Poo Pourri - A New Way To Convince People Your Sh*t Doesn't Stink!
I ran across a video the other day about Poo Pourri Toilet Bowl Deodorizer and thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit until I looked the product up on Amazon.com. Rest assured, Poo Pourri is very much a live product. And, if you're not satisfied trying to cover your tracks (ha ha) after you go, Poo Pourri is the product you need. You see, this bathroom deordorizer is a different type of toilet bowl deodorizer; it will convince others that your sh*t doesn't stink!
Ok, we've all been in this situation - you go to a friend's house for dinner and nature calls. Nature doesn't just "call," it knocks on the door full with both fists, especially after that spicy taco dinner. You look around in growing distress to find that the only available bathroom is off the kitchen. Oh no! What to do, what to do? Aside from the sounds which are about to explode from within (you can cover that with a well timed flush....), you know that the smell with knock the socks off the Bruins. That's where Poo Pourri becomes your best friend.
Poo Pourri works in a different way from most bathroom deodorizers. Get this...
Poo Pourri is a preventative de-stinker (yes, I've made that a word); you just spritz a little into the toilet before you do your doody and it traps the stink right in the water! So, the dinner party is saved as is some embarrassment on both your part and the cook's part.
"Does it work," you ask. Read on, dear readers, read on....
This video is hilarious! If you don't even buy Poo Pouri, you really must check this out. I just love this girls attitude!
You've gotta love any video that starts with 'You won't believe the mother load I just dropped....'
With Poo Pourri, you're not stuck just making others think your poo smells like fresh linen or wildflowers like those air fresheners you spritz after the fact (and mostly to the chagrin of others). Oh, no, my child - there's a whole plethora of scents like the below for men.
So, for those gentlemen out there who stop at McDonald's for the Big Mac and fries before dinner (and you know who you are), here's Poo Pourri in a 'manly' scent. I love this product! In fact, ladies, this is a great Christmas stocking stuffer!
And, for those office workers who thrive on chili fries at 11 am, why not leave the small Poo Pourri spray as an anonymous gift on their desk at noon?
Another funny name - Royal Flush!