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Updated on December 6, 2012

Yo Mama Jokes

What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.

Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
  2. Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
  3. Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
  4. Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
  5. Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
  6. Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
  7. Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
  8. Yo mama is so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
  9. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
  10. Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
  11. Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
  12. Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7

Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.

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      manish_kapoor 9 years ago from India

      Hey, you have got really good collection of yo mama jokes. Very enjoyable and funny. Keep up the good work of making people laugh.

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      ashley 9 years ago

      Yo Mama is so UGLY that to play with the dog she has to tie a steak around her neak!!

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      INeedMarble 9 years ago

      yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her

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      myles kendall 8 years ago

      yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing we are family

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      myles kendall 8 years ago

      yo mama so poor when i rung the door bell she had to lean out the window and say "ding dong"!!!

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      rhys morgan 8 years ago

      yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!

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      nobody 8 years ago

      yo mamas so fat god said let there be light! step aside

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      LiLSiLENCE 8 years ago

      YOUR MAMA IS LIKE WAL-MART, ALWAYS LOW PRICES,,,,,,,always,

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      mark 8 years ago

      dude great yomama jokes but your mama so stupid she got hit by aparked car yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job applacation alright i soundnt make you cry lol just joking

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      austin  8 years ago

      I got one. Yo mama stinks so bad that she made a skunk say ''DAMN."

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      julio 8 years ago

      your momma so poor she stole free samples from the store

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      Dimitri 8 years ago

      Yo mama so ugly she made sir mix alot not like big butts anymore

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      thatguyiscool 8 years ago

      your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook

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      marcus jones 8 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she weare's high heels she causes oil spills

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      marcus jones 8 years ago

      yo mama so fat when she takes showers her feet don't get wet

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      T.C Jarman 8 years ago

      yo mamma is like a harware store ...........10 cents a screw!!!!!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!

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      sky 8 years ago

      yo mamas so fat that kids think shes a trampalene

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      sky herrera 8 years ago

      yo mamas so fat every time she puts on tights on they bust

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      sky herrera 8 years ago

      you're mamas so stupid she thought the toiletpaper was her scarf

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      kyle grooms 8 years ago

      your mama is lick a door nob everybody gets a turn

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      kyle grooms 8 years ago

      yo mama is lick a hen house chocks flien in and out

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      kyle grooms 8 years ago

      yo mamma is so fat there,s not even a yo mamma jock for it

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      alysa alook 8 years ago

      yo mama so nice she offered me the hair off her back

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      boom 8 years ago

      Yo mamma is a call girl and works in a telephone booth

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      sexxyy 8 years ago

      yo momma so fat when she jumped into an ocean a whale started singing '' we r family even know ur fatter than me .''

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      matthew 8 years ago

      yo mama is so fat she started a solar eclipse

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      itc123 7 years ago

      yo mama so ugly when she was born her mum said what a treasure and her dad said yea...lets bury it!!!

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      carlos 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she got locked in the matrees store and slept on the floor

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      Ace Xcaliber 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it read her phone number

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      Ace Xcaliber 7 years ago

      yo mama so dumb she took a remote to the movies

      yo dad so dumb he asked her to CHANGE the channel

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      Ace Xcaliber 7 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"

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      kyle grooms 7 years ago

      yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time

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      Richy Barrel 7 years ago

      yo mama's so fat the last time she saw the sacle it was 900,000,000 LB.

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      q ball 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat she had to turn sideways to fit in double doors..

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      Brittani  7 years ago

      Yo Mama So Rude She Dont Even Say Excuse Me.

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      freaky 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "wide load"

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      lyndsey 7 years ago

      yo mama so hairy she looks like 1 of them choubacas

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      lyndsey 7 years ago

      yo mama so ugly when she enterd an ugly contest the judges said "sorry no profecionals"lol

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      aj 7 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat that she had to walk through the car was to take a shower

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      jj 7 years ago

      yo mama is so stupid that she thought her fluffy dog was a pillow

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      aj  7 years ago

      yo momma is so stupid that she put BBQ on BBQ chips

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      jj 7 years ago

      YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES ONE STEP THERES AN EARTHQUAKE.....

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      lollipop 7 years ago

      yo mama stinks so bad in class, when she raise her hand everyone fainted.

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      fudgehead 7 years ago

      yo mama so mean when someone ask to use the bathroom she whoops them with a bat.

