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Rude, Funny & Animal Themed Doormats

Updated on September 18, 2014

The place to find your perfect doormat!

Are you looking for a funny doormat that matches your personality? Need a great gift for a housewarming? These doormats are not only hilarious, they're totally functional. Why not give your guests a chuckle as they wait for you to answer the door? After all life is too short for a serious "Welcome" mat!

Go for something that is funny, or even look for something that will chase away those unwanted guests. There is no wrong answer when looking for the perfect doormat!

Well Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit Look Who's Here Doormat


Nothing says welcome like a doormat that talks about Butter And your Butt, win, win combo there! Even city folk will appreciate the down home vibe from this doormat.

Go Away! Funny Door Mat

Sweet Home Go Away Doormat

It's simple, it's stylish & it displays your inner hatred for drop by guests...Go Away!

Please Stay on the Mat Funny Entry Mat

"Please Stay On Mat. Your visit is very important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received."

Truly my fave, I even own this one! it has a clear easy to follow message that even the vacuum salesmen can follow.

Welcome Just Don't Expect Much

Welcome - Just Don't Expect Much. Basically how I feel whenever anyone comes to my house. Might as well lay it all out there right upfront!

Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Howdy Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

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Welcome, when you're here, you're family ... Doormat

Welcome, when you're here, you're family. Sure you still want in?

Nice, classy & even throws in a tiny warning. This one is great for those friendly folk I hear about that actually want visitors...crazy.

Hi I'm Mat Funny Doormat

Hi. I'm Mat

Meet Mat, he's kind of a doormat but is dealing with it. He's very straight forward & a simple kind of guy. But he really lets people walk all over him. It's sad really, poor guy has no spine....no literally, he has no spine at all. He's just a doormat.

Hair Of The Dog Doormat

Hair Of The Dog?

Help yourself it's all over the house.

You should expect a nose to the crotch at this house too! But seriously it is the dogs house so if you have a dog hair problem don't go in his house!

Ask Not For Whom the Dog Barks Doormat

Ask Not for Whom The Dog Barks.

It Barks for thee.

It's classy yet still funny & pet related. Seems like the perfect doormat to me!

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Come in. Relax. Take your top off. Doormat

Come In Relax Take Your Top Off Doormat

What more can you ask for, it's friendly, involves beer & makes a topless comment! great for dorms, apartments, or anyplace that is beer friendly...like a bar!

Welcome Goodbye Doormat


It's two doormats in one! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat says hello on the way in and goodbye on the way out, making your doormat space always useful and revolving. What else can you ask for from a funny doormat. A perfect home decor gag gift! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat is a high quality doormat, not just a flimsy little regular old one. # Welcome Goodbye Doormat measures: 18" by 30" (3/4 in. thickness) # Made from all-natural coconut fiber which is an excellent dirt-trapper; # This mat is stenciled with permanent fade resistant dyes.Toss the Old Welcome Mat in the Trash

The Cat Day 751 Funny Doormat

"The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope is eventual escape...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane."

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat
Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Just in case you you have a hippie outbreak in your area.

My two favorite things are guns and sleeping late ... Doormat


My two favorite things are guns and sleeping late ... This funny doormat will keep your early morning visitors at bay or at least let them know you have a sense of humor....or a gun and a temper.

Beware Dog Can't Hold it's Licker Doormat

Beware:

Dog Can't Hold it's Licker.

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Come Back with a Warrant Doormat


Nothing says i hate people like a come back with a warrant doormat...Imagine how funny it would be if the cops actually HAVE a warrant! No really, we respect cops and that wouldn't be funny at all. Unless it was the neighbors house, then it would be really funny.

Beer gets you in the door. Doormat


What a nice way to beg for beer!

WOW! Nice Underwear Doormat


This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash. This hilarious doormat is a perfect gift.

Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat

Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat

This beautifully designed hand-woven doormat will enhance your entry way or patio. It's made from the highest quality all natural coconut fiber, which is an excellent dirt-trapper. This mat is hand stenciled with permanent fade-resistant dyes. Size: 3/4" thickness 18 in x 30 in.

Wrong Address Doormat

Wrong Address Doormat

Because you want to stay under the radar!

