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The Little Yellow Bird. You Have The Right To Remain Silent ! Part 14.

Updated on October 20, 2015

Monday, January 17, 2011

I could see it now. My client has been arrested for federal crimes. Agents have him against a wall and one says, " You are under arrest ! You have the right to remain silent, and to have ,and attorney present during questioning."

I would not mind being a high powered lawyer. If I was in court defending a client I would wear black high heals , and nylon stockings. I would want a desk made of dark oak that is polished by lemon furniture wax.

I would need a glass of water on my table near me, but not too close to anyone that I am defending because you never know if that person you're defending could decide to pick up the glass, and throw it at someone. I would want a large police officer in the court room with us all.

I think I could pass a bar examination. It is really not as tough as it is made out to be. Cream always rises to the top. My parents did not raise a fool .

I would want to wear a pants suit. I would want a lovely white blouse, and lovely gold ear rings. My hair would be beautiful, a lovely soft brown.

Before I would drive my Mercedes to the court house every morning, my husband and I would have a nutritious breakfast. I would fix my hunk his delicious scrambled eggs with buttered toast. He would have a few tablespoons of grits, and a few small fried pork sausages, and a small teaspoon of blueberry jelly on his plate.

He would have a few napkins so that nothing would soil his perfectly fixed tie. He would have very nice polished shoes and wear nice black dress socks and gold cuff links on his pristine white dress shirt.

Our lovely little girls and little boy birds would hop along around the house cheerily and run to the kitchen and hug us merrily.

Every two weeks I would take our pay checks to our bank. The bank teller would say, " Good morning Mr's Yellow Bird, and what can we do for you this fine day?"

I would say, " I would like to make a deposit, and have a little cash on hand. Could you give me a one hundred dollar bill, some tens and twenties , and a few dollars in quarters with nickels and dimes , and have a radiant day my Dear."

My mama and daddy say I day dream a lot. My literary works are coming along nicely. One day I will have a Best Seller. My hunk and I will have a quaint cottage in New England, and I would like some beach front property with a view of lovely coconuts in trees.

My boy friend brought me and mama and daddy some sandwiches from the mall. There was a party by some corporate executives in one of the restaurants. My boy friend filled his little red wagon with party sandwiches and rolled it right out of the door. I heard our door bell ring and my boy friend said, " Get up folks, and put on your pajamas, I have some great food to bring in the house."

Mom and dad got up too. Mom gave my boy friend a darling hug, and daddy gave him a pat on the back.

I wonder if mama and daddy think I should give him sex. He deserves good sex because of the delicious roast beef sandwiches he brought , but I better keep my mouth quiet.

Man! I can't wait to get married ! If I do not get married soon my tits and butt are going to swell up like balloons.I just know that hunk of mine is packing some darn great home making gear.

Plus he is always ready to jump my bones. I am looking forward to filling our future nest with lots of chick eggs. Boy are we going to have a busy life, and a lot of mouths to feed. He better work hard , that's all I can say. I will have my hands full as a home maker trying to keep the washing machine still if it is not balanced right on the floor.

God Bless Everyone


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    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Mr.s Deborrah : Thank you for visiting , and reading more about the Little Yellow Bird. Wishing you and your loved ones a very nice Sunday evening. God Bless You.

    • DeBorrah K. Ogans profile image

      DeBorrah K Ogans 

      7 years ago

      Stars, The little yellow bird tales are quite interesting and really show your creativity! She is learning many lessons... I know in the long run everything is going to work out... I will try to catch up on the episodes!

      I am on one accord with Poohgranma. My prayers are with you and your family as well! God Bless!

      Thank you for sharing, In HIS Love, Grace, Joy, Peace & Blessings!

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Lady E : Thank you for visiting dear heart , and God Bless you and your loved ones. Wishing you a good night in God's loving arms.

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      7 years ago from London, UK

      Captivating story and I love the Painting.

      Have a Blessed week. :)

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Minnetonka Twin : Thank you very much for the wonderful visit. So glad you like the story. God Bless You Dear Heart.

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      Linda Rogers 

      7 years ago from Minnesota

      Dear Stars-I so love your little birdie stories. They sure have great lives, those little birds.

      I'm keeping my fingers crossed that lady bird gets the hunk and they have a nice big family. LOL

    • stars439 profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Poohgranma : Thank you for writing Dear Heart. Thank you so much for the prayers and for the special thoughts. I wish no one would ever suffer in life, and that everyone would be reasonably happy, and have good lives. I pray to God that you and your fine husband and your wonderful family will always have happiness and will always enjoy joy in life. GBY

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      7 years ago from On the edge

      Well, Little Yellow Bird has some very high expectations for her life. And it seems as if you are having a bright morning! Good for you!

      I prayed again for your mother-in-law last night and for you and your family. I keep you in my prayers and trust God will provide just exactly as His will dictates. I always hope that I can line up my will with His but sometimes its hard to do. One day we will understand all of this, for now, that is why we trust and believe in His goodness. Have a very Blessed day, my friend.


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