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Funny Dog Doormats

Updated on September 13, 2014

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Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? These dog doormats are not only funny they're totally functional. Ideal for detouring would be solicitors, annoying neighbors, or just family you don't want doing drop by visits....well actually nothing detours mother in laws. At least they will be laughing by the time you answer the door!

Not a Joke, The Dog Doormat

This Is Not A Joke Funny Welcome Doormat

"This is not a joke. If you ever want to see these people again, bring me 5lbs. rib roast in a plain brown bag." -The DogI'm pretty sure if dogs could talk (or write) they would be spouting these kind of demands all the time. Lucky for us they just have that big eyed beggar look.Your guests will laugh out loud when they arrive at your door. These hysterical doormats are funny yet functional. Doormats are 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink. Cleaning is easy, simply wash with hose and dry flat.

Beware Dog Can't Hold it's Licker Doormat

Beware Dog Can't Hold it's Licker Doormat

Whether your dog is a "Licker" or not this is just funny. At least your guests will be warned about the "nose to the crotch" that awaits on the other side of the door.This indoor/outdoor doormat offers up a hysterical 'interactive greeting' for homes, offices and starter mansions. Made of 100% Olefin with bound stitched edges. Printed with color-fast ink for durability.

"Beware Of Dog" Doormat

Whether your guard dog is a pint-sized pooch or a huge hound, this doormat with a couple of chunks bitten out is sure to make visitors think before crossing your threshold. But once they dare decide to enter, the mat's clean printed top will clean their shoes and its non-skid backing will keep it in place. This one is good indoors or out!

For Whom the Dog Barks Doormat


Ask For Whom the Dog Barks...it barks for Thee. Perfect for the philosophical pet owner!This doormat is 18" x 27" and is made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Made in the USA! This doormat is designed to be a fun & original work of humorous art. Caring for the doormat is simple - just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry flat.

We're So Excited To See You Dog Doormat

Were So Excited ... Funny Indoor Outdoor Doormat

This Fun & Functional We're So Excited To See You is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.Doormat reads: We're so excited to see you we don't know whether to pee on the floor or tear up the couch!

Our Vet Drives A Porsche Doormat

Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Howdy Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Dog Likes Strangers Taste Like Chicken Doormat

Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash...Really just don't. Doormat reads: Dog Likes Strangers - Taste Like Chicken Doormat.

Humorous Dog Sniffing Welcome Doormat


Well, Hello There! Your visitors will have the good "scents" to laugh when they see your unique welcome mat! It's a butt sniffing good time! Screen printed design on 100% olefin yarn mat, 27"x18". Made in USA.

A Fragile and Very Sensitive Big Ass Dog Lives Here

Looking for something that is a warning & a bit funny? Yep this one will do nicely! A Fragile and Very Sensitive Big Ass Dog Lives Here.




Ring Doorbell & Run...Dog Doormat

Dog Needs Exercise Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. It really gets the point across for un-invited guests...or even the invited ones! Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Our Dog is Not a Biter Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Hair Of The Dog Doormat

* 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet * Perfect bound stitched edges * Easy care; Wash with hose and a brush * Dry Flat; Do not machine wash * Doormat is 18" x 27"


Hair of the Dog? Help yourself, it's all over the house!

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The Grass Is Greener Under My Wiener Doormat

Doxie owners will love this welcoming mat with a cute play on words that will have guests laughing out loud! Crafted in 100% indoor/outdoor carpet with bound edges and skid-resistant backing. Hose off to clean. Doormat measures 18" x 27".

"Oh Big Woof (You're Here)"

Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from Extra Weave. This Fun & Functional Dog "Oh Big Woof (You're Here)" is 18" x 29", made of Coir Mat with a non slip backing & perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Doormat reads: "Oh Big Woof (You're Here)"

Funny Mat - Flunked Out

This hilarious entry mat is made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor Carpet, bound with stitched edges for long-lasting enjoyment. Mats are 18 x 27 inches printed with durable, colorfast inks. Click on the picture or link to see a large version of the doormat. Mat reads: "Our dog flunked out of obedience school. He's back, living here at home." Wash with a hose and brush. Dry flat. Do not machine wash. Brand: High Cotton Made in USA

Don't Make Me Come Out There - Dog

These hilarious mats are made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor Carpet, bound with stitched edges for long-lasting enjoyment. Mats are 18" x 27" printed with durable, colorfast inks.

Dog is Nuts Door Mat

These fun & functional mats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash, Dry flat.

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      SteveKaye 3 years ago

      I really needed this. Funny! Woof Woof WoofAnd of course, Meow. Olivia asked me to add this.

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      anonymous 3 years ago

      These are super dog mats, really funny!

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      HeraMonster 4 years ago

      gonna need to get more doors in the home to use all of these. will start chewing new door in wall tonight while owner is sleeping...

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      These are terrific, I want one tooo

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      Joan4 4 years ago

      I want one of each!!!!!!!! Love all these dog doormats!

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      nightbear lm 4 years ago

      LOVE IT!! What a great page, I loved all the funny dog doormats. Very fun!!

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      SandyORiley 4 years ago

      These are great!

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      Sheila 5 years ago from Omaha, NE

      Happy, funny lens! Made me smile:) I had no idea there were so many choices out there!

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      Vladimir 6 years ago from Australia

      I want a 'Home is Where the Cat is' doormat - not a funny dog doormat. I don't find dogs at all funny

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      sebastian1234 6 years ago

      Those doormats are the cutest. I laughed when I read them. Lensrolling to my dog lens.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      What fun! Lensrolled to my I Want a Dog lens.

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      WindyWintersHubs 6 years ago from Vancouver Island, BC

      Fun stuff. My daughter could use a funny doormat to WARN her guests about her dogs (LOL).

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      GoPoochYourself 6 years ago

      These are really funny. I especially like the obedience school one!

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      Bellezza-Decor 7 years ago from Canada

      Very cute dog doormats. I need one for "This cats servants live here!"

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      Deb Kingsbury 7 years ago from Flagstaff, Arizona

      Cute! I could use the "Spoiled Rotten Dog Lives Here" matt. It's SO true.

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