I was in the fifth grade, so I was about ten. My social studies teacher asked who the people who split from the Catholic church were. I raised my hand, got called on and said "Prostitutes" instead of "Protestants." I don't know where I got the word from and one of my classmates casually explained that I just called a bunch of Christians hookers. Mortified doesn't cover it.
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