I have a pink bean bag.
It only holds two beans.
It is rather hairy tho
And hangs mighty low.
My wife she did like my bean bag
She used to play with it but it turned blue.
She no longer wants to play with it
as its partner hangs its head
and watches me shine my shoes.
Old age you see has
caught up with them
and the sordid abuse. Cheers frogdropping.