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      SHANE LAURENT 7 years ago

      YO MAMAS BUTT IS SO BIG THAT WHEN SHE WAS FIGHTING THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST SUMMO WRESTLER SHE USED HER BUTT TO MAKE HIM FLY ALL THE WAY TO BEYOND PLUTO.

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      lyndsey 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat that when she farts rosie o'donald acuses her of global warming

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      Ashley Simpson 7 years ago

      yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

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      cracker jerry 7 years ago

      yo moma so fat--she thought gravey was a soft drink

      yo moma so fat--she got to get omar the tent maker to make her dresses

      yo moma so fat-- she sat on a quarter and squezzed a bugger out of washington's nose

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      ashley simpson 7 years ago

      some of you are so FUNNY

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      chance w 7 years ago

      yo mommas like a lollipop everybody gets a lick "be careful who you say this to some kids get mad"

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      smiley 7 years ago

      your mommas so fat she went to the store to buy a water bed they gave here a blanket and said go lay it over the ocean.

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      irsan 7 years ago

      yo mama so poor she cant aford freedom

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      kk 7 years ago

      yo mama so hairy you came out as the caveman

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      irsan 7 years ago

      yo mama so poor tat wen i walked in d front i was in d back yard

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      kk 7 years ago

      yo mama is so dumb that when she put two double a battery she said i got the power!!!

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      cc 7 years ago

      man this is the mess it is so funny and stupid

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      Alberto 7 years ago

      Yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten

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      Candy 7 years ago

      yo mamma is so nasty she poured water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!! (get it)

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      dakota 7 years ago

      yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she means around the haouse

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      dakota 7 years ago

      you mama is so poor that i steped in her house and a beetle triped me a cockroch stool my wolet

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      dakota 7 years ago

      you mama sooooo stupid she got the mail and said its crap (monkey crap)

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      raven 7 years ago

      your mama so fat she uses mattresses for tampon

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      doug 7 years ago

      your mom is like a hardware store.. 10 cents per screw...hahaha

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      lyndsey 7 years ago

      yo mama so dumb she thought 2 packs of ciggerets is a jewish holiday

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      jacori 7 years ago

      yo mama so old: i hit her on the back and her titys fell off

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      jacori 7 years ago

      yo mamas house is so small:i odered a large pizza and we had to eat it out side

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      austen 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m in alphabetical order

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      qiyar v. 7 years ago

      yo mama is so fat that she had to go to sea world to get baptized

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      qiyar v 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat that u have 2 greese the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through LOL

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      qiyar 7 years ago

      yo mama is so fat that da only picture u have of her is a satalite picture

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      Jsun 7 years ago

      Yo momma so ugly that when she signed up for the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

      Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

      Yo momma so ugly, that when I throw the ugly stick, she chases it every time.

      Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

      Yo momma so ugly, your grandma threw her off the roof and got charged for littering

      Yo momma so stupid, that when I said "Drinks are on the house", she wnt and got a ladder

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      malique 7 years ago

      yo moma so dumb she tried to throw a rock a rock at the ground and she missed

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      awesome 7 years ago

      yo mamma is so fat she cause 2012.

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      cody 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat and stupid she saw a school bus and said stop that twinkie

      yo mama so fat she jusmped in the air and got stuck

      yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......

      yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

      yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

      yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she got stuck

      yo mama so stupid she takes 2 hours to watch a 1 hour movie

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      KIMBERLEE 7 years ago

      YO MAMA SO STUPID WEN HER DADA SAID IT WAS CHILI OUT SIDE SHE RAN OUT WIT A SPOON

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      jjkick1000 7 years ago

      yo mama so ugly every time her kids look at her kids need 2 to go 2 the drs.

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      Jefer Medina 7 years ago

      some of the yo mama jokes suck like some don,t make sense

      yo mama so poor thatwhen you asked for a playstation she took you to the bus station. yo mama so fat that when an earthquake it asked"is this place taken?"

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      canbo 7 years ago

      ur mama's so fat i could slap her leg and ride the wave

      keep up the good work

      ;)):)0:):):):0:):):):):):):):)

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      tish 7 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the tv and said look were watching paper vue

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      jahlecia 7 years ago

      yo mamas so fat she walked infront of the tv and i missed

      4commerchels

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      QIYAR VASQ> 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat! the polo on her shirt is a real man and a real horse

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      QIYAR VASQ> 7 years ago

      Yo mama so fat she goes to the desert and sells shade......

