And Interview With The Little Yellow Bird By And Intelligence Agent, A US Air Force Commander.
Sunday, February 5, 2012
The Little Yellow Bird was interviewed because of her colorful life of great wonder. We in America would love to share so many of her priceless moments with Commander Wells from the Strategic Command of the Stealth Fighter Squad.
" Little Yellow Bird, where were you born, " asked Wells.
" Where I was born is classified by the CIA, and the FBI. I will say that I was born and adorable little yellow bird, and my mama and daddy worked real hard as strawberry farmers." replied Little Mr.s Yellow Bird.
" Little Yellow Bird , who is your husband ? " asked Wells .
" My wonderful well educated husband is classified by the United States Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force, CIA, FBI, the President, the Pope, the Pentagon, and by the United Nations . I can only tell you about the little things he has done that are not so private. He is a brigadier general , and pilot of the most sophisticated stealth fighting machine in the world. He flies the stealth fighter bomber. He has one hundred successful missions ,and has eliminated enemies of our world,and solar system. Every morning he enjoys breakfast with our triplets, our three darling little girls , and I. He loves waffles with maple syrup , and butter. He is one brave bird, and at all times wears a 45 army side arm unless he spends and hour loving me to death," replied Mr.s Little Yellow Bird.
" How many medals does he have ? " asked Wells.
" He has too many . They get in the way. There on the walls, on the floor, our cats , and dogs play with them, and he has even gotten rid of some in garage sales, " replied The Little Yellow Bird.
" Has your husband ever cheated on you ? " asked Wells.
" No my husband has never done that to me, and if he ever does he will be one sorry bird. Birds are very lovable, and loyal to their mates. Male birds help build nests. My husband , and I raised our small triplets in and empty Folgers coffee can . He helped by bringing twigs to our nest. He brought me orange juice , pop corn, chocolate chip cookies, and pickles when I was pregnant with eggs. He took good care of me, and then joined the Navy after attending, and finishing college ," said the Little Yellow Bird.
" Has your husband ever committed a crime," asked Wells.
" Not really. The armed forces knows everything about him. Once he chewed off a brand new eraser from a pencil in the second grade. That almost kept him from becoming and astronaut ," said the Little Yellow Bird.
" Have you ever regretted your life being surrounded by secret service agents because of your husbands life style," asked Wells.
" Not really. We have all had a wonderful life. My family did have to go into hiding when we were relocated because of rogue enemy assassins, but they were all eliminated by and elite task force of Navy Seals in the Louisiana bayou ," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" Can you fly a jet ? " asked Wells.
" Yes I can, and I know karate. If anyone ever tries to rape me, or ravage my voluptuous body, I could eliminate that individual in three seconds, " replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" If there was one thing you would do over again, what would it be," asked Wells.
" I would not change our past. I have no regrets, " replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" How tall are you," asked Wells.
" I am two inches tall," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" How tall is your husband, " asked Wells.
" My husband is way taller than I . He is two, and a half inches tall. When I buy his clothes I order them for larger sized birds, and extra large husky bird sized tank shirts for his muscular chest ," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" What is your favorite soup," asked Wells.
" My favorite soup is Cream of Chicken , and out triplets like Cream of Mushroom ," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" If you were Miss America in a beauty pageant what would you want," asked Wells.
" I would want peace, and more love in our world," said the Little Yellow Bird.
" What color is your convertible," asked Wells.
" My Mercedes convertible is yellow," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" Are you a sexy little Femme Fit ale little bird sometimes," asked Wells.
" That is classified by the US government , and CIA," replied the little Yellow Bird."
" Have you ever killed anyone," asked Wells.
" No, but their have been a few male birds that wished they were dead by touching me in places where they had no business trying . I was a single little Yellow Bird Chick. Even my husband tried to touch me before we got married , but when I got finished with him by raising my knee , he learned better, " said the Little Yellow Bird.
" Do you have any rank," asked Wells.
" Technically I am not a member of the armed forces, but I have a rank that is classified ," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" Have you ever rode in a train," asked Wells.
" Just a few times to dangerous places ," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" With whom," asked Wells.
" With a Commander, and British agent ," replied the Little Yellow Bird.
" Thank you for the interview," said Wells.
God Bless Everyone.