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zombie survival

Updated on November 3, 2011
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Jen is a preschool teacher, mom, wife, witch, writer, blogger, author, Disney fan who is from Philly and now living in Joplin

zombie survival guide

the zombie survival guide

so one of my all time number one favorite books would have to be

the zombie suvival guide by max brooks. i came across this book

several times while on myspace, jay, grant, steve and brian

apparently like it. and at a church function a girl was trying to

convince her parents that the church needed to be a stronghold

defense against a zombie attack. so yeah i was curious. so i

went and got it. i devoured (heehee) it in less than a day. and i

have to say you look at the world a little different after reading it.

i noticed almost immediately i started checking out my house,

my sister's apartment complex and our places of employment to

see how they would rate against even a minor class two

invasion. i'd have to say we would fare better at my sister's

apartment. better vantage points for sniping the buggers in the

head and her brother has a fair good lot of weapons (mainly

paintball guns) that could be used for defense. plus it's on the

second floor and apparently zombies are not so good at

opening doors or climbing stairs.downfall she lives near a

hospital which would most likely be the epicenter of an


now i'm not saying zombies can't climb but they just aren't very

good at it. i mean rotting limbs and all can only do so much.

don't underestimate them. they are tenacious. i mean they

don't feel pain so banging a door down after 36 solid hours of

pounding on it with your dead rotting arm isn't going to bother

them. it will however bother you. i mean you know what its like

when someone keeps ringing your doorbell like 15 times.

imagine that for 36 hours except the person knocking doesn't

want to save your soul they want to eat you. and it won't be

just one. i guess they can hear a sniffle from a hundred miles

away any pounding or shotgun shots would be heard by every

zombie in a hundred mile radius. which would suck for me and

my sister because we work in daycare. meaning screaming

crying children. we'd be like zombie central. but at least i've

read the book and i'm prepared.


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  • luxSmee profile image

    luxSmee 9 years ago

    Have you read the vampire survial guide too? The book came out about 5 years ago and I haven't seen them since. May be the vampires have hid them.