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      QIYAR VASQ>  7 years ago

      Yo mama so stupid she tried waking up a sleeping bag.

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      QIYAR VASQ> 7 years ago

      yo mama so fat the only thing she lost at jennie craig is 29.95

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      Destiny n Miranda 7 years ago

      yo mamas so poor i saw her kickn cans down da street i said wut u doin she said movin.

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      Laetitia 7 years ago

      Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck

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      andrewkilla2 7 years ago

      yo momma so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy

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      yo wat up 6 years ago

      yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek all cuz i found her behind mt everest

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      yo wat up 6 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she tried 2 get aids by drinking kool aid

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      hotdiva 6 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she went to Chile and said hey why there no chilli i came here to get some chilli

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      Ellie  6 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she walked down the stairs everyone thought eastenders was on bum bum bum bummmdum

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      VMDVM 6 years ago

      Here are some yo momma jokes that I have heard of. I hope that you like them!

      (1) Yo momma's so fat that when she hung out her thong to dry on the clothes line, her neighbors asked where she bought her new hammock.

      (2) Yo momma's so fat that she has pot-holes instead of ripples for cellulite.

      (3) Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the town bakery.

      (4) Yo momma's hairs are so long that when she uses the restroom, they get stuck under the toilet seat.

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      leonte 6 years ago

      yo mamma so stupid that when they told her to go get a camera she got a printer

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      bro 6 years ago

      yo mama so hairy her neighbor called animal control and said"theres a gorilla on the loose."

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      Dan 6 years ago

      Yo mamas so fat they put a limit on all you can eat

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      Silver 6 years ago

      Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued".

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      trackbby16 6 years ago

      yo mama soo fat..she uses a refrigerator as a lunch box!!

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      t and g 6 years ago

      YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY HER FRIEND CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL AND SAID I FOUND BIGFOOT

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      That Guy 6 years ago

      Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and made a new planet

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      justowedeu 6 years ago

      ur mom so old evrey time she farts dust come out

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      chang 6 years ago

      yo mamas so stupid that she closed one eye to save electricity while watching the TV

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      Drak 6 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she went 100km to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she went home.

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      purplefixedchic 6 years ago

      yo mama is so stupid,she thought a hoe down was a hooker who slipped and fell!

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      tiger 6 years ago

      omg that last one is hilarious!!! keep up the good yo mama jokes!! lol!!! here's one! yo mama so old that wen she breast feeds powder comes out!!

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      dianne 1002 6 years ago

      here's one... yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus filed with white kids and said RUNAWAY TWINKIE!!

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      jmann 6 years ago

      yo mama so fat when she pass in front of the tv you miss 3 comercilas

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      zach 6 years ago

      your mama so old shes got jesus on speed dial

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      Victor Navarro  6 years ago

      yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age she died

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      Victor Navarro 6 years ago

      yo mamas so poor that people rob her house 4 practice

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      sarah 6 years ago

      yo mama lips so ashy look lyk she b kissn powderd donuts

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      Ali 6 years ago

      yo mama so hairy she said welcome to bush gardens

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      andrew 6 years ago

      yo mama is so white she makes michael jackson look black

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      mimi 6 years ago

      yo mama teeth so yellow she put the sun outta bisness

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      justin 6 years ago

      YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT HER PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN WHEN THERE WAS LIGHTNING OUTSIDE!!!

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      dude 6 years ago

      yo mama so stupid she sttole a free sample

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      hazan 6 years ago

      you mama so fat when god said let there be liht she moved15 feat away

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      Goodlooking 6 years ago

      Yo mama is so poor she said I'm bringing out the good china we had to eat on paper plates

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      cj 6 years ago

      yo mamma so poor that when she was walking down the street kicking a can i guy asked what are you doing she said moving

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      eric 6 years ago

      ur momma so fat she saw a school bus coming down the street and she said stp tht twinkie

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      6 years ago

      Yo mammas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her face broke

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      kjsdn 6 years ago

      Yo mama so fat she walked into the ocean and said oops I'm in the kiddy pool.

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      ncxfrjkhfusie 6 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat she was getting chased by cops and they found 700 missing people.