Our Dog is Not a Biter Doormat

Dogs A Humper Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

We're So Excited To See You Pet Doormat

We're Excited To See You Doormat

This Fun & Functional We're So Excited To See You is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Doormat reads: We're so excited to see you we don't know whether to pee on the floor or tear up the couch!

To Fish, Or Not to Fish? Doormat

To Fish Or Not To Fish, What a stupid question.

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Doormat - Don't Make Me Come Out There - Dog

Don't Make Me Come Out There. -Dog

Our Fun & Functional doormats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash, Dry flat.

A Fragile Dog Doormat

A fragile and very sensitive big ass dog lives here.

Probably best not to ring the doorbell then.

I Golf Therefore I Am Not Here Doormat

I Golf, Therefore I Am Not Here

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Howdy! - Let me know what you think....

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    • Susan300 profile image

      Susan300 3 years ago

      Lots of funnies, but the 'cone' one made me actually LOL! :)

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      Giovanna Sanguinetti 3 years ago from London UK

      What a laugh - fantastic lens. Thanks for sharing.

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      Drake McSherry 3 years ago from Milwaukee, WI

      This was great, I needed a laugh!

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      Carolan Ross 3 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      LOVE these funny doormats! One of my favorites was not here though, and would make a good addition. "We serve only the finest California wines. Did you bring any?" HEHEHE!

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      tonyleather 3 years ago

      Wonderful selection of comical doormats!

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      kju385 3 years ago

      Great selection, now I'm seriously considering of ordering one of those funny ones for my home :D

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      TanoCalvenoa 3 years ago

      Another vote for the "Please Stay on the Mat" as best one on the page.

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      umbrella-bagger 3 years ago

      I love the "Please Stay on the Mat" door mat. So funny.

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      NatureFan LM 3 years ago

      I laughed out loud several time while reading this. This was great. :)

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      steadytracker lm 3 years ago

      Wow, these are some really great door mats. Some of them are quite funny too. Thank you for taking the time to share them with us.

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      ghoststorylover 3 years ago

      I just love these! I think my favorite is the "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" one! lmao!!

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      manicnymph 3 years ago

      There are so many good ones it's hard to make a choice! Thanks for the laugh!

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      tok2gman 4 years ago

      Nice lens. Funny too. Thanks.

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      suepogson 4 years ago

      Very funny. "It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone' Is hysterical. ye s- I have dogs. Thanks for the laugh

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      SteveKaye 4 years ago

      Great fun. Thank you for publishing this lens. I needed a good distraction.

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      junkcat 4 years ago

      There are some very cute door mats have to get one.

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      cmadden 4 years ago

      Some very funny ones here! Cat Day 751 and the crazy cat lady one are especially appropriate....

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Really nice selection, I am really considering the "say no to pot" one

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      AlleyCatLane 4 years ago

      I love these! I especially like the cat day 751.

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      FancyThatUK 4 years ago

      I love the Warning: Dog has no respect for personal space! That is brilliant!! My parents totally need that

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      Mark Falco 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

      Thanks for the laughs! A couple of those cat ones would be highly appropriate for my house...especially the one about maiming guests lol (he's not as cute as he looks and many have found that out a little too late!)

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      john9229 4 years ago

      So many choices! Nice Animal Themed Doormats

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      Sandy Mertens 4 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      These gave me a good laugh today.

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      weirdproduct 4 years ago

      These are all funny, but my favorite one is "Go Away". It is just si simplistic and to the point. Love it!

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      robbieshaws 4 years ago

      one doesn't have to be an animal lover in order to enjoy the humor in this lens. thanks for sharing

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      kerilovesadeal 4 years ago

      The "Please Stay on the Mat Funny Doormat" really had me laughing. Now, if only you could get that as a door bell ring... Interesting, huh? :) Great lens! :D

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      I want a "The Neighbors Have Better Stuff" doormat!

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      LiliLove 4 years ago

      These are awesome!

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      Myreda Johnson 4 years ago from Ohio USA

      These are great. It would be hard to choose.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Fantastic selection !!!Could do with one of each - and change it according to my mood !

