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Little Poems From Light Years Down The Road

Updated on February 17, 2012

Thursday, February 16, 2012



GOOFBALLS :

You can find them anywhere,

On the stairs,

In Your Hair,

And Even Rocking,

In Grandma's Rocking Chair.

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MICHAEL :

I wish my name was Michael.

It's a cool name,

A fine name,

And angels name,

And a grand name,

But I think I will Keep my name,

Because I like my name Too.

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THE PERFECT MEATBALL :

Was designed by the perfect artist,

Big, and tall.

The perfect meatball,

Is made so round,

With perfect meat,

made not by just any clown.


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PEANUT BUTTER AND MAYONAISE SANDWICH :

There not to often ever seen,

but only by me, a beauty queen.


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TADPOLE TURKEY:

Is the name of my bait,

that crawls down the string to my hook,

to my fishing pole.

Tadpole turkey said, " lower me down you damn old clown, so I can

catch this catfish, and don't fool around."

Tadpole Turkey,

is my best friend,

and crawls on my belly,

and my shinny chin chin.

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THE BOOMARANG GANG :


Was a silly little gang that committed the same old crimes,

Time and time again,

Over, and over, again,

Until one day , they got caught , and locked up in the pen.

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MY SCISSORS :


They cut my paper lizards,

They cut my chicken gizzards,

And scissors cut my wizards,

And scissors cut my paper woman lover,

That I kiss, and kiss, and pretend to be real under my large large covers.

And you may find this weird , and hard to believe,

But my scissors even cut my peanut butter.

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DIRTY JAMMYS :

I went outside last night,

And in my jam mys ,

And it poured down raining,

And when I picked up the newspaper,

My jam mys got wet,

Just like I bet.

So Joann, my wife, she poke fun at me,

And So I climbed a Honey Bee tree,

And slept there all night,

With the cute sweet bees that sting ed me good, and brewed my sweet tea ,

Them little naughty honey bees,

That liked too poke fun at me too,

They played poker with me, with four aces that crew.

And they kissed my lips them silly Lil brats,

And they played Chess with me,

And I played my best too,

till it rained all night,

And I looked a fright,

And got loaded on honey till I felt funny , and fell in the grass, on my lard ass,

And caught Pneumonia,

In a bed of Begonias.

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CRAMMY WHAMMY SOUP:

Cook it cheap.

It only cost a dime.

Cuss it ain't much good,

Not to eat,

Not to like,

Not to love,

Or even to use to scrub a rusty bath tub.

But it's great for a bump,

If a coconut lands on your skull like a chump.

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VAMPIRE FIENDS FROM HORROR TOWN:

They suck up your gore,

and you feel for lorn.

They eat up your wife, your childs, your cats, turtles, goats, your hamsters, and even your maid Mabeline.

Because thats what they do so good because they are vampire queens.

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TRUCK LOAD A BRATS :

I shipped Dem all to school,

So they could learn the golden rules,

And I ain't no fool.

They ate up all my food .

They ask me a gillion questions,

that truck load full of kids, and brats.

I cooked them some red beans,

but all they want is to eat ice cream.

I ain't nobody's fool, and I'm just and old man,

so I had to ship them brats all to school,

so I could take a nap,

while they is learn in dare golden rules.

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GOD BLESS EVERYTHING TOO MUCH :

I'm just an ole man,

DAT likes sardines from DE can.

My sweet old wife she kicked my bucket , and died,

And she was my pride,

So I think I take a walk down DE street,

And jump in her cemetery with both my feet,

to bake her a chocolate pudding ,

following my wake.

So What ! Happy New Year,

And Happy Christmas,

I don't care if It ain't de season,

Cuzz I feel Bliss mas.

As for my tomato garden ,

it is irrigated,

but if you wanna tomato,

go right ahead and take one,

Sure I'll be dead,

but you go right on ahead Fred .



God Bless Everyone














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    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR

      stars439 

      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Gloshei : Thank you for your kind words precious heart. God Bless You.

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      stars439 

      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear mary : Thank you precious heart. Glad you liked them, and God Bless You.

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      Gloria 

      6 years ago from France

      Hi stars what a great one this time, you seem to have covered bits for all. I love the sausage dog.

      The imagination with your 'dirty jammies' is good. Thanks for sharing it.

      Love to Becky.

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      Mary Hyatt 

      6 years ago from Florida

      These poems were a lot of fun to read. Good job.

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR

      stars439 

      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Movie Master : Hello dear heart, and thank you for visiting, and thank you for reading the little poems. God Bless You, and your wonderful family forever.

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      Movie Master 

      6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi stars, I can't pick a favourite they are all unique!

      I have really enjoyed reading, thank you and voted up.

      Best wishes Lesley

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      stars439 

      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Phoenix : Thank you for writing. Did not know what to write about so I decided to try a little humor. Wishing you , and Gary all the best. God Bless You and Gary.

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      Poohgranma 

      6 years ago from On the edge

      You've created something for everyone this time! God bless you too!

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