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      alex 6 years ago

      yo momma is so short she commited suicide of a corb

      yo momma is so fat that all the restaurant in town has a

      sign that say: maximium occupancy:240 patrons or yo momma

      yo momma is so stupid she tried to commit sucide of a sideway

      yo momma is so old she was discovered in a hitory book

      that joke is so old that last time I heard it I fell off my pet dinosaur

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      WordSmith 6 years ago

      Your Mama is like a lightbulb, even a four year old can turn her on!

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      ceaser 6 years ago

      yo momma is so fat that people jog around her and lose 30 pounds in one lap!

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      scsiv 6 years ago from Delaware

      I didn't see one of my favorites as a kid. Your momma is so fat she sells shade at the beach!

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      scivs 6 years ago

      Yo mamma is so fat, god said "Let there be Light" and asked her to move over!

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      scvis 6 years ago

      Yo mamma is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, shes already wordwide!

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      ca 6 years ago

      (1) yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie (2)yo mama so getto when she breastfeeds kool aid comes out

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      maika 6 years ago

      funnyyyyyyyy

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      ca 6 years ago

      thank you thank you very much peoples

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      ca 6 years ago

      anybody got any yo mama jokes well I have one yo mama so fat she is bigger than a snowbank did you think that was funny?

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      amberpelt 6 years ago

      yo mamma so dumb she thought the toilet was a water fountain and the water fountain was a toilet

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      ca 6 years ago

      that one is ok or great cant decide i guess im gonna go with great

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      hi 6 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she standed on the scale it read to be continued

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      Robtheblob 6 years ago

      yo mam so stupid, she tried to comit suicide by jumping out the basement window!

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      amanda 5 years ago

      yo mama so stupid he ran around her bed to catch some sleep.

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      jo mama 5 years ago

      yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean it makes a tsunami that lasts for 2,000,000,000,000 miles

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      Ashley Graves 5 years ago

      Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow Dat When God Said Let There Be Light! She started smiling.

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      Keani 5 years ago

      Yo mamma so fat the scientist thought they discovered a new planet

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      cool dude 5 years ago

      your mama is so stupid she got shot in a shoot out

      your mama is so stupid she failed a servay

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      hey hey 5 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat that when she picked up her baby boy, he sinked into her chest

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      wassup 5 years ago

      Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared

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      kewl blew 5 years ago

      yo mama so fat, jesus couldent lift her spirit

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      kewl blew 5 years ago

      yo mama so dumb, she fell up the stairs

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      Cheeseman2000 5 years ago

      Your mamma is so hairy she looked like she had bob marley in a headlock! :)

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      tyler hopkins 5 years ago

      your mamas so fat when she went out side in a red drees every one said hey its the coolaid man

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      leslie weatherly 5 years ago

      im only 8 but those are so funny i could proubly rember

      it tell chistmas.oh and yo mama is so funny a person can

      lagh till they die.

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      Jboog454 5 years ago

      Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor...

      Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and straved...

      Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle...

      xD

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      Imme123 5 years ago

      Yo Momma So Stupid She Thought A Quarter Back Was A Refund !

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      yo mama so dumb she threw a rock on the ground and missed.

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      felipe 5 years ago

      yo mama is so dumb that she sat on a rainbow and she made skittles :)

      hahahahahahahhahahaah

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      jayson bergstrom 5 years ago

      Yo mama is like a strobe light turn her on and she flashs u

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      Kassy 5 years ago

      Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out flyin

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      the mid night beast 5 years ago

      Yo mama is so fat she lay'd on the beach and every one started yelling free willy!

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      bob the bulider 4 years ago

      You mom is so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people YO TAXI!

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      Mohamed ali 4 years ago

      yo momma so stupid she went fishing on lake street

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      shae 4 years ago

      Yo momma so stupid she studied for an AIDS test

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      Devon 3 years ago

      Yo mama so ugly she entered the

      Miss universe contest and the judges asked what planet she was from

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      Alex 3 years ago

      Yo mama is so hairy bigfoot tries to take pictures of her

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      Alex 3 years ago

      Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock to the ground and she missed

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      ALEX 3 years ago

      YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS FALLING DOWN A BUILDING WITH A BLUE DRESS THEY SAID THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      alex 3 years ago

      YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN YOU TOLD HER ITS GOING TO BE CHILLY OUTSIDE SHE RAN OUT WITH A SPOON

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