We often get people with petitions to sign, an the occasional Jehovah's witness. The former I will politely tell "no thanks" since they are innocent looking high school and college kids. But the former are adults and quite ballsy and pushy; I will verbally abuse them with gusto. I must have gotten a reputation as an @$$h0l3 since they haven't come by in a looooooooong time.
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