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The Little Yellow Bird. My Boy Friend And I Get Married .Part 15.

Updated on October 11, 2015

Thursday, January 20, 2011

My parents, and his pitched in for a neat wedding, for my boyfriend and I. There was a lady playing and organ. The preacher had a big smile. I wore my mother's beautiful white wedding dress.

My daddy had his feathers preened for the occasion. He wore a tuxedo, and so did my boy friend Pete.

The minister asked me if I would have Pete to be my lawful wedded husband, and I said " I do."

The preacher asked him if he would take me to be his law full wedded wife, and he said, " I do."

I have the most beautiful ring. The stone is gorgeous, but what is most important is that our future home will be equipped with household appliances, and everything we need.

We were pronounced husband, and wife. It was a nice church service, and then we ran off to have cake, ice cream, and beer, and champagne, and wine.

I threw my flowers up in the air behind me. One of my girl friends from high school caught the flowers and was thrilled to death. She was a girl friend that use to be on the pep squad with me at football games. My boyfriend played football. He was not in the junior varsity I can tell you that right now.

We had a nice big reception, and then my husband and I ran off for our honeymoon. We borrowed my mama and daddy's pick up truck, filled it up with premium gas, and drove to Dallas ,Texas where we found a wonderful motel.

I do not know how or why things happen the way they do, but " my time of the month " started, and my husband, my true love, and hunk was screwed out of luck for a few days. I told him I could not help it , and to keep his slimy hands off of me for a while, so he griped and grumbled, but I turned on the television to watch MTV.

I also sat back on a reclining chair and watched my judge programs. Judge Judy, and Judge Mathis or a few of my favorite shows.

My boyfriend does not like to watch day time television too much so he went outside to work on my daddy's pick up truck. I think he did everything to it to try to keep his minf off of sex for a few days .

I swear to heck, if I would have had a pad lock I would have hidden the key for a few days to make sure he would keep his buzzard bait paws away from me. When a girl wants personal time for herself you can bet your life a girl will have it.

Five days later I was ready for his horny attack. He jumped in bed with me , and did terrible things I should not mention on this family hub. He acted like Tarzan, but ravaged me like and ape from a tree in heat. He was not romantic at all. He climbed on me like a buffalo that got loose in a china cabinet. And he did weird stuff all night long and even got worst at it on Sunday.

If I tell daddy what he did, my daddy will ring his neck, so I better keep my mouth shut . He was one happy bird I can say that much. I had a good time too.

I discovered my true nature as a mature yellow bird.

I told him that I want to move into the Folgers coffee can by that house trailer where I was born, to raise our family.

God Bless You


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    • stars439 profile image

      stars439 7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Mr's Deborrah : Thank you so much for reading about Little Yellow Bird. She has all kinds of ideas, that girl. God Bless You Dear Heart.

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      DeBorrah K Ogans 7 years ago

      Stars, Congratulations to the newlyweds! Their journey together begins...

      Thank you for sharing, In HIS Love, Grace, Joy, Peace & Blessings!

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      stars439 7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Hello hello : Thank you for writing Dear Heart. GBY.

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      stars439 7 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Dear Poohgranma : Thank you for the kind thoughts, and God Bless You.

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      Hello, hello, 7 years ago from London, UK

      How sweet.

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      Poohgranma 7 years ago from On the edge

      Well, congratulations to the newlyweds! I'm glad they finally got married. A cute and funny hub.