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Selfie Toaster and Other Out of the Ordinary Toasters

Updated on January 31, 2015

i once saw a comment posted in a public forum that there was now a Jesus Toaster. I had to see it for myself. Indeed, they were correct. This lead me on a toast journey that resulted in this hub and display of quite a few toasty appliances and kitchen tools that I never knew existed.

Keep these in mind when looking for that special Christmas gift for that hard-to-buy-for person on your list. These work really well at the Chinese-Christmas-type party. These items are sure to be good for a few laughs among the guests. You know how there is always that one gift that everyone is dying to get?! I may have just found it for you.

Selfie Toaster

Burnt Impressions can take your favorite selfie and put into a toaster allowing you to make toast with your own image on it. How cool is that?! They are called Toasted Selfies.

The Jesus Toaster

The Jesus Toaster allows you to create an image of Jesus in his crowny thorn right onto your toast. I'm sure this idea spawned from all of the toast images that end up on Ebay. It seems folks can find the image of Jesus in just about anything.

The Jesus Toaster is Real

Peace Sign Toaster and Marijuana Leaf Toaster

Notice how the Peace Sign Toaster and Marijuana Toasterare black. Hmmm

And yes, you guessed it, they create an image of a peace sign and a marijuana leaf when you toast the bread.

This would be a fun idea for that hippy friend we all have that is still stuck in the 60-70s.

Inexpensive Toast Stamps

These items are just too cute. These inexpensive toast stamps allow you to still utlize your current toaster. You simply stamp the bread before toasting and create things like:

  • "I Luv U"
  • Conversational Hearts
  • Peace Sign
  • Ed Hardy-like Tattoo
  • Tic Tac Toe Grid (the trick here is to win the game before your toast gets cold)

Boston Bruins Toaster

For the Boston Bruins fans in your life, you can now have their logo on your morning toast. I'm not sure why we aren't seeing other teams just yet, but I'm sure they're in the making if a few dollars can be made by someone.


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    • The Schreibfeder profile image

      The Schreibfeder 

      6 years ago

      Jesus toast made my day. Thanks for hubbing!

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      Galen Dively 

      8 years ago

      Thanks for the help getting our toasters out and in front folks. We make many more toasters than three you mentioned. Political toasts, Animals and More! Burnt Impressions is dedicated to offering a whole new and fun way to buy a toaster whether for yourself or as a gift.

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      9 years ago from North Texas

      Ths is way too cool. You would have thought....

      It would definitely be fun to use, and what a surprise for the person getting the toast. What a perfect way not to go all out to let someone know you love them etc. Thank you for this Hub. I definitely voted it UP!

    • KCC Big Country profile imageAUTHOR


      10 years ago from Central Texas

      LOL.....GmaGoldie.....I could see a lot of folks having fun with these.

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      Kelly Kline Burnett 

      10 years ago from Madison, Wisconsin

      I saw this for the Green Bay Packers - didn't know this toaster offered all of this! Wow! I have a friend we have dubbed kindly the church lady - she need this toaster! What a great house warming gift - sorry I had to make the pun it was simply too much fun!

    • KCC Big Country profile imageAUTHOR


      10 years ago from Central Texas

      LOL...I agree Timstown! Then you could act like you don't see even when they insist that they do.

    • Timstown profile image


      10 years ago from New Jersey

      That's hilarious. I could just imagine the look on someone's face if you served them a piece of "Jesus Toast" for breakfast if they didn't know about the toaster.

    • KCC Big Country profile imageAUTHOR


      10 years ago from Central Texas

      Thank you eovery!

    • eovery profile image


      10 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Now this would be cool. Its a miracle. The face of Jesus is on my toast!

      Keep on hubbing!


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