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Joe , Felix, And Andromedian Women, And Beautiful Girl Cats. Fantasy Story

Updated on February 23, 2012

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Joe, and Felix were players. They lived for the extreme joys of their opposite sex's. Joe was a hard hat construction engineer. On good clear sunny days Joe, and his construction crew worked on high rise buildings with the sole intention of building upper class apartments for the elite wealthy in downtown New York.

One evening when Joe got home late he asked his large house cat Felix if he was in the mood for love. Felix was a laid back cat. Felix only wore the finest of large cat sized blue jeans, and western shirts that Joe had to order special. You see , Felix was a big guy. Joe had a hard time trying to find blue jeans the size that Felix could wear so he ordered them for Felix that were for husky cats. The clothes cost a little more, but they were well worth the money. Joe was not to pleased over the shipping , and handling expenses, but it was the only way Felix could have his nice leather belt with a western buckle that had an ingraving of Roy Rogers, and Trigger.

Joe ordered Felix some real nice western cowboy boots too. They were difficult at first for Felix to pull on his feet , but Joe told Felix to sit down on the bunk bed, and to hold on tight to the bed posts so that he could shove them on Felix's feet.

It was on a Saturday night when Joe went to bed, and turned on his television with his remote . And as usual Felix jumped behind Joe's head to relax on a high pillow behind him.

Joe was ready to travel to Andromeda, and so was Felix, so Joe did what Joe did best, he reached behind his head, and placed his hands under Felix so that he could lift his cat into the air. To anyone else on earth it looked like Joe was just playing with his house cat, and lifting his cat in the air, but in reality Joe, and Felix were soon to be traveling thousands of light years far away from earth to other galaxies. Felix liked being in the mid air. Joe's arms were like jet fuel to Felix. There was a great bond between Joe, and Felix, and women from space would be their goal.

When Joe, and Felix arrived on Andromeda they were welcomed by Andromeda's women, and female Andromeda cats all of whom were wearing high priced jeans.

In Andromeda there was a law that required everyone enjoy free intoxicating love, and romance at bargain basement prices.

It was difficult for Joe to bring along extra stuff from home because he had to hold Felix in the air so he tied a brief case to his own feet that contained credit cards.

The first place where Joe, and Felix went too was a local strip joint where Andromeda's women, and female cats danced for male entertainment. Felix asked an Andromeda waitress to bring him, and Joe the finest of Kentucky whisky , and two shot glasses. It was around that time when a female cat jumped right on top of Felix's lap to give him a big fat kiss. I want tell you where Felix put his paws.

The man , and his cat had a good time that Saturday. Joe was visited by the most beautiful women in the universe , and they all French kissed with great passion.

Being single like they were, Joe, and Felix had a wonderful great time on Andromeda. The kings, and queens of Andromeda shook their hands, and hugged them before they departed.

And because Joe had to be back to work on a Monday morning bright, and early, Joe placed his hands back under Felix for their trip back home.

Joe started the engines of his hands as he held Felix high in the air where Felix relaxed on Joe's pillow. The sound of space engines were a known reminder to them that they were fueled up, and the countdown would soon begin .

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four , three, two, one, and then their was ignition, and lift off. Bah Bah bah boom. Bah bah bah boom. Bum Bum bah bah bum. Bah ba bah bah bum DE do DE DA bum, and back to earth they traveled. Felix was mesmerized by the magnificent Super Novas, and large Black Holes in outer space. Joe drank some decaffeinated Joe from his mug as he enjoyed the beauty of distant planets where life , and aliens dwell ed.

The Andromedan women, and the Andromedan female cats promised to write love letters to Joe, and Felix.

Joe received his first letter from Sarah. Sarah told Joe that he was the greatest lover she ever had in her life, and that her kitchen faucet had a leak so she asked Joe to please bring his plumbing tools upon his return.

Felix's mail box was flooded. Andromedan cats are very possessive. They wanted Felix to remain on Andromeda with them, but Felix bit his tongue, and told them that he, and Joe were not ready to take love too serious at this time.

God Bless Everyone.


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    • stars439 profile image

      stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Mr.s Deborah Brooks : Thank you so much for visiting dear heart. And I am glad you enjoyed it. God Bless You.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      You write wild and yes I agree you have a vivid imagination.. this is awesome..


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      stars439 6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Phoenix : Thank you for droping by. Thank you for the kind words dear heart, and God Bless You.

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      Poohgranma 6 years ago from On the edge

      You have one of the most vivid imaginations that I know of. Where does all of this come from?