokes!! lol!!! here's one! yo mama so old that wen she breast feeds powder comes out!!

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      purplefixedchic 7 years ago

      yo mama is so stupid,she thought a hoe down was a hooker who slipped and fell!

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      Drak 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she went 100km to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she went home.

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      chang 7 years ago

      yo mamas so stupid that she closed one eye to save electricity while watching the TV

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      justowedeu 7 years ago

      ur mom so old evrey time she farts dust come out

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      That Guy 7 years ago

      Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and made a new planet

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      t and g 7 years ago

      YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY HER FRIEND CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL AND SAID I FOUND BIGFOOT

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      trackbby16 7 years ago

      yo mama soo fat..she uses a refrigerator as a lunch box!!

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      Silver 7 years ago

      Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued".

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      Dan 7 years ago

      Yo mamas so fat they put a limit on all you can eat

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      bro 7 years ago

      yo mama so hairy her neighbor called animal control and said"theres a gorilla on the loose."

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      leonte 7 years ago

      yo mamma so stupid that when they told her to go get a camera she got a printer

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      VMDVM 7 years ago

      Here are some yo momma jokes that I have heard of. I hope that you like them!

      (1) Yo momma's so fat that when she hung out her thong to dry on the clothes line, her neighbors asked where she bought her new hammock.

      (2) Yo momma's so fat that she has pot-holes instead of ripples for cellulite.

      (3) Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the town bakery.

      (4) Yo momma's hairs are so long that when she uses the restroom, they get stuck under the toilet seat.

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      Ellie  7 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she walked down the stairs everyone thought eastenders was on bum bum bum bummmdum

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      hotdiva 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she went to Chile and said hey why there no chilli i came here to get some chilli

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      yo wat up 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she tried 2 get aids by drinking kool aid

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      yo wat up 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek all cuz i found her behind mt everest

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      andrewkilla2 7 years ago

      yo momma so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy

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      Laetitia 7 years ago

      Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck

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      Destiny n Miranda 7 years ago

      yo mamas so poor i saw her kickn cans down da street i said wut u doin she said movin.

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      QIYAR VASQ> 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat the only thing she lost at jennie craig is 29.95

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      QIYAR VASQ>  7 years ago

      Yo mama so stupid she tried waking up a sleeping bag.

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      QIYAR VASQ> 7 years ago

      Yo mama so fat she goes to the desert and sells shade......

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      QIYAR VASQ> 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat! the polo on her shirt is a real man and a real horse

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      jahlecia 7 years ago

      yo mamas so fat she walked infront of the tv and i missed

      4commerchels

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      tish 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the tv and said look were watching paper vue

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      canbo 7 years ago

      ur mama's so fat i could slap her leg and ride the wave

      keep up the good work

      ;)):)0:):):):0:):):):):):):):)

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      Jefer Medina 7 years ago

      some of the yo mama jokes suck like some don,t make sense

      yo mama so poor thatwhen you asked for a playstation she took you to the bus station. yo mama so fat that when an earthquake it asked"is this place taken?"

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      jjkick1000 7 years ago

      yo mama so ugly every time her kids look at her kids need 2 to go 2 the drs.

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      KIMBERLEE 7 years ago

      YO MAMA SO STUPID WEN HER DADA SAID IT WAS CHILI OUT SIDE SHE RAN OUT WIT A SPOON

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      cody 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat and stupid she saw a school bus and said stop that twinkie

      yo mama so fat she jusmped in the air and got stuck

      yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......

      yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

      yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

      yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she got stuck

      yo mama so stupid she takes 2 hours to watch a 1 hour movie

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      awesome 7 years ago

      yo mamma is so fat she cause 2012.

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      malique 7 years ago

      yo moma so dumb she tried to throw a rock a rock at the ground and she missed

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      Jsun 7 years ago

      Yo momma so ugly that when she signed up for the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

      Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

      Yo momma so ugly, that when I throw the ugly stick, she chases it every time.

      Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

      Yo momma so ugly, your grandma threw her off the roof and got charged for littering

      Yo momma so stupid, that when I said "Drinks are on the house", she wnt and got a ladder

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      qiyar 7 years ago

      yo mama is so fat that da only picture u have of her is a satalite picture

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      qiyar v 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat that u have 2 greese the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through LOL

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      qiyar v. 7 years ago

      yo mama is so fat that she had to go to sea world to get baptized

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      austen 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m in alphabetical order

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      jacori 7 years ago

      yo mamas house is so small:i odered a large pizza and we had to eat it out side

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      jacori 7 years ago

      yo mama so old: i hit her on the back and her titys fell off

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      lyndsey 7 years ago

      yo mama so dumb she thought 2 packs of ciggerets is a jewish holiday