Awesome Ant Accessories

Ants aren't necessarily awesome, but ant accessories that are awesome tend to abound. Look no further than our compendium of accessible ant accoutrement. 

How many times have you wanted to do a little night reading, but the ultrasonic pest repeller was stuck in the last free outlet? Fret no more. This handy device delivers soothing illumination to you and annoying sonic annoyance to nearby ants. Simply plug and go. Mice, roaches, and fleas will also flee.

Yes, you could painstakingly train troops of ants to transport your watermelon fruit salad, but this darling Large Black Ant does the job with much less fuss. It's convenient, it's sturdy, and it's designed to hold a watermelon holding a fruit salad. "Purpose-built" is an understatement.

Diatomaceous earth presents a virtually impenetrable barrier for ants. Even the most ambitious ants turn aside to attack neighboring homes rather than struggle through strategically placed diatomaceous earth.This stuff is to ants as kryptonite is to Clark Kent.

We honestly don't have a clue what diatomaceous earth actually is: you might already have heaps of it in your back yard. Perhaps you buff your toenails with it.

In case you forget what a huge ant might look like, this larger than life poster print will cause you to awaken screaming in the middle of the night as you imagine that your walls have been overtaken by irradiated ants from a Roger Corman epic film. On the other hand, perhaps big ants on the walls contribute the feng shui so badly needed by zookeepers. We're not here to judge.

Watching ants work can be a fascinating activity for kids without cable TV, iPods, Internet, and a front-loading clothes washer with a transparent door. This gizmo makes ant activity even more interesting by adding illumination. Stare in amazement as industrious ants toil to build tiny ant community colleges while bathed in soothing blue light. Ants not included, but a coupon for ordering special blue-light-tolerant ants is included.

Even the most discriminating ants prefer poison in gourmet form. This environmentally friendly gourmet ant bait is carried back to the ant colony. The queen ant consumes the gourmet ant killer formula and loses interest in staying alive. Without a queen, the colony eventually loses cohesion and spends all day watching The View, which is more poisonous than gourmet ant food.

Never settle for simple ants. Accessorize your ants with awesome ant accessories. Look online for ant adjuncts engineered to amp up your ant experience.