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      Lee 4 years ago from Derbyshire, UK

      Lol, I honestly didn't realise there were so many novelty mats out there! Some are great!

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      Joan Haines 4 years ago

      I'm getting the "Hi. I'm Mat." mat. Perfect.

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      ismeedee 4 years ago

      These are so fantastic!!! I've never actually seen these before; I'd have trouble choosing between several of them! They'd make quite a fun and quirky present too!!

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      David-N 4 years ago

      I love the dachshund one because he certainly is!

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      fionaagee42 4 years ago

      I love no shoes doormat :)

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Hehehe, nice lens - so many funny doormats ideas. Beat it hippie is still my favorite, really great lens

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      tudorose 4 years ago

      Really entertaining. Thank you.

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      Carolan Ross 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Funny doormats make the best housewarming gifts. One of my favorites says "We serve only the best California wine. Did you bring any?"

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      spids1 4 years ago

      Great lens very well written.

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      Essentially Ind 4 years ago

      These are really cool...............:)

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      einsteinmoomjy 4 years ago

      A couple of winers live here. Love it!

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      CanvasArtPrint LM 5 years ago

      So many great ideas, thanks!

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      TheCoolStuffHQ 5 years ago

      Awesome funny stuff !

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      MrAdvice LM 5 years ago

      Great idea for a lens. It says something when you make it the whole way through

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      LouJon 5 years ago

      Haha, some really funny mats here, my favourite has to be the "reminder - do not jump on the nice people" mat....Great lens :)

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      CristianStan 5 years ago

      Who said that funny stuffs can only be printed on tshirts? We can also make cook stuffs in doormats that could make every visitor smile before they come in and as they left.

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      SpenceG 5 years ago

      I like this one, "My Bite Is Worse Than My Bark Doormat." But in reality, it's the opposite for our dog.

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      ResearchAddict 5 years ago

      These are really funny. I especially love "A couple of winers live here"!

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      BestMusicGear 5 years ago

      Very funny stuff!

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      winter aconite 5 years ago

      Love this lens!!!!!

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      BestLaminateInc1 5 years ago

      What a great ideas! Funny and creative- love it !!!

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      hntrssthmpsn 5 years ago

      Some of these are hilarious! The "Hair of the Dog" door mat would be great to put out the day after a party, when there are the inevitable quick visits from guests who left some item behind when they went home. Great collection!

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      menskincaretips 5 years ago

      Hilarious! I never thought a doormat could be so funny! I definitely have to get one, the finish line doormat is my favorite. Awesome lens!

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      nicole-young 5 years ago

      funny mats. I like this lens a lot. : )

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      steph-naylor 5 years ago

      Great Lens! I'm actually crying with laughter! Thanks ever so much! Im definitely going to recommend your Lens to my friends!

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      kmyangel 5 years ago

      Wipe Feet To Continue mat is very funny :))

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      crstnblue 5 years ago

      Very nice lens and collection of doormats! Lots of smiles!

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      SellClean 5 years ago

      Great collection! Thanks for sharing.

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      gatornic15 5 years ago

      Great selection of doormats!

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      futurefocus57 5 years ago

      "I tend to let people walk all over me"...Mat

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      faber80 5 years ago

      lovely doormats!

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      mywyomingadventure 5 years ago

      These are too funny!

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      makemoneyonline5 5 years ago

      Love the door mats. What a clever idea for a lens!

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      Heidi Vincent 5 years ago from GRENADA

      Really nice and FUNNY!

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      MrsZ LM 5 years ago

      Who knew there were so many clever door mats out there...my fave...the 'butter my butt' doormat...seriously funny!!

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      bossypants 5 years ago from America's Dairyland

      You've found some very funny doormats! Everyone should read this lens first thing in the morning and start the day with a smile! Hope I'm not the only squidlike you get for Lumpy Rug Day!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Lovely lens.. :)

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      PippiDust 5 years ago

      Great doormats and a lot of new ideas.

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      goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

      blessings and congratulations for winning the purple star. thank you for sharing. i submitted this lens as my rug quest.

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      Country Sunshine 5 years ago from Texas

      Lots of fun! I like your collection!

