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Poo Pourri - A New Way To Convince People Your Sh*t Doesn't Stink!

Updated on September 18, 2013

I ran across a video the other day about Poo Pourri Toilet Bowl Deodorizer and thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit until I looked the product up on Amazon.com. Rest assured, Poo Pourri is very much a live product. And, if you're not satisfied trying to cover your tracks (ha ha) after you go, Poo Pourri is the product you need. You see, this bathroom deordorizer is a different type of toilet bowl deodorizer; it will convince others that your sh*t doesn't stink!

Ok, we've all been in this situation - you go to a friend's house for dinner and nature calls. Nature doesn't just "call," it knocks on the door full with both fists, especially after that spicy taco dinner. You look around in growing distress to find that the only available bathroom is off the kitchen. Oh no! What to do, what to do? Aside from the sounds which are about to explode from within (you can cover that with a well timed flush....), you know that the smell with knock the socks off the Bruins. That's where Poo Pourri becomes your best friend.

Poo Pourri works in a different way from most bathroom deodorizers. Get this...

Poo Pourri is a preventative de-stinker (yes, I've made that a word); you just spritz a little into the toilet before you do your doody and it traps the stink right in the water! So, the dinner party is saved as is some embarrassment on both your part and the cook's part.

"Does it work," you ask. Read on, dear readers, read on....

This video is hilarious! If you don't even buy Poo Pouri, you really must check this out. I just love this girls attitude!

You've gotta love any video that starts with 'You won't believe the mother load I just dropped....'

With Poo Pourri, you're not stuck just making others think your poo smells like fresh linen or wildflowers like those air fresheners you spritz after the fact (and mostly to the chagrin of others). Oh, no, my child - there's a whole plethora of scents like the below for men.

So, for those gentlemen out there who stop at McDonald's for the Big Mac and fries before dinner (and you know who you are), here's Poo Pourri in a 'manly' scent. I love this product! In fact, ladies, this is a great Christmas stocking stuffer!

And, for those office workers who thrive on chili fries at 11 am, why not leave the small Poo Pourri spray as an anonymous gift on their desk at noon?

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 4-Ounce Bottle, Crap Shooter - OLD BOTTLE STYLE
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 4-Ounce Bottle, Crap Shooter - OLD BOTTLE STYLE

Obviously, the marketers of Poo Pourri bathroom deodorizer have great senses of humor!

 

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    • BestRatedStuff profile image

      BestRatedStuff 

      4 years ago

      A great laugh, now if I could get it here, this would be so worth trying. Thank for the into to this product.

    • Virginia Allain profile image

      Virginia Allain 

      4 years ago from Central Florida

      Fun review but a product that many people could use.

    • Expat Mamasita profile image

      Expat Mamasita 

      4 years ago from Slovakia

      Amazing!!!! You just made me laugh on a Monday morning! I'll be ordering some of these for Christmas!!!

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      Ruthi 

      4 years ago

      Oh my goodness, I do know a few stuck up people who think their sh^t doesn't stink and you've offered up the perfect gift idea to show them it does! That POO POURRI spritz spray as a stocking stuffer is perfect to get the point across. This product sure gives new meaning to toiletry products!

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