ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Girls Behind Bars – sexy celebs in the slammer...

Updated on May 8, 2007

I see a little jail bird...

Oh no! But jail makes you ugly!

Paris is the latest lady to be sentenced to jail time, but she is certainly not the first. Living life in the fast lane and constantly being surrounded by fantasy, glitz, and glamor can make even the most level headed young woman start to think she might be a little above the law. Prior to her last brush with the law I imagine Paris probably thought the police were mostly there to look good in their tight fitting uniforms. Now she knows that they not only look good, but sometimes they even make you do things you don't want to do, like get out of your car just when you were having so much dangerous and drunken fun, or go and see a mean judge who thinks that you should probably know whether or not you're breaking the law. It's totally unfair says Paris, and aw, how the tiny violins are playing.

Paris is not alone though, she has some foxy lady friends who have walked the path before her, such as Michelle Rodriguez who stars in the hit tv series “Lost.” Michelle isn't afraid of jail, she isn't afraid of anything, in fact she went out of her way to choose jail the first time she was convicted of driving whilst drunk. Apparently the alternative of 240 hours of community service was just too horrible to bear.

Unfortunately Michelle is just such a darned slow learner that she got caught doing the same thing again and got sentenced to 60 days in jail. Of course, some of this slow learning may be due to the fact that she was sent home after serving a whole two hours of her sentence. Why, that's barely enough time to strip down and have a good delousing.

No article on ladies in jail would be complete without mentioning Martha Stewart however. Possibly the sexiest of all the three ladies, Martha served five months in jail for insider trading. This is of course all very interesting when you compare it with the other two cases. Do something that could possibly kill and maim people, and you get a handful of days in the big house. Make a little extra money by defrauding the stock market and they really nail you.

Poor Martha was forced to spend almost half a year desperately trying to figure out how to make vertical iron structures more pretty, and wondering how much yarn it would take to make a cover for the razor wire surrounding her compound, but I seriously doubt that Paris will ever have to don a baggy jumpsuit and check her doggy at the gate.

Moral of the story: If you're going to be caught for anything, make sure it's for something nice and potentially lethal. We can respect that. Just don't mess around with the money okay? We can always make more people, but do you have any idea how long it takes to make millions?

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)