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      OUTFOXprevention1 5 years ago

      Funny lens! I need a few of these!

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      glutenallergy 5 years ago

      We've actually got the "Cat, Day 751..." doormat, and I'm amused by the reactions whenever someone takes the time to read it. There are some great doormats here!

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      AustriaChick 5 years ago

      Fun lens ... loved it!

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      karMALZEKE 5 years ago

      Nice selection

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      Marilyn Thompson 5 years ago from Washington State

      Funny!So many would be appropriate

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      ogrote 5 years ago

      Every doormat has a story!

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      aussieremovals 5 years ago

      Really very funny quotes on the doormat... I really enjoyed it...

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I think its funny that your rude and funny doormats lens is a solid tier 1 lens. Hey, its all good, and cool what people like! :D

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      Ladyeaglefeather 5 years ago

      What a great fun lens

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      siobhanryan 5 years ago

      Has to be (Don't make me come out there Dog). Very good.

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      gravityx9 5 years ago

      lol!!! what a fun lens! PINNED!

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      CarpetCleaningG 5 years ago

      Haha, these are great, I've never seen these before. Very good. Last one I saw was years ago "Bone appetite" for a dog

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I'm looking for a doormat I saw once that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I'm looking for the mat that says, Cover me, I'm goin' in.

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      PapaKork 5 years ago

      This is great! I never knew there were so many choices in doormats, this is all new to me, love it!

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      Bob Zau 5 years ago

      Very clever niche to write about, well done.

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      WriterJanis2 5 years ago

      Very fun ideas.

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      DesignZeal 5 years ago

      These are really hilarious! I'm still laughing over the "Beat it, hippie" one - the very thought of the look on my in-laws' faces if they were greeted with that doormat makes me want to laugh out loud :)

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      jimmyworldstar 5 years ago

      The go away one is pretty hilarious, as is the please stay on the mat one. I wonder how many people would actually leave or stay because of the impression they got from the mat.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Hilarious! "Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit" is my favorite but they are all great.

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      seosmm 5 years ago

      Very nice lens!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Nice lens thanks for sharing. Squid-liked

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      NorDac LM 5 years ago

      Nice collectionSquid Angel Blessed

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      baincol 5 years ago

      I never knew there were so many doormats for sale, very funny.

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      Showpup LM 5 years ago

      LOVE these doormats. Fun.

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      privresearch 5 years ago

      I love the funny doormats :)

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      Carolan Ross 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Oh these ARE very funny doormats! I saw one somewhere that said..."We serve only the finest french wines. Did you bring any?" Nice selection here, Miz Groovy Finds.

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      modernchakra 5 years ago

      Hilarious and a great idea of lens! I don't have a funny mat but I do have one that is a Iran, a gift from my Aunt's house, that is definitely too fancy for a doormat, but it is lovely and worth the use! These are funny though.. hmmm I know where I am coming when it is time for a change. Nice work!

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      ForestBear LM 5 years ago

      ha ha, great selection you have featured here. Thumbs up

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      Odille Rault 5 years ago from Gloucester

      Oh, these are Fabulous! I love them - I didn't know there were so many funny doormats! I can't choose between them there are so many fun ones! I think I'd need to have a few and change them around! :)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I really enjoyed reading your lens. You did a fantastic job!One squid thumbs up vote issued for this lens :)

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      SIALicenceUK 5 years ago

      Beat it hippie, LOL that made my day. Thanks

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I'm looking for a doormat that says the house was clean last week sorry you missed it - can anyone help please thanks ?

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      LauraTelier 5 years ago

      Nice!

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      mikeguerro221 5 years ago

      haha.. nice doormats

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      JodiFromFlorida 5 years ago

      Too funny! Great lens.

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      Heather B 5 years ago

      I need the "Hi I'm Mat" doormat for my boyfriend, Mathieu! :)

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      Eaglemat 5 years ago

      These mats are great! Favorite: Beat it, Hippie. Fun fun!

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      BillSimmons 5 years ago

      They're a couple of those I can really use!

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      mahasson 5 years ago

      @TheHealthCabin: Haha. Seriously, those are some funny door mats!

