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Facts About Men that All Women Should Know

Updated on March 7, 2008
 
  • 1. Men like to grill (.....Husbands are perfect examples). Men will cook if danger is involved.

  • 2. Men are simple things (contrary to my previous post... but never mind). They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

  • 3. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

  • 4. Men are very confident people. Guys are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team. (Best time to their consent for something of your interest.. they won't even bother ) . Remember, When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

  • 5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

  • 6. Men hate listening NO from women for any reasons (My personal experience says that ... I said NO for a lunch meeting to a dear friend ...consequences were severe. )

  • 7. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.

  • 8. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. (I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun).

  • 9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

  • 10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

  • 11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

  • 12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

  • 13. Men don't take clothing seriously. (I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo)."

  • 14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

  • 15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

  • 16. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

  • 17. Men are less sentimental than women. (No man has ever seen the movie Kuch Kuch Hota hai twice, voluntarily.)

  • 18. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?( To attract men, I have started wearing a perfume called ' New Car interior '... seriously friends... )

  • 19. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

  • 20. All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

  • 21. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. (If you really want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children and let them know about your future planning ...... try this.... it works ).

  • 22. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

  • 23. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

  • 24. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

  • 25. Last but not least ...All men are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

  • 26. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent - (but they make great pets.)

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      honeydaoudi 

      9 years ago

      read it all and love it , wow your a very smart woman i must say lol

      Honey , 17 , london

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      quensday 

      10 years ago from New York

      I love the Barbie/superheroes bit :)

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      Tater2tot 

      10 years ago from ~~~

      Haha. I like #11 and #13! Those are so true. Plus, guys don't have to have more than one swim suit. Girls would say "Umm... Didn't you wear that bathing suit last weekend?..." and guys wouldn't know the difference. They all have hawiian flower prints on it, or a solid color. Ha-ha. Good hub.

      Love,

      Tayler!

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      MoralsEthics1960 

      10 years ago from Florida

      LOL..... How true,I am still lol

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      Rhym O'Reison 

      10 years ago from Crowley, Tx

      This is really funny. Thanks for the laugh. I can't wait for the hub "Facts about Women that all Men should Know".

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      donnaleemason 

      10 years ago from North Dakota, USA

      Very funny and sadly enough, pretty true, thanks for the laughs.

      Donna

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      Manoharan 

      10 years ago from Bangalore - 560097, Karnataka, India

      GOOD WRITINGS FRIEND. VISIT MY BLOG PLSWe owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made

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      Raven King 

      10 years ago from Cabin Fever

      #23 is true. Funny. Haha. :)

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      Dr.S.P.PADMA PRASAD 

      10 years ago from Tumkur

      Very funny Mr.Manohar.I had not imagined that you could cut jokes too. Does these things apply to yooooo?

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      Merle Ann Johnson 

      10 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      OMG you are so good. hee hee haa haa I haven't had a good laugh like this in a while..Thanks. I love em though. And I think you do too...otherwise how could know them so well? # 16 sounds like why I have an EX...thanks my dear and have a great week-end. G-Ma :o) hugs

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      Hoodala 

      10 years ago from Mesa

      Very funny....and mostly true

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      Bonnie Ramsey 

      10 years ago from United States

      LOL, #12 is the truest statement I have ever heard!!! Heaters that snore! Thanks for the laughs. Sorry, guys!

      Bonnie

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