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      TheHealthCabin 5 years ago

      Who would have known there would be so many mats! Makes my one look boring! Great lens, thank you.

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      Entrance Mats 5 years ago

      Well Butter Me and Call Me a Biscuit! I'd love to visit a friend with that door mat. So fun!

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      catbehaviors 5 years ago

      Love all of these pats! Really cute.

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      pyramidsphinx 5 years ago

      This is fun!

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      SquidooProductReviews 5 years ago

      These are great I was lmao.

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      gravityx9 5 years ago

      What a fun lense ! I wish I had more doors!

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      Mia Carter 5 years ago from SW Florida

      Love 'em!

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      pantar 5 years ago

      Nice!

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      XperiencCraigers 5 years ago

      Brilliant 'Nice Underwear' genius!!! Ha ha ha ha

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      schatzjopi 5 years ago

      you have good skil in writting. I want to learn more from your lens. Thank you mate :)

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      shivnagsudhakar 5 years ago

      good

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      davidcam 5 years ago

      Great lens..Really unique lens...nice

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      agoofyidea 5 years ago

      I just moved and have been looking for the perfect doormat. Now I can't decide which one I want. Thanks for the great lens.

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      cheapsolarpanels 5 years ago

      It's really cool to see something like these prints in doormats. It adds a sense of humor to it and makes us feel good.The "Go Away" doormat, visitors will not get into the house....hehehehehe

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      NinaFowles 5 years ago

      The best selection I've seen, still wiping away the tears of laughter

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      franstan lm 5 years ago

      What a unique lens! Blessed

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      clouda9 lm 5 years ago

      Cracking up over here! Great selection of some of the funniest doormats I've ever seen. *Blessed by a visiting angel today.

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      TravelingRae 5 years ago

      Trying to decide whether I want the 'cat is nuts' or 'contented cat person lives here'. :) Funny lens!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      I love the "go away" mat!

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      julietarot lm 6 years ago

      I never knew there were so many funny mats-good lens!

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      KimGiancaterino 6 years ago

      Fun ideas ... lens this is very entertaining. We need one (or more) of the anti-solicitor mats. The most brazen peddlers have no problem ignoring TWO prominently posted "no solicitor" signs. Maybe some humor is called for.

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      Tracy Smith 6 years ago from Maryville, TN

      Interesting door mats. I think I need to spice up my door mat to something interesting like some of these. Something with Cats.

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      JoshK47 6 years ago

      These are all so awesome - I love the witness protection program one.

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      manfield3 6 years ago

      Very Cute Idea!

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      Nicole_Anderson 6 years ago

      I laughed and cry d all the way here, these mats are so cool. It was like reading a book of jokes on the way down... I thank you so much for sharing this with us. Top lens for sure.Nicole.

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      seradis 6 years ago

      This is a great lens on funny doormats! Thanks!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Some very funny mats. Good Job!

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      pico88 6 years ago

      i like Wipe Feet To Continue mat,it's coolthanks master

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      aardvarkapparel 6 years ago

      i llke the beer gets you in the door. Very original idea for a lens!

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      pimbels lm 6 years ago

      Great lens. I like the dog mats.

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      mehulsey lm 6 years ago

      you've been blessed. ;)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Great lens

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      Homelust 6 years ago

      More mats then I've ever seen! Love it!

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      itsmuzza2011 6 years ago

      great lens with some real funny items on it well done for making me smile today

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      plushdeco 6 years ago

      Great lens! Definitely a bullseye for guys living on their own or with friends. Many good laughs anyway. Thanks!

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      Heard_Zazzle 6 years ago

      Loved this lens! Great selection, and a fave!

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      Philippians468 6 years ago

      the welcome goodbye doormat is clever! cheers

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      garyrh1 6 years ago

      There are some good ones here, especially the take your top off :D

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      UKGhostwriter 6 years ago

      Incedible - I love it and want one!

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      John Dyhouse 6 years ago from UK

      great fun, lots of laughs reading these doormats but I am afraid they are just not me. I am a very boring person.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Just stopped by to see how your top Squidoo lens is doing, and wow! I don't know if I would want to wipe my feet on these door mates or not, they sure are fun!!!

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      Julia M S Pearce 6 years ago from Melbourne, Australia

      Love a funny doormat.I have one saying, 'Never mind the dog beware of the owner'

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      Lisa Auch 6 years ago from Scotland

      no way - i love all of them

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      GabrielaFargasch 6 years ago

      I have lens rolled yours to my funny doormats lens too! :)

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      GabrielaFargasch 6 years ago

      Wow! You've got so many! Cool!

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      sidther lm 6 years ago

      I can't decide. I will have to come back with my husband, I'm leaning toward "the dog knows you're here" Very nice lens!!!

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      dismantlerepair 6 years ago

      Haha! I never really knew these existed! "Thank you, your knock is very important to us..." Brilliant. *liked*

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      MakeYourOwnMagC 6 years ago

      What a wicked idea for a lens. This is the first site I think I have ever seen about doormats lol. But it is very entertaining.

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      mockingbird999 6 years ago

      I like the simple "Go Away" mat.

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      sugunalinus 6 years ago

      That Make me Wine and Welcome to 49deg ,,, etc are nice ideas. Thanks for sharing

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      MakeACatTree 6 years ago

      Your doormats made me laugh. What a fun page. Now if only they made cat tree mats....

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      reflectionhaiku 6 years ago

      I probably need a couple of those "go away" mats when I am squidooing! A very fun lens and thumbs up ~

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      DIY-Solar-Electricity 6 years ago

      Great lens! These doormats are superb.

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      MirandaBrooks LM 6 years ago

      These were awesome, Great lens!

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      lilymom24 6 years ago

      "Putting the fun in dysfunction" was my favorite mat. =)

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      Julianne Gentile 6 years ago from Cleveland, Ohio, US

      Merry Christmas!

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      scar4 6 years ago

      Nice, keep up the good work.

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      thesuccess2 6 years ago

      Lens Masterclass, Angel Blessing

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Had to drop back for a visit to leave my congratulations for being showcased on the Best of Cyber Monday on Squidoo lens by SquidTeam - Kathy

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      blujeanmomma 6 years ago from Rocky Mountains

      Didn't realize that there are so many different mats. We have the one that says " My agenda for the day . Let Duke in. Let Duke out, Let Duke in etc" but with our dogs names. It's so true - that's all you do all day ins to let them in and out. Congratulations on being include in the Best of Cyber Monday on Squidoo lens.

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      webtoys 6 years ago

      this amazses me much....thanks for great mats

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      Cynthia Arre 6 years ago from Quezon City

      These doormats will certainly stand out from the pack and are great conversation starters! Wonderful selection, ~Blessed~

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      great job keep up the good work!!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      So many great mats I could not even pick a favorite. This was a lot of fun.

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      Vikki 6 years ago from US

      Great selection of funny doormats you have here!

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      squid-pinkchic18 6 years ago

      These are awesome!! I love funny doormats, they just always make me smile. I featured your lens on mine titled "Five Unique Housewarming Gift Ideas"

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Loved these. I think many of them would make an excellent housewarming gift that I am pretty sure no one else would have thought of to bring. I got lots of laughs at these....Hello, Nice Underwear, in particular! I can just imagine a woman in a skirt looking around suspiciously!....lol

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      ZablonMukuba 6 years ago

      the mats are funny especially the one where the dog cant handle its liquor

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      PinkyTinky 6 years ago

      lol

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      missbat 6 years ago

      Ha! Some of these are a hoot! Great collection!

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      brookehudson 6 years ago

      unique ideas and inviting too! well done lens.

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      Lorie LM 6 years ago

      I once owned the mat that say, "Hi, I'm Mat". I always knew when someone was at my door because of the laughing! Nice lens!Thumbing and fanning!Lorie

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      Magicality LM 6 years ago

      Nice collection!

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      the777group lm 6 years ago

      "Squeeze me, stomp me, make me wine"[Austin Powers accent] Oh b-e-h-a-v-e!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Who would have thought there were so many great doormats available. Thanks for giving me a laugh at work...I guess I should get back to actually doing work! Great post!

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      The-Java-Gal 6 years ago

      Can't believe there are so many cool doormats from which to choose. Great job.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Your lenses are always full of groovy finds, door mates included.

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      Edit Photos 6 years ago from Earth

      Awesome Lens! I actually own one of these! Squidoo Angel Thumbs Up!

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      Steve Charles 6 years ago

      I never knew there was such variety in doormats. I wonder if there are any door-to-door doormat salesmen?!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      How aboutDoormat:Thanks for not wearing panties!

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      RosegardenAdvic1 6 years ago

      lol liked the dog hiding in bushes doormat and the not home sweet home ... nice lens.

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      proscourcefloors1 6 years ago

      Ha! These are great ;) perfect for animal lovers and sports enthusiasts.

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      Lou165 6 years ago from Australia

      You've got a great selection here, especially the please stay on the mat one :)

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      Obscure_Treasures 6 years ago

      Excellent lens. Damn these look good.

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      oztoo lm 7 years ago

      I love this funny doormat collection. Just trying to figure which one suits my household the best.

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      Another funny lens. Keep agoin'.

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      Tarra99 7 years ago

      some of these are hilarious! ...I luv the lat and long one! LOL ...thanks for sharin...and thank you for visiting & commenting on my Scrabble Tile Pendant lens recently...I appreciate it!

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      justholidays 7 years ago

      Loved the "Go Away" mat - would like to have one like that, just to see my friends and family reaction! Might be funny to take video of it too, lol.You selected a great range of funnny doormats! Squidangel blessings to the "Don't Make Me Come Out There" (Dog) one ;)

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      GuyB LM 7 years ago

      Great lens. I really like the dysfunctional family one. I actually laughed out loud!

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      WindyWintersHubs 7 years ago from Vancouver Island, BC

      What a cool collection of funny doormats. Geesh! I guess my poor old black "Welcome" doormat is a little outdated, lol. Congrats on your Purple Star! :)

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      Glhall 7 years ago

      awesome.. I am still laughing.

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      Patricia 7 years ago

      These are fun!

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      Cynthia Sylvestermouse 7 years ago from United States

      These are all really cute! I especially like the one that "Ask not for whom the dog barks..." I haven't seen one like that before.

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      these doormats are awesome!!!!! LOVE EM! guys, check out my blogs: http://www.squidoo.com/rantsaboutlife AND http://www.squidoo.com/jokelaughter

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      admiralglass lm 7 years ago

      These door mats are hilarious. My favorites are We're So Excited To See You Pet Doormat and We'd Invite you in, But Our Life's a Mess Doormat .

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      norma-holt 7 years ago

      What a lens. I thought it would go forever. There are some great designs here and well presented. Nice pics and good info. 5* and fave

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      Joan4 7 years ago

      These are great!!! What a fun lens!

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      Samantha Devereux 7 years ago from Columbia Mo

      [in reply to Jennifer Connelly] That one is here...Bungalow Home Plate Shaped Coco Floor Mat

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      Where can I order the doormat that looks like Home Plate and says "Home" on it? I can't find a link to purchase it! Can you help?

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      LoKackl 7 years ago

      This is just a great lens! The idea and "execution.!" I laughed out loud and will order some for xms gifts! Anyone who owns a dog or cat can relate to the "vet with a Porsche!" I have a cocker spaniel and a dachshund. Last night I had a "nightmare" that I bought another cocker! IF it weren't for the vet bills I'd have 50 of the them!

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      Wednesday-Elf 7 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      These are funny doormats. I gave my son & daughter-in-law a "Go Away" doormat for their first new home.

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      profilesincolor 7 years ago

      Fun! Thanks for sharing! :-)

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      Rhonda Albom 7 years ago from New Zealand

      Some funny mats here. I love to laugh.

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      Spook LM 7 years ago

      My that must have taken you a long time. I never had the remotest idea that there were so many kinds of mats.

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      GrowWear 7 years ago

      Very nice lens. Fun and funny!

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      dc64 lm 8 years ago

      These are cool. I like the one that simply says 'go away'. Yeah, it's kind of rude...but whatever.

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      Great doormats, thumbs